Raid
BasketCase
the national news.
31 kilos of bootleg tobaccoo and 1000's of cigarettes/videos/cd roms
seized in successful swoop on market place. A police spokesman said...
"What you have to remember is that you may think your getting a
bargain buying this tobaccoo etc but this money is part of the black market
that also funds drug dealing/porn etc."
Is that fuckin right mr officer?
I happen to know that the majority of these ppl are unemployed ( That's why
you raided along with customs/excise and the fuckin social security team!)
and are just trying to earn a bit extra for their families. You cunts know
most if not all are law abiding citizens.
Hope you bastards sleep well this weekend!
Fuck Y'all
*The above message goes out with heartfelt thanks to the strathclyde police
department/customs and excise/department of health and social security.*
GUNMAN
says...
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Richard H
> There was a big raid in a Glasgow market the other day. It even made
> the national news.
>
> 31 kilos of bootleg tobaccoo and 1000's of cigarettes/videos/cd roms
> seized in successful swoop on market place. A police spokesman said...
>
>
> "What you have to remember is that you may think your getting a
> bargain buying this tobaccoo etc but this money is part of the black
market
> that also funds drug dealing/porn etc."
>
I'm all for that however, It sounds like a pile of crap police propaganda.
You go to a black market dealer, hand over some readies and walk away with
yer fags. You want some drugs again find a dealer hand over readies take
away the gear. You want porn, same thing, you gotta pay for it.
How the fuck does buying some smuggled or stolen cigarettes fund drug
dealing? Drug dealing funds itself, you have to pay for the fucking stuff.
You don't get a reduction just cos your dealers got some fags.
The only real thieves are the government over taxing fags. If they reduced
tax, less fags
would need to be smuggled. If what the police & government are saying is
correct, then reducing cigarette smugling would reduce the funding available
to drug dealers. I don't see them reducing tax on cigarettes, thus reducing
drug funding, thus saving lots of little kiddies. What I see is the greedy
cunts trying to stop smugling because their revenue is being reduced.
Fuck em! I'll buy all the cheap fags I can.
Rich H
Jack of all trades but drinks like a fish
Remove Beer for a sensible reply.
BasketCase
"Richard H" <rock...@BeeRvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:JWPV5.4035$0z.5...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
made
> > the national news.
> >
> > 31 kilos of bootleg tobaccoo and 1000's of cigarettes/videos/cd
roms
> > seized in successful swoop on market place. A police spokesman said...
> >
> >
> > "What you have to remember is that you may think your getting a
> > bargain buying this tobaccoo etc but this money is part of the black
> market
> > that also funds drug dealing/porn etc."
> >
then
> I'm all for that however, It sounds like a pile of crap police propaganda.
>
> You go to a black market dealer, hand over some readies and walk away with
> yer fags. You want some drugs again find a dealer hand over readies take
> away the gear. You want porn, same thing, you gotta pay for it.
>
> How the fuck does buying some smuggled or stolen cigarettes fund drug
> dealing? Drug dealing funds itself, you have to pay for the fucking stuff.
> You don't get a reduction just cos your dealers got some fags.
>
> The only real thieves are the government over taxing fags. If they reduced
> tax, less fags
> would need to be smuggled. If what the police & government are saying is
> correct, then reducing cigarette smugling would reduce the funding
available
> to drug dealers. I don't see them reducing tax on cigarettes, thus
reducing
> drug funding, thus saving lots of little kiddies. What I see is the greedy
> cunts trying to stop smugling because their revenue is being reduced.
>
> Fuck em! I'll buy all the cheap fags I can.
>
> Rich H
> Jack of all trades but drinks like a fish
> Remove Beer for a sensible reply.
Hear ! Hear ! Richard!
By the way if your ever in Scotland and looking for cheap
baccy...............................
Phalanx2
> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
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BasketCase
"Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
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>
> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>
> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
I am perfectly willing to sell a kidney for the right price.
Fraid your outta luck for a liver transplant though.
GUNMAN
>
>> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>
>Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
Yeah, but they're from China and India.
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GUNMAN
says...
>>
>> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>
>need to keep one.
>
Not really. They could hook you up to a big machine
and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
and still have lots left over.
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Zoe
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
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> and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
> and still have lots left over.
But I'd have to be in a hospital. It's not worth it. I fucking hate
those places. I really really hate them. It's like a phobia.
GUNMAN
says...
some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
in my arm xrays.
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Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her arm when
they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally after a
few days her wrists were all bloody.
GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally after a
>few days her wrists were all bloody.
>
whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
I'm thinking of a gerbel.
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GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,>> >news:MPG.149251119...@news.alt.net...
>when
>> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally after
>a
>> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>> >
>> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>
Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
in a snare. that might have helped.
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Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,> >news:MPG.149251119...@news.alt.net...
Richard H
>
> "Richard H" <rock...@BeeRvirgin.net> wrote in message
> news:JWPV5.4035$0z.5...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > "BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
> made
> > > the national news.
> > >
> > > 31 kilos of bootleg tobaccoo and 1000's of cigarettes/videos/cd
> roms
> > > seized in successful swoop on market place. A police spokesman said...
