On Tuesday, December 19, 2017 at 1:14:13 AM UTC-5,
OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> I swear to God between Adolph Hitler and Karl Marx it is hard to get a good cup of coffee.
Scientists have dug up the graves of Marx and Hitler, Stalin too. They are working on the DNA of those guys, trying to bring them back to life. Not the originals, they are nothing but scrawn and bone. But with DNA they can replicate those guys, and that's what they're trying to do. Why? To restore peace during civil outbreaks.
For example, take the recent troubling events in Charlottsville. Nothing could stop both sides from violence. No amount of police presence could quell them - both sides, the lefties and the righties. But, had Marx, or Stalin, or Hitler have been there, order would have been restored pronto. All three would have taken a readily mounted stage, high up with microphones and bullhorns in hand. "Stop the madness", Hitler would have shouted as his followers gazed on in awe. "Yes", Marx would add, "please, Gentlemen, let's not let this get out of hand", as the lefties in attendance are halted in their tracks with their all-time hero speaks to them directly. These guys need to be restored via DNA and brought back to life to use in emergency situations where law and order needs to be restored pronto. We can do this thing!