MAYBE YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE IN HELL

[Preston Duquene]

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GOD ACTUALLY A HELLUVA LOT SMARTER THAN WE THINK
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A BRIEF LIST OF FOLKS WHO WON'T BURN --
OR CURRENTLY AREN'T BURNING -- IN HELL.
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Sean "Ins" Hannity
Bill O'Reilly
Michelle Malkin
Jeffrey Dahlmer
THE Howard Stern
Adolf Hitler
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Gerald "Jerry" Sandusky
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Mary Poppins
Glenn Beck
G. Willikers
Darwin's great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Larry "I'm Still The" King
Penn State University
60 Minutes
The Durango Kid
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Josef Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mike Tyson
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Grable
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Elvis the Pelvis and brother Enos
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
talk.origins -- David Iain Greig moderator
sci.bio.evolution
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
Humprey Bogart
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Goirdon
Boris Karloff
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
Warner Brothers
True-TV
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Alexander E. "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
The History Channel
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Staff of TMZ
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Lady GaGa
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Roseanna Roseannadanna
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
New York Daily News - Post - Times -- Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
Deepwater Horizon
The View
National Enquirer
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson