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[Thomas Joseph]

I just read that the best way to get fresh skid marks out of underwear is to put them under running water. No surprise there. One major warning however: Never run water over the actual skid mark, it will send it deeper into the fabric. I had never considered this. Now I know why every time I water down skid marks they grow darker in color. What a valuable piece of information. And it came in handy just tonight. The skid marks were so intense I was going to trash the undies till I remembered what I had read earlier. It worked. The water poured through the fabric from the reverse side of the skid material and it blew right out. This is also a good method for eating shit. Insert the undies into your mouth skid side inward. Now take an inverted vacuum hose and blow the skid directly down your throat. If you're not into drinking shit, if you're more of a chew guy, use a delicate amount of air, just enough to loosen the sludge into your mouth, not drive it down your throat. But whether you are a shit eater or not this is good information to have. I'm glad I learned the secret that soiled undies can be saved for further use.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 1:17:12 AM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> I just read that the best way to get fresh skid marks out of underwear is to put them under running water. No surprise there. One major warning however: Never run water over the actual skid mark, it will send it deeper into the fabric. I had never considered this. Now I know why every time I water down skid marks they grow darker in color. What a valuable piece of information. And it came in handy just tonight. The skid marks were so intense I was going to trash the undies till I remembered what I had read earlier. It worked. The water poured through the fabric from the reverse side of the skid material and it blew right out. This is also a good method for eating shit. Insert the undies into your mouth skid side inward. Now take an inverted vacuum hose and blow the skid directly down your throat. If you're not into drinking shit, if you're more of a chew guy, use a delicate amount of air, just enough to loosen the sludge into your mouth, not drive it down your throat. But whether you are a shit eater or not this is good information to have. I'm glad I learned the secret that soiled undies can be saved for further use.

Maybe a good survival tip. When things get desperate ask people for their skidded up undies and you can eat away.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Maybe a good survival tip. When things get desperate ask people for their skidded up undies and you can eat away.

Pretty funny. I did actually read it though, a tip for cleaning skid marks. For years any effort on my part to clean skid marks involved putting the undies under running water always directly on the skid mark, never once thinking it might be better from the other side. The skid mark the other day was not a strong one, so I can't use it as a benchmark, but it did seem to get the bulk of the stain out. So I guess what they say is true, that it's best to clean the skid mark from the non skid side, otherwise you're just driving the skid deeper into the fabric, whatever there is of it in the cheapies I buy. Going with the Hanes 7 packs. Always something wrong with them now. Last batch was real thin, got holes in them within a month or two, also the drawers separating from the elastic. This new batch I can tell is a bit firmer and will last longer, but the elastic is weak around the waist. These Hanes briefs were always cheaply made but were at least consistent. Now you don't know what you're going to get. I see this with lots of common products now. Once reliable products that were pieces of shit even before are now unreliably piece of shit-worthy.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 8:34:09 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Maybe a good survival tip. When things get desperate ask people for their skidded up undies and you can eat away.
> Pretty funny. I did actually read it though, a tip for cleaning skid marks. For years any effort on my part to clean skid marks involved putting the undies under running water always directly on the skid mark, never once thinking it might be better from the other side. The skid mark the other day was not a strong one, so I can't use it as a benchmark, but it did seem to get the bulk of the stain out. So I guess what they say is true, that it's best to clean the skid mark from the non skid side, otherwise you're just driving the skid deeper into the fabric, whatever there is of it in the cheapies I buy. Going with the Hanes 7 packs. Always something wrong with them now. Last batch was real thin, got holes in them within a month or two, also the drawers separating from the elastic. This new batch I can tell is a bit firmer and will last longer, but the elastic is weak around the waist. These Hanes briefs were always cheaply made but were at least consistent. Now you don't know what you're going to get. I see this with lots of common products now. Once reliable products that were pieces of shit even before are now unreliably piece of shit-worthy.

Be proud of the skid stains. They prove you are human. It is rustic. Down to earth. Let the mud be.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Be proud of the skid stains. They prove you are human. It is rustic. Down to earth. Let the mud be.

As you know I am a nose guy. After every laundering I smell the undies. So far nothing. They are clean. But it would be nice to have stainless undies in case one day someone offers to do my laundry for me. As things stand now I have just enough ego left to not want my shit stained undies seen by other people, some of whom may have worse stains in their undies than I. I know guys who send their laundry out to be done. I couldn't do that. Couldn't afford it anyway. Plus, for me there wouldn't be much savings in way of time as I have no car anyway. I have to walk or take the bus to the drop off spot, so I may as well just stay there and do it myself instead of having to come back the next day to pick the crap up.