> > >
> > >
> > > "What you have to remember is that you may think your getting a
> > > bargain buying this tobaccoo etc but this money is part of the black
> > market
> > > that also funds drug dealing/porn etc."
> > >
If I buy your baccy can I get cheaper drugs as well ;o)
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> in a snare. that might have helped.
Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds to
everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going to
beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
Phalanx2
GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
> >
> >
> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>
I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
a while back.
--
Phalanx2
> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
> in my arm xrays.
I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
Phalanx2
> > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
> > arm when
> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
> > after a
> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> >
> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
really hungry.
GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> in a snare. that might have helped.
>
> Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds to
>everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going to
>beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
>
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>> >
>> >
>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>
>
>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>a while back.
They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>
>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>> in my arm xrays.
>
>
>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>
>> > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>> > arm when
>> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>> > after a
>> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>> >
>> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>
>really hungry.
Or maybe she wanted to play with her pussy.
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
Zoe
>
> > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
> > > arm when
> > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
> > > after a
> > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> > >
> > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>
> Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
> really hungry.
The food sucked!
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com
says...
> >
> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
> >
> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds
to
> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going
to
> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
> >
> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
Well, being something of a non-fighter myself, I didn't argue. It's not
that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to fight.
BasketCase
"Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...> news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> >
> > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
> > > > arm when
> > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
> > > > after a
> > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> > > >
> > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> >
> > really hungry.
>
> The food sucked!
The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com
>says...
>> >
>> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
>> >
>> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds
>to
>> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going
>to
>> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
>> >
>> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
>
> Well, being something of a non-fighter myself, I didn't argue. It's not
>that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to fight.
>
when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
kicked in and missing a shoe.
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Zoe
>
> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> >
> > >
> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
> > > > > arm when
> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
> > > > > after a
> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> > > > >
> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> > >
> > > really hungry.
> >
> > The food sucked!
>
> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
I didn't ask.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com says...
>>
>>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>news:MPG.1494ad3e2...@news.alt.net...
>>> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>>> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
>>> in a snare. that might have helped.
>>
>> Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds to
>>everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going to
>>beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
>>
> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
i don't think any chick who chews her arms off is tough. as a matter
of fact, i think they're quite -wait for it- 'armless...
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the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>> >
>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>> >
>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>
>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>
>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>a while back.
>
> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
them on-site?
bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
efficiency.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>
>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>> in my arm xrays.
>>
>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>
>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>
> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
oh, never mind.
in any case, hospitals are fun!
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
GUNMAN
--
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GUNMAN
>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>> >
>>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>>> >
>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>>
>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>>a while back.
>>
>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>
>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
>them on-site?
>
>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>efficiency.
Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
--
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GUNMAN
>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>
>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>
>>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>>
>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>
>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>
>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>
>oh, never mind.
>
>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>
go into the old folks room and take their little
paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
tho.
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>
>>"BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>
>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>> >
>>> > "Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>> > >
>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>> > > > > arm when
>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>> > > > > after a
>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>> > >
>>> > > Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
>>> > > really hungry.
>>> >
>>> > The food sucked!
>>>
>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>
>> I didn't ask.
>
>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>
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mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2c9db6...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
> Right but it's their chainsaw like teeth that'll get you.
not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2c9e04...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>>>
>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>>>a while back.
>>>
>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>
>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
>>them on-site?
>>
>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>efficiency.
>
> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
with their stinky pinkies?
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2c9e36...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>
>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>
>>>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>>>
>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>
>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>
>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>
>>oh, never mind.
>>
>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>
> They always keep the drugs locked away so I had to
> go into the old folks room and take their little
> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
> tho.
that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
keep falsies clean.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2c9e75...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>
>>>"BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>
>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>> >
>>>> > "Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>>> > >
>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>> > > > > after a
>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
>>>> > > really hungry.
>>>> >
>>>> > The food sucked!
>>>>
>>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>>
>>> I didn't ask.
>>
>>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>>
> Some where teddy's with button fastening crotches.
i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
when they whip me is also good, too.
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> In article <YrVW5.30317$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com>,> >news:MPG.1495d0ad...@news.alt.net...
> >> In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com
> >says...
> >> >
> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> >news:MPG.1494ad3e2...@news.alt.net...
> >> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> says...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> >> >news:MPG.149498c1f...@news.alt.net...
> >> >> >> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >news:MPG.149251119...@news.alt.net...
> >> >> >> >> In article <z30W5.14024$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >news:MPG.1492400f3...@news.alt.net...
> >> >> >> >> >> In article <wi%V5.13809$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that
> >> >too...
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >kidney
> >> >> >> >anyway.
> >> >> >> >> >I
> >> >> >> >> >> >need to keep one.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Not really. They could hook you up to a big machine
> >> >> >> >> >> and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
> >> >> >> >> >> and still have lots left over.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > But I'd have to be in a hospital. It's not worth it. I
> >> >fucking
> >> >> >hate
> >> >> >> >> >those places. I really really hate them. It's like a
phobia.
> >> >> >> >> >
room
> >> >> >> >> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying
to
> >> >> >> >> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
> >> >> >> >> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
> >> >> >> >> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
> >> >> >> >> in my arm xrays.
