BLAME CHINA FOR BORING OSCARS REHASH ON CNN

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I just hope you didn't miss Piers Morgan's exclusive,
heart-wrenching interview with Ed Conrad on CNN
last night.
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It probably was his best interview ever and we've
been told brought many viewers to tears of joy.
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Unfortunately, many of you were unable to get the
live broadcast because of satellite problems due to
smog and static electricity eminating from China,
but the majority of those who saw it said: WOW!
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(Incidentally, those who experienced satellite problems
got a really boring rehash of the Oscars.)
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Anyway, Ed -- the famous discoverer of petrified
human remains between coal veins -- told Pierre
he had gone down to Elephant Island in Antarctica
alone last Friday after receiving a tip from a tipster
that he'd find petrified human remains there as
well.
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However, after burying all his food and essentials
in the snow -- for fear of it being eaten and destroyed
by polar bears and curious penguins -- his marker blew
away in 87 MPH winds and he soon found himself up
Sh*t Creek without the conventional paddle.
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Ed probably would have turned into the first 5-foot
11-inch human icicle if not for the heads-up pilot of the
Google map-making plane which spotted him lying
shivering in the snow.
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"Holy Sh*t and Good God," said Pierre, who is not in
the habit of using profane language on his program.
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Ed, after being thawed out and given a warm can
of tomato juice to get his blood circulating, was
then flown to Mountain View, CA, where he was
given a hero's welcome by Sergy Brin, Google's
co-founder and top dog.
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If you don't believe in God, you better. You see,
Elephant Island is almost pitch black at this time
of year and, to make matters even more miraculous,
the pilot is said to be blind in one eye and can hardly
see out of the other.
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There is lots, lots more to tell you about this
miracle from God -- despite the turmoil at the
Vatican right now -- but our producer just
signaled that we have to cut if off right here.
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See, the Castro Brothers -- Fidel and Raul -- will
be interviewed in the next segment and CNN
explained it couldn't wait until tomorrow night
since their one-day visas are about to expire.
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Oh, by the way, autographed photos of Ed
Conrad are being sold on eBay for $1,000
Buy It Now plus $5 postage . Place your order
now because there are only about 14,492 left.
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LIST OF FOLKS WHO HATED THE PROGRAM
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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