Yes, I knew a guy who was proud of his shit stains. Jack (the Moose) Moussa from the Hollywood poolroom. A hell of a character. Always had a little car. And the cars he owned always stunk. He knew it. One day he got out and went to the hatch back and pulled out a pair of highly stained undies and began flopping them around at the gas station yelling, "Look at 'em, look at those fucking stains - can you believe it?" I did this with other things as well. I know he was deep down embarrassed by it. But he also knew if he could show it to anyone I would be that guy. He was one hell of a character. Always brightened up the room. Another one who is dead already. He would disappear for months, work out with weights and chew uppers to lose weight, then appear wearing a toupee looking like Tony Curtis who was his idol, I guess cause someone once told him he looked like Curtis. But other times The Moose would appear fat and bald with saggy tits. He once had those tits operated on. Had fat sucked out of them. He went back a second time. He confided this to me. The doctor advised him not to get the operation because he is dark skinned and it could leave scars. Moose was half Arab and half Italian. But he insisted on the operation, so the doctor did it. When he was in fat self deprecating mode he would often pull up his shirt and yell, "Get a fucking look at those why don't you?", flopping his tits around, the nipples scarred from where the fat was sucked out. He did not need even the first operation but he wanted the pecs of Steve Reeves. He was never satisfied. Sort of like some kind of odd male anorexia type thing, only not for the whole body, more just for the pec. "Doc, don't you understand, I want Steve Reeves pecs. You gotta take out more fat."

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Narcisstic body builders. Seem gay but may not be. A real man in my book does not care how he looks. Only how woman look. Even then he will fuck whoever he can, even other men.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Narcisstic body builders. Seem gay but may not be. A real man in my book does not care how he looks. Only how woman look. Even then he will fuck whoever he can, even other men.

And I know you fact checked that before posting. I am not free of vanity. I have looked in the mirror a lot in my time. But the last few years, maybe longer, I don't care near as much. I have not brushed or combed my hair in a few years. I have it buzzed once or twice a year. Then I let it grow out till I can't take it anymore. I have good hair. Lots of people are jealous of it. But to me it's just another chore. I guess I'm still vain. But with just enough egotism to know that I'm going to look good no matter what I do. I dress in rags. My uncle used to call me "Rags." I did not mind. I have dressed up, but it's rare. Even then just a suit coat with a tee shirt underneath. The cosmetics industry gets nothing from me.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Sunday, February 28, 2021 at 4:05:33 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Narcisstic body builders. Seem gay but may not be. A real man in my book does not care how he looks. Only how woman look. Even then he will fuck whoever he can, even other men.
> And I know you fact checked that before posting. I am not free of vanity. I have looked in the mirror a lot in my time. But the last few years, maybe longer, I don't care near as much. I have not brushed or combed my hair in a few years. I have it buzzed once or twice a year. Then I let it grow out till I can't take it anymore. I have good hair. Lots of people are jealous of it. But to me it's just another chore. I guess I'm still vain. But with just enough egotism to know that I'm going to look good no matter what I do. I dress in rags. My uncle used to call me "Rags." I did not mind. I have dressed up, but it's rare. Even then just a suit coat with a tee shirt underneath. The cosmetics industry gets nothing from me.

Of course I fact checked it. I have a reputation to protect. I am 100% trustworthy.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Of course I fact checked it. I have a reputation to protect. I am 100% trustworthy.

I believe you. Or am I just saying that? I believe you are trustworthy. Very trustworthy. But a hundred percent? Come on man, give me a break - nobody is 100% trustworthy. Or are they? Hmmmmm.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Monday, March 1, 2021 at 7:32:20 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Of course I fact checked it. I have a reputation to protect. I am 100% trustworthy.
> I believe you. Or am I just saying that? I believe you are trustworthy. Very trustworthy. But a hundred percent? Come on man, give me a break - nobody is 100% trustworthy. Or are they? Hmmmmm.

It is all or nothing. One little white lie and it is over.

[Thomas Joseph]

> It is all or nothing. One little white lie and it is over.

I will not open the door to lying. I know better because I was once one of the biggest liars on earth. I got by with it for a while. Then someone caught me in a little white lie. "But it was just a little white lie", I told them. The guy said, "I don't care, a lie is a lie." Then he told everyone to keep an eye on me, that I'm a big liar, and I lost all my friends. Because of him. And my lies. So I decided to quit lying. It was not easy to tell the truth. But I have not lied in years about anything. Please believe me. The days of lying are over. And that's the truth.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Monday, March 1, 2021 at 7:32:20 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:

> > Of course I fact checked it. I have a reputation to protect. I am 100% trustworthy.
> I believe you. Or am I just saying that? I believe you are trustworthy. Very trustworthy. But a hundred percent? Come on man, give me a break - nobody is 100% trustworthy. Or are they? Hmmmmm.