> >> >> >> >
her
> >arm
> >> >> >when
> >> >> >> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room
finally
> >> >after
> >> >> >a
> >> >> >> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> >> >> >> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> >> >> >> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
> >> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
> >> >
> >> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her
wounds
> >to
> >> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was
going
> >to
> >> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
> >> >
> >> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
> >
not
> >that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to fight.
> >
> I can fight well enough if I'm really mad except
> when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
> in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
> kicked in and missing a shoe.
Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My Hammies"?
Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I
saw that.
GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:09:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>
>not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
>
rural Africa.
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>>>>
>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>>>>a while back.
>>>>
>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>>
>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
>>>them on-site?
>>>
>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>>efficiency.
>>
>
>with their stinky pinkies?
>
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:11:52 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>
>>>>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>>>>
>>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>>
>>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>>
>>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>>
>>>oh, never mind.
>>>
>>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>>
>> go into the old folks room and take their little
>> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
>> tho.
>
>that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
>keep falsies clean.
>
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>> > > > > after a
>>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>> > > > >
>>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
>>>>> > > really hungry.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > The food sucked!
>>>>>
>>>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>>>
>>>> I didn't ask.
>>>
>>>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>>>
>
>i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>
>when they whip me is also good, too.
Must be a private hospitol with a wet nurse.
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2cd163...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:09:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2c9db6...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>> Right but it's their chainsaw like teeth that'll get you.
>>
>>not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
>>
> Yes those can be a health hazard especially if you live in
> rural Africa.
that's when they run about, yelling, "moz gee toe! moz gee toe!"
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2cd1aa...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2c9e04...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>>>>>a while back.
>>>>>
>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>>>
>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
>>>>them on-site?
>>>>
>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>>>efficiency.
>>>
>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
>>
>>with their stinky pinkies?
>>
> Circled in furry minkies.
stikin' out their pingies?
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2cd203...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:11:52 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2c9e36...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>>>
>>>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>>>
>>>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>>>
>>>>oh, never mind.
>>>>
>>>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>>>
>>> They always keep the drugs locked away so I had to
>>> go into the old folks room and take their little
>>> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
>>> tho.
>>
>>that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
>>keep falsies clean.
>>
> I always get that confused with alkaseltzer.
easy to do, but this one's a bit more minty and stings your teeth.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2cd231...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2c9e75...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > "Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> > news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>>> > > > > after a
>>>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just really,
>>>>>> > > really hungry.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > The food sucked!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't ask.
>>>>
>>>>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>>>>
>>> Some where teddy's with button fastening crotches.
>>
>>i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>>
>>when they whip me is also good, too.
>
> Must be a private hospitol with a wet nurse.
it's the only reason i go private. for the wet nurse competitions.
"spray my shirt, big boy!"
GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> In article <YrVW5.30317$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com>,>> >news:MPG.1495d0ad...@news.alt.net...
>> >> In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com
>> >says...
>> >> >
>> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> >> >news:MPG.1494ad3e2...@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>> >> >> says...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> >> >> >news:MPG.149498c1f...@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> >> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>> >> >> >> says...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >news:MPG.149251119...@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> >> >> In article <z30W5.14024$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>> >> >> >> >> says...
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >news:MPG.1492400f3...@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> >> >> >> In article <wi%V5.13809$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>> >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>> >> >> >> >> >> says...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that
>> >> >too...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >kidney
>> >> >> >> >anyway.
>> >> >> >> >> >I
>> >> >> >> >> >> >need to keep one.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> Not really. They could hook you up to a big machine
>> >> >> >> >> >> and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
>> >> >> >> >> >> and still have lots left over.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > But I'd have to be in a hospital. It's not worth it. I
>> >> >fucking
>> >> >> >hate
>> >> >> >> >> >those places. I really really hate them. It's like a
>phobia.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>room
>> >> >> >> >> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying
>to
>> >> >> >> >> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>> >> >> >> >> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>> >> >> >> >> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>> >> >> >> >> in my arm xrays.
>> >> >> >> >
>her
>> >arm
>> >> >> >when
>> >> >> >> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room
>finally
>> >> >after
>> >> >> >a
>> >> >> >> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>> >> >> >> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>> >> >> >> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
>> >> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
>> >> >
>> >> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her
>wounds
>> >to
>> >> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was
>going
>> >to
>> >> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
>> >> >
>> >> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
>> >
>not
>> >that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to fight.
>> >
>> I can fight well enough if I'm really mad except
>> when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
>> in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
>> kicked in and missing a shoe.
>
> Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My Hammies"?
>Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing when I
>saw that.
What does it mean?
--
fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <q86X5.59$bQ.8...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com says...
more to the point, what doesn't it mean?
Phalanx2
> >> Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
> >>Hammies"?
> >>Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself
> >>laughing when I
> >>saw that.
> >
> > What does it mean?
>
> more to the point, what doesn't it mean?
Just try ordering it and see watch the waiter/waitress start
laughing. "Hey, you're the first person this week that had the guts to
say it. Most people just point to it on the menu and say, 'This
please.'"
--
Phalanx2
http://members.xoom.com/Phalanx2/
ICQ #84011614
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Before you buy.
Richard H
news:3a2cd231...@news.bigpond.com...
> On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
> the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
> hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>
> i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>
> when they whip me is also good, too.
