ED CONRAD NOT YET PUSHING UP DAISIES

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It has been brought to our attention here at Google
that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and
the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while
his lifeless body is being lowered to his grave --
is TOTAL FICTION.
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First of all, Conrad -- aka The Ultimate Troll --is still
alive and not-too-well and currently a resident of the
Looney Bin Mental Hospital only a half-hour drive from
our majestic headquarters here in Mountain View, CA.
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Sources tell us that Mr. Conrad had gotten out
of his padded cell sometime Sunday night, broke
into Nurse Ratchet's office and used her computer
and password to post a zany message to Google,
Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr.
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We apologize for the inconvenience we're sure this
has caused and in the future promise to keep even
closer tabs on postings by our valued customers.
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< -- The Google Team
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< THIS WAS THE FRAUDULENT MESSAGE
< (Just In Case You'd Like to Read It Again)
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.republican/browse_thread/thread/a4cb2399086174ef#