> Everyone of those cars harmed the climate. You will be getting a carbon tax bill for each one plus interest. It is exactly one million dollars.
I've got the cash. Please don't tell anyone, especially The Hogg and Greta.
I'll bet those cars were no more damaging to the environment than the crap out there today. Except for one, the 55 Chevy I was driving from PA back to my hometown of Hollywood California. I had my friend Ray Showers with me. We bummed gas money the whole way. Rest stops and outside restaurants mainly. Some people would fill us up using credit cards.
Anyway, we were broke. We were standing outside a gas station somewhere in Arizona when the proprietor came out and said, "Hey, if you guys are looking for money, that guy over there might need some help", he said, pointing to a guy taking a small airplane apart in the desert.
The guy agreed to give us $10 each if we helped him carry wood and stuff. I know he didn't really need us but we didn't get in his way either. A sand storm came along. I had never been in one before. I was panicked. "Put your shirt over your face", the main guy yelled. I had never even thought of it. I guess panic and thought don't go well together.
Anyway, when we were done I asked if we could get just a bit more money as we were going to use the cash for gas and we were hungry too. He said he couldn't do it but would help us out with gas. "I'll give you some aviation fuel", he said.
"Is that ok in a car?", I asked. He said it's not supposed to be but it'll get us where we're going. And he was right. But just as we were pulling into L.A. massive billows of black smoke started pouring out of the tailpipe. Worse than I'd ever seen it from any car. I was amazed we made it without getting stopped by the cops. I parked the car near where I lived at the time. On a hill. I tried to start it and it wouldn't start. It was shot.
A week later I played a guy a race to 10 in the game of nine ball, his $50 against my car. I told him it doesn't run. He said he didn't care. I had to spot him some balls as I was better than he was. I lost the car. I could have got maybe $25 from a tow yard but I considered it a goner anyway. So there's another one of the 11 cars I bought that I never sold. I never sold a car in my life. Never sold much of anything. And I'm fucking proud of it.
Man, that smoke. You'd have had to seen to believe it. I was intense. Aviation fuel, LOL. High Octane. Smoking hot. Ready to roll. Heavy duty. Like Elon Musk or the Bezos guy without all the money.