Ah yes, they're the really good nurses. This is reflected in their grossly
overinflated salary.
mister c of nine
<rock...@BeeRvirgin.net>let loose the power of their jizz-catcher,
and caught a chunky load of creamy hot sperm, before dribbling the
following:
>"mister c of nine" <wou...@knee.com> wrote in message
>news:3a2cd231...@news.bigpond.com...
>> On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>> the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>> hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>> >In article <3a2c9e75...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>> > Some where teddy's with button fastening crotches.
>>
>> i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>>
>> when they whip me is also good, too.
>
>Ah yes, they're the really good nurses. This is reflected in their grossly
>overinflated salary.
and my grossly overinflated underpants.
GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:28:51 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:03:28 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:MPG.1494ad3e2...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>>>>>>>zo...@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >news:MPG.149498c1f...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> >> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>>>>>>>> >zo...@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>> >> says...
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >> >news:MPG.149251119...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> >> >> In article <z30W5.14024$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>>>>>>>> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>> >> >> says...
>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >> >> >news:MPG.1492400f3...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> In article <wi%V5.13809$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
>>>>>>>> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> says...
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that
>>>>>>>too...
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> > I'm selling my kidneys to the highest bidder. Well, kidney
>>>>>>>> >> >anyway.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >I
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >need to keep one.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> Not really. They could hook you up to a big machine
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> and still have lots left over.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> > But I'd have to be in a hospital. It's not worth it. I
>>>>>>>fucking
>>>>>>>> >hate
>>>>>>>> >> >> >those places. I really really hate them. It's like a phobia.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>>>> >> >> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>>>> >> >> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>>>> >> >> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>>>> >> >> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>>>> >> >> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >when
>>>>>>>> >> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>>>>after
>>>>>>>> >a
>>>>>>>> >> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>>>>> >> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>>>>> >> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
>>>>>>>> in a snare. that might have helped.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her wounds to
>>>>>>>everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was going to
>>>>>>>beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
>>>>>
>>>>>of fact, i think they're quite -wait for it- 'armless...
>>>>>
>>>> Right but it's their chainsaw like teeth that'll get you.
>>>
>>>not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
>>>
>> Yes those can be a health hazard especially if you live in
>> rural Africa.
>
>that's when they run about, yelling, "moz gee toe! moz gee toe!"
>
Wasn't that the movie where they covered an English
bloke with dried mud and clay and cooked him over
a fire rotisserie style?
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:03 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their prisoners
>>>>>>>a while back.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and shot
>>>>>them on-site?
>>>>>
>>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>>>>efficiency.
>>>>
>>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
>>>
>>>with their stinky pinkies?
>>>
>> Circled in furry minkies.
>
>stikin' out their pingies?
>
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:11:52 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>>>>
>>>>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>>>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>>>>
>>>>>oh, never mind.
>>>>>
>>>>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>>>>
>>>> They always keep the drugs locked away so I had to
>>>> go into the old folks room and take their little
>>>> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
>>>> tho.
>>>
>>>that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
>>>keep falsies clean.
>>>
>> I always get that confused with alkaseltzer.
>
>easy to do, but this one's a bit more minty and stings your teeth.
>
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:33:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>>>> > > > > after a
>>>>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > really hungry.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > The food sucked!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I didn't ask.
>>>>>
>>>>>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>>>>>
>>>> Some where teddy's with button fastening crotches.
>>>
>>>i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>>>
>>>when they whip me is also good, too.
>>
>
>it's the only reason i go private. for the wet nurse competitions.
>
>"spray my shirt, big boy!"
>
here in the states. We have to go to Mexico otherwise.
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GUNMAN
What are hammies?
>
>http://www.communityzero.com/altcmm
>
>"You're a bunny squick."
>
><message ends>
>
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Richard H
Hammie hamster was friends with Toad of Toad Hall
Richard H
> In article <3a2d027b...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
> >On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:03 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
> >the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
> >hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
> >
says...
> >>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
> >>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
> >>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
> >>>
says...
> >>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
> >>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
> >>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
> >>>>>
says...
> >>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
> >>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com
says...
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their
prisoners
> >>>>>>>a while back.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
> >>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
> >>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
> >>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and
shot
> >>>>>them on-site?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
> >>>>>efficiency.
> >>>>
> >>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
> >>>
> >>>with their stinky pinkies?
> >>>
> >> Circled in furry minkies.
> >
> >stikin' out their pingies?
> >
> Pluckin on their thingies?
Never buying drinkies
Zoe
> On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
> the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
> hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
> >
> >news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
> >>
> >> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through
her
> >> > > > > arm when
> >> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room
finally
> >> > > > > after a
> >> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> >> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> >> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> >> > >
> >> > > really hungry.
> >> >
> >> > The food sucked!
> >>
> >> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
> >
> > I didn't ask.
>
> i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
The male nurses didn't. Not the one 'em.
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> In article <YrVW5.30317$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> says...