Be 100% or be nothing. That is my motto. I gaurantee it.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Be 100% or be nothing. That is my motto. I gaurantee it.

You misspelled guarantee. I'm 100% sure of it. I don't mind an occasional grammar error, a misspelling now and then. Writing long sentences it's bound to happen. But short sentences like the ones you posted above, dude there is no excuse for errors in such cases. I won't put up with it, I can guaranfuckingtee you that motha hubba.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 6:43:34 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Be 100% or be nothing. That is my motto. I gaurantee it.
> You misspelled guarantee. I'm 100% sure of it. I don't mind an occasional grammar error, a misspelling now and then. Writing long sentences it's bound to happen. But short sentences like the ones you posted above, dude there is no excuse for errors in such cases. I won't put up with it, I can guaranfuckingtee you that motha hubba.

I know it was misspelled. I wanted to see if you would catch it.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I know it was misspelled. I wanted to see if you would catch it.

I believe you. But did you misspell it on purpose. Or did you notice it before sending, then decide to leave it? I have done the same. As a rule I don't read my posts before sending. But sometimes as I'm hitting the send button I'll notice a word or two.

My edited posts are better, no doubt about it. I'll tell you when I edit them. It's after I get the "over the limit" message from Google. I don't leave the computer. I copy your posts and send them to my email box where I answer them to send later. Then when I come back later I may read them before pasting them back into the group. At that time I will notice all sorts of mistakes beyond just grammatical. I'll see lots of needless words, lots of waste. So I admit my edited stuff is better but I am ordinarily too selfish and lazy to resort to editing all the time.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

The spell checker flags them. I saw it was fucked up but was too lazy to correct it.

[Thomas Joseph]

> The spell checker flags them. I saw it was fucked up but was too lazy to correct it.

Think about it: If you had made the correction we never would have had this interesting conversation. I like death spelled as daeth. Sounds better too. More ominous. "Watch out, here it comes - ewwww, it's daeth." With a long drawn out 'a'. Very creepy. Like being held captive and tortured by a gang of uneducated hill people and almost all their words are pronounced that way.

"Yeah that's it, use the pliers on him again. I like when you pull on his 'flaesh.'"

Of course I also like 'daethch', pronounced the same as 'daeth' with a long drawn out 'a' but with a 'ch' sound at the end - like it's the end of the line, a long line.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I have noticed the spell checker does not like the English England versions of words. Like labor as labour.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I have noticed the spell checker does not like the English England versions of words. Like labor as labour.

So you're saying it prefers labor over labour? I'm going to check it out. Most of the time the google bar takes me to the definition along with synonyms and other info. Not bad at no price. I like print over the screen for many things. But when it comes to the dictionary I'll go with the electric version any day. I didn't even know it existed. I'll be lots of people don't. Why download a dictionary when it can be googled for free. I am not going to pump labor into the bar.


It took me to labor. But that's what I pumped in. When I typed 'labour' it took me to that. Either way it's too much layboar for me.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I was talking about the automatic spell checker.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I was talking about the automatic spell checker.

Oh, I didn't get that. Let me try it using the same word, see what happens. Not that I don't take your word for it. I do. But yes, at first I did not know what you meant. I guess using labor or labour isn't much different from giving time schedules in eastern or pacific times.

There is so much labor to this. Whoa, wait a minute, that came through as ok. Now, there is too much labour to this. Whoops, that went through too. I guess even though it's goole it might relate to a person's program. I just used both words and it accepted both. Probably too much labor for them to quibble over it.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Do it in the reply window. Jeeze... yhis is too complicated.

[Thomas Joseph]

You better fucking believe it's too complicated. I'm a simple man and will have no part of it.

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[Thomas Joseph]

I already know all about the guy. Big deal, just another lost kid looking to belong to something. What exactly is it you want me to see here? Very cryptic Bozo. On purpose. Yes, that's it - that's what it is, for sure - you want lack of communication, on purpose, to give you an excuse to call me a fool or challenge me in some other way. Is that it Bozo? Are you challenging me? Well, if you are, rest assured Rittenhouse is not the only guy pro gun guy in America. I am well stocked and ready for action. Don't push it or you will be the first to die under the aegis and auspices of my undying love for humanity.