> Sorry to disagree but if the eyes are slanted, they're Gooks. The
females are Gookettes. That's just the way it is, no prejudice intended.
All definitions need subdivisions to get us out of sticky situations. For example, let's say you spend the better part of your life putting down other ethnicities (which I'm sure you do, you Jew you), while at the same time being married to a Japanese gentleman. You will be challenged. "Hey, I thought you said you didn't like gooks", they will say, looking for an argument. Your reply: "I don't like gooks. But my man is not a gook, he is a Japanese Gentleman." When they argue tell them to look it up in the dictionary. And sure enough there it is, "Gook" explained to the hilt. All slant eyed races are mentioned even if they are not gooks. This is to explain to the reader that they are wrong, that Japs are not Gooks, and Chinks are not Gooks - that throughout history Gooks have been a clan all their own they have branched out over the years and are admittedly not so easy for the average person to pin down. But I am not an average person. I knew from the start what a Gook was. It's one of those things that's easy to understand but hard to explain. You know, kind of like Louis Armstrong when they asked him what jazz was and he said, "Hey man, if you gotta ask you ain't never gonna know." It's the same with Gook. You either know it or you never will. I knew it from the start. But I was no expert. I'm still not an expert. Ollie is a Gook expert. With my innate talents and intuitive force joined with his scholarly knowledge there is no limit to what we can accomplish. Oh and by the way, I have really attractive eyes. They are round but slightly slanted. Some people think I have gook look in me. Wrong. I got the Ancestry.com test and I have nothing oriental in my DNA. Yet I have slanted eyes. Slightly slanted but slanted nonetheless. So what I'm saying is, lay off people with slanted eyes or I'll smash your face into a perfectly round pancake.