> >> >
> >> >> In article <lCRW5.24$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>,
zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >says...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> In article <z30W5.14024$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> In article
<wi%V5.13809$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> >> >> >> >> >> >> says...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have
that
> >> >> >too...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >her
> >> >arm
> >> >> >> >when
> >> >> >> >> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room
> >finally
> >> >> >after
> >> >> >> >a
> >> >> >> >> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> >> >> >> >> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> >> >> >> >> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
> >> >> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed her
> >wounds
> >> >to
> >> >> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she was
> >going
> >> >to
> >> >> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
> >> >> >
> >> >> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
> >> >
> >> > Well, being something of a non-fighter myself, I didn't argue.
It's
> >not
> >> >that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to fight.
> >> >
> >> I can fight well enough if I'm really mad except
> >> when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
> >> in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
> >> kicked in and missing a shoe.
> >
> > Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My Hammies"?
> >Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing
when I
> >saw that.
>
> What does it mean?
I have no idea. It's a name for one of their meals. Next time you go
there look at the menu for "Moon Over My Hammies".
Zoe
>
> > >> Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
> > >>Hammies"?
> > >>Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself
> > >>laughing when I
> > >>saw that.
> > >
> > > What does it mean?
> >
> > more to the point, what doesn't it mean?
>
> laughing. "Hey, you're the first person this week that had the guts to
> say it. Most people just point to it on the menu and say, 'This
> please.'"
So you've seen it? You've seen "Moon Over My Hammies" on the menu?
It's not just an Ottawa thing.
GUNMAN
rock...@BeeRvirgin.net says...
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>> In article <3a2d027b...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>> >the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>> >hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>> >
>> >>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>> >>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>> >>>
>> >>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>> >>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>> >>>>>
>says...
>> >>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>> >>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com
>says...
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their
>prisoners
>> >>>>>>>a while back.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>> >>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>> >>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>> >>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and
>shot
>> >>>>>them on-site?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>> >>>>>efficiency.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
>> >>>
>> >>>with their stinky pinkies?
>> >>>
>> >> Circled in furry minkies.
>> >
>> >stikin' out their pingies?
>> >
>> Pluckin on their thingies?
>
>Never buying drinkies
Sit around and thinkies.
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GUNMAN
rock...@BeeRvirgin.net says...
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GUNMAN
>
>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>there look at the menu for "Moon Over My Hammies".
>
I cook my food just like the way I like it and don't
have to worry about dirty spics not washing their hands.
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 20:56:39 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>
>went to a chili restaurant the other week, though. they fed me up this
>tomato saucey thing, and called it "hot and spicy." i asked them to
>deliver me some chili now, and tobasco.
>
>when a restaurant which calls itself a mexican place, and advertises
>chili and tacos and whatnot doesn't actually have tobasco or any other
>form of chili sauce, you know something's wrong with the world.
>
I've found that the further that you get away from Mexico
(which isn't ordinarily a bad thing to do) the blander
the "Mexican" food gets. In Nebraska, I ate at a Mexican
Restaurant run by Sioux Indians. Worst plate of slop I've
even encountered in my life. Some kind of slop they scraped
out of the dumpster, and no it wasn't spicy.
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 10:47:24 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:28:51 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:09:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:03:28 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>of fact, i think they're quite -wait for it- 'armless...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Right but it's their chainsaw like teeth that'll get you.
>>>>>
>>>>>not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
>>>>>
>>>> Yes those can be a health hazard especially if you live in
>>>> rural Africa.
>>>
>>>that's when they run about, yelling, "moz gee toe! moz gee toe!"
>>>
>>
>> Wasn't that the movie where they covered an English
>> bloke with dried mud and clay and cooked him over
>> a fire rotisserie style?
>
>around, going, "shit, man. not much eating in this guy's head, is
>there?"
>
And his cowardly British comrads hid in the brush
saying, "I saw old bean! These Zulus are bloody
savage! Shall we return to camp for tea?".
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 20:43:49 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>rock...@BeeRvirgin.net says...
>>>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>>> In article <3a2d027b...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>> >On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:03 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>> >the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>> >hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>> >
>>>says...
>>>> >>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>> >>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>> >>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>> >>>
>>>says...
>>>> >>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>> >>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>> >>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>says...
>>>> >>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>>> >>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com
>>>says...
>>>> >>>>>>>> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their
>>>prisoners
>>>> >>>>>>>a while back.
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>>> >>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>>> >>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>>> >>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and
>>>shot
>>>> >>>>>them on-site?
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>>> >>>>>efficiency.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>with their stinky pinkies?
>>>> >>>
>>>> >> Circled in furry minkies.
>>>> >
>>>> >stikin' out their pingies?
>>>> >
>>>> Pluckin on their thingies?
>>>
>>>Never buying drinkies
>>
>> Sit around and thinkies.
>
>
With their minds full of naughty sinnies.
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 10:49:27 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:11:52 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>>>>>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>oh, never mind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> They always keep the drugs locked away so I had to
>>>>>> go into the old folks room and take their little
>>>>>> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
>>>>>> tho.
>>>>>
>>>>>that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
>>>>>keep falsies clean.
>>>>>
>>>> I always get that confused with alkaseltzer.
>>>
>>>easy to do, but this one's a bit more minty and stings your teeth.
>>>
>> Ah, that's good for your teeth. Means it's killing germs.
>
>
Calcium Slalcium.
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GUNMAN
>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 10:51:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:33:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
>>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>>>>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>>>>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>>>>>> > > > > after a
>>>>>>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>>>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>>>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > really hungry.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > The food sucked!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I didn't ask.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>i like those nurses who wear fishnet stockings and crotchless panties.
>>>>>
>>>>>when they whip me is also good, too.
>>>>
>>>> Must be a private hospitol with a wet nurse.
>>>
>>>it's the only reason i go private. for the wet nurse competitions.
>>>
>>>"spray my shirt, big boy!"
>>>
>> The wet nurse contest? That's only available by prescription
>> here in the states. We have to go to Mexico otherwise.
>
>
>"sir, do you need a headjob?"
>"what? i'm here getting my cancers operated on."
>"yes, sir, we know. but would you like a headjob? or how about a dozen
>nurses to fondle your privates?"
>"i dunno. do i pay extra for that?"
>"what do you think we are, sir? american whores? we do this for our
>national pride!"
>"that's great! okay, nurse. blow me!"
>"that'll be one dollar, sir."
>"do you take american express?"
>"are you insulting mexico, sir?"
>"oh. no. sorry. my mistake. here, if i give you a fifty, can you get
>change?"
>"sir, we don't have the much money in the entire country!"
>"damn. well, howabout you go get 49 of your friends..."
>
I bought a tri-level mansion in Monterry for 65 cents.
--
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the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <n3cX5.103$bQ.1...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com says...
i don't eat out any more, either.
went to a chili restaurant the other week, though. they fed me up this
tomato saucey thing, and called it "hot and spicy." i asked them to
deliver me some chili now, and tobasco.
when a restaurant which calls itself a mexican place, and advertises
chili and tacos and whatnot doesn't actually have tobasco or any other
form of chili sauce, you know something's wrong with the world.
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mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2d0256...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:28:51 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2cd163...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:09:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <3a2c9db6...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:03:28 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i don't think any chick who chews her arms off is tough. as a matter
>>>>>>of fact, i think they're quite -wait for it- 'armless...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Right but it's their chainsaw like teeth that'll get you.
>>>>
>>>>not their stumpy shoulders pumping blood like mini-water-pistols?
>>>>
>>> Yes those can be a health hazard especially if you live in
>>> rural Africa.
>>
>>that's when they run about, yelling, "moz gee toe! moz gee toe!"
>>
>
> Wasn't that the movie where they covered an English
> bloke with dried mud and clay and cooked him over
> a fire rotisserie style?
and his head exploded like a ripe watermelon, while the savages stood
around, going, "shit, man. not much eating in this guy's head, is
there?"
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3SaX5.1426$Ah3....@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
>rock...@BeeRvirgin.net says...
>>"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
>>news:MPG.1496d84b2...@news.alt.net...
>>> In article <3a2d027b...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>> >On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:03 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>> >the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>> >hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>> >
>>> >>In article <3a2cd1aa...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com
>>says...
>>> >>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:10:00 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>> >>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>> >>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>In article <3a2c9e04...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com
>>says...
>>> >>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:05:20 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>> >>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>> >>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>>In article <90gtd0$gpi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com
>>says...
>>> >>>>>>>In article <MPG.1491c8216...@news.alt.net>,
>>> >>>>>>> GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>> In article <908t9c$lvi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com
>>says...
>>> >>>>>>>> >
>>> >>>>>>>> >> bootleg tobaccy? what next?
>>> >>>>>>>> >
>>> >>>>>>>> >Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have that too...
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> Yeah, but they're from China and India.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>I heard the Chinese were harvesting organs from some of their
>>prisoners
>>> >>>>>>>a while back.
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> They never stopped. they take the prisoners out in a field
>>> >>>>>> and put a bullet thru their upper backs and rush them to
>>> >>>>>> a clinic where there livers and kidneys are removed. What
>>> >>>>>> the hell? They were probably bad Chinamen anyway.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>surely it'd have been easier to have taken them to the clinic and
>>shot
>>> >>>>>them on-site?
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>bloody chinamen. can't execute anyone for their internal organs with
>>> >>>>>efficiency.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Goddamn fucking rinky dinky chinkies.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>with their stinky pinkies?
>>> >>>
>>> >> Circled in furry minkies.
>>> >
>>> >stikin' out their pingies?
>>> >
>>> Pluckin on their thingies?
>>
>>Never buying drinkies
>
> Sit around and thinkies.
stealin' all me pennies.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2d02a1...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:31:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2cd203...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:11:52 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <3a2c9e36...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>>>On Mon, 4 Dec 2000 16:06:11 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <90gtfv$gs3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, phal...@excite.com says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Me too. I went in cuz I fell off the roof and in the next room
>>>>>>>>> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were trying to
>>>>>>>>> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6 times.
>>>>>>>>> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying on
>>>>>>>>> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more interested
>>>>>>>>> in my arm xrays.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I hate the way hospitals smell. I've been in them all too often though.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"That's not my arm. It's my penis!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I always wanted a nurse to blow me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i always waited for the nurses to go home at night before wandering
>>>>>>around looking for those on excess sleepy pills so i could -
>>>>>>
>>>>>>oh, never mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>in any case, hospitals are fun!
>>>>>>
>>>>> They always keep the drugs locked away so I had to
>>>>> go into the old folks room and take their little
>>>>> paper cup of pills. I never knew quite I was ingesting
>>>>> tho.
>>>>
>>>>that's where i discovered my allergy to drinking the fluid used to
>>>>keep falsies clean.
>>>>
>>> I always get that confused with alkaseltzer.
>>
>>easy to do, but this one's a bit more minty and stings your teeth.
>>
> Ah, that's good for your teeth. Means it's killing germs.
killing calcium, too.
--
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2d02b9...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:33:08 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>
>>>In article <3a2cd231...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>On Tue, 5 Dec 2000 05:12:45 -0600, GUNMAN <hddd...@lo.EEE>let loose
>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <3a2c9e75...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
>>>>>>On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 02:53:19 GMT, "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com>let loose
>>>>>>the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
>>>>>>hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"BasketCase" <Baske...@strawbox.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:90h9an$clq$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Zoe" <zo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:tRUW5.30148$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > "Phalanx2" <phal...@excite.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> > news:90gtij$gt1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > When I was in psyche ward this girl tried to chew through her
>>>>>>>> > > > > arm when
>>>>>>>> > > > >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room finally
>>>>>>>> > > > > after a
>>>>>>>> > > > >few days her wrists were all bloody.
>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > She must have thought that she was a coyote or
>>>>>>>> > > > whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
>>>>>>>> > > > I'm thinking of a gerbel.
>>>>>>>> > >
i like mexican hospitals.
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mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>
>"mister c of nine" <wou...@knee.com> wrote in message
>news:3a2c9e75...@news.bigpond.com...
> The male nurses didn't. Not the one 'em.
they have male nurses? man, that's sick.
mister c of nine
well, you're a silly billy for eating it. even i know that sioux
indians will seldom serve stuff to customers which hasn't been
previously digested, and considering they don't like spicy stuff...
mister c of nine
"what ho? bloody good idea, old chap."
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2db71b...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
> With their minds full of naughty sinnies.
sippin' all me tinnies.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2db734...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
> Calcium Slalcium.
i said the same thing til i woke up and had none.
mister c of nine
the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy
hot sperm, before dribbling the following:
>In article <3a2db745...@news.bigpond.com>, wou...@knee.com says...
> I bought a tri-level mansion in Monterry for 65 cents.
really? what a bargain. i paid 76 for a beachfront mansion in
ethiopia. haven't seen it yet, though.
GUNMAN
vomit wrapped in a tort. I just ate the rice and beans
and drank a Tecate. The beer was the only thing Mexican
about the crap hole.
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Zulus with our 300 man regiment armed with our new state-
of the art single shot rifles! Rule Britania! There's
no way we can loose, ole bean!".
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broker at the moment but he promised that by now I'll be worth
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one with any teeth left cuz I took me calcium
supplements. Of course I have no septum left
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Richard H
Shootin' prisoners for their kidneys
Richard H
>
> "GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > In article <q86X5.59$bQ.8...@carnaval.risq.qc.ca>, zo...@hotmail.com
> > >
> > >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> In article <YrVW5.30317$J32.9...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > >zo...@hotmail.com
> > >> >
> > >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> In article <GRBW5.40907$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >> In article <GZtW5.39554$2A2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> > >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >> >> In article
<z30W5.14024$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> In article
> <wi%V5.13809$i%4.43...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > >> >> >> >> >> >zo...@hotmail.com
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> says...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > bootleg tobaccy? what next?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Bootleg transplant organs. Wait, I think they have
> that
> > >> >> >too...
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> Well,
> > >> >kidney
> > >> >> >> >> >anyway.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >I
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >need to keep one.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Not really. They could hook you up to a big machine
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> and with all that money you could get antoher kidney
> > >> >> >> >> >> >> and still have lots left over.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> > But I'd have to be in a hospital. It's not worth
it.
> I
> > >> >> >fucking
> > >> >> >> >hate
> > >> >> >> >> >> >those places. I really really hate them. It's like a
> > >phobia.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
next
> > >room
> > >> >> >> >> >> some Mexican was yellin and screaming and they were
> trying
> > >to
> > >> >> >> >> >> restrain him and dope him up cuz he got shot like 6
times.
> > >> >> >> >> >> All of his family and friends were smirking and carrying
> on
> > >> >> >> >> >> as Mexicans always do. Infact they seemed more
interested
> > >> >> >> >> >> in my arm xrays.
> > >> >> >> >> >
through
> > >her
> > >> >arm
> > >> >> >> >when
> > >> >> >> >> >they had her retrained. When she came in the smoking room
> > >finally
> > >> >> >after
> > >> >> >> >a
> > >> >> >> >> >few days her wrists were all bloody.
> > >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> She must have thought that she was a coyote or
> > >> >> >> >> whatever chews there legs off to escape. Maybe
> > >> >> >> >> I'm thinking of a gerbel.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Someone should have told her that she didn't get caught
> > >> >> >> in a snare. that might have helped.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Actually, she was really quite proud of herself and showed
her
> > >wounds
> > >> >to
> > >> >> >everyone that walked into the smoking room. Then she said she
was
> > >going
> > >> >to
> > >> >> >beat me up because I was looked her, which I probably did.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> She must be pretty tough if she chews her arms off.
> > >> >
> It's
> > >not
> > >> >that I have anything against violence, I just don't know how to
fight.
> > >> >
> > >> I can fight well enough if I'm really mad except
> > >> when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
> > >> in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
> > >> kicked in and missing a shoe.
> > >
> > > Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My Hammies"?
> > >Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing
> when I
> > >saw that.
> >
> > What does it mean?
>
> I have no idea. It's a name for one of their meals. Next time you go
> there look at the menu for "Moon Over My Hammies".
I may be being stoopid cos I come from London and don't even know what
Denny's is but, Moon over Miami was a song right? and if the meal contains a
few slices of Ham then "Moon over my hammies" would all make sense.
Zoe
"GUNMAN" <hddd...@lo.EEE> wrote in message
> >> >> I can fight well enough if I'm really mad except
> >> >> when I'm really drunk and then I usually wind up
> >> >> in a puddle in the Denny's parking lot with my head
> >> >> kicked in and missing a shoe.
> >> >
> >> > Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
Hammies"?
> >> >Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing
> >when I
> >> >saw that.
> >>
> >> What does it mean?
> >
> > I have no idea. It's a name for one of their meals. Next time you
go
> >there look at the menu for "Moon Over My Hammies".
> >
> I stay away from Denny's and restaurants in general.
> I cook my food just like the way I like it and don't
> have to worry about dirty spics not washing their hands.
I hate cooking. I don't care who cooks my food, as long as it tastes
good.
Zoe
> >> >> > > Or maybe the food was bad in the hospital and she was just
really,
> >> >> > > really hungry.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The food sucked!
> >> >>
> >> >> The question begging to be asked is............Did the nurses?
> >> >
> >> > I didn't ask.
> >>
> >> i was wondering about whether or not the nurses wore underpants.
> >
> > The male nurses didn't. Not the one 'em.
>
> they have male nurses? man, that's sick.
What are you trying to tell me? That there's no male nurses wherever it
is that you come from?
Phalanx2
> > > >> Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
> > > >>Hammies"?
> > > >>Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself
> > > >>laughing when I
> > > >>saw that.
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean?
> > >
> >
> > Just try ordering it and see watch the waiter/waitress start
> > laughing. "Hey, you're the first person this week that had the
> > guts to
> > say it. Most people just point to it on the menu and say, 'This
> > please.'"
>
> So you've seen it? You've seen "Moon Over My Hammies" on the
> menu?
> It's not just an Ottawa thing.
They probably all have it. I remember seeing a TV commercial about it
a long time ago too.
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Before you buy.
Zoe
"Richard H" <rock...@BeeRvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:rpoX5.215$4N5....@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > > > Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
Hammies"?
> > > >Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself laughing
> > when I
> > > >saw that.
> > >
> > > What does it mean?
> >
> > I have no idea. It's a name for one of their meals. Next time you
go
> > there look at the menu for "Moon Over My Hammies".
>
> I may be being stoopid cos I come from London and don't even know what
> Denny's is but, Moon over Miami was a song right? and if the meal contains
a
> few slices of Ham then "Moon over my hammies" would all make sense.
Denny's, which they don't have in Quebec either, is one of those
restaurants that they claim to be a "Family" restaurant but they're open
24hrs so all the drunk people go there after the bars.
But I think you're onto something with that Moon Over Miami song. I
don't know the song though.
Zoe
>
> > > > >> Did you know that Denny's has a meal called "Moon Over My
> > > > >>Hammies"?
> > > > >>Well, the one in Ottawa does anyway. I nearly pissed myself
> > > > >>laughing when I
> > > > >>saw that.
> > > > >
> > > > > What does it mean?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Just try ordering it and see watch the waiter/waitress start
> > > laughing. "Hey, you're the first person this week that had the
> > > guts to
> > > say it. Most people just point to it on the menu and say, 'This
> > > please.'"
> >
> > So you've seen it? You've seen "Moon Over My Hammies" on the
> > menu?
> > It's not just an Ottawa thing.
>
> They probably all have it. I remember seeing a TV commercial about it
> a long time ago too.
For some strange reason we don't have Denny's in Quebec. Well, at least
I've never seen one here. We also don't have Red Lobster. I don't know why
they shut it down, it used a French name: "Homard Rouge".
Phalanx2
> > They probably all have it. I remember seeing a TV commercial about
> > it
> > a long time ago too.
>
> For some strange reason we don't have Denny's in Quebec. Well,
> at least
> I've never seen one here. We also don't have Red Lobster. I don't
> know why
> they shut it down, it used a French name: "Homard Rouge".
Do you have Burger Kings and Dairy Queens?
mister c of nine
did any of the indians carry pillows?
mister c of nine
"too right, old chum. we can always use our native bag-carriers as a
sort of human wall, what? we could set up tent on that hill right
there and scope out the lay of the land! watch the battle from the
castle as it were. yes, time to send out the infantry. tally ho!"
mister c of nine
<rock...@BeeRvirgin.net>let loose the power of their jizz-catcher,
and caught a chunky load of creamy hot sperm, before dribbling the
following:
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>Shootin' prisoners for their kidneys
slittin' gizards for their dinnies.