th black house
Wheel Man
+++
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+++
Regurgitator
'Doorselfin'
+++
nice comeback psychic blog
+++
did ya see that chick smile at me as i
came off th traffic island
on th unicycle
with a huge bottle of coke in my hand
+++
at 1.25 litres
ya can use th
small tide in th bottle
to do interesting things on th wheel
"breaking traction"
damn that tyre is good
+++
well thAT bitch let down
+++
got told i was amazing
oh and
three devil signs
was only surfin to th shop
+++
crook tummy
coke's th go
+++
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+++
Peter Gabriel
'Steam'
+++
little brother
in th throes of a
well he says th flu
he got a cold
+++
dont give it to me cunt i'll
have to boil th fucker out
+++
a big ride on one wheel
usually fixes it
+++
used to b a coke addict
been a long time since i bought
a
larger bottle
+++
more drugs over here:
still coolin down diary
.
.
.
nice hash pipe of marijuana that
+++
i know i should of warned ya
th odd cricke
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+++
Do Re Mi
'Black Crocodiles (?)'
+++
t bat wi blood and human shit on it
appears in my diary
+++
ya get that
+++
diary of a wicked oz witchdoctor
+++
no cunt
i dont heal ppl
+++
well
not lately
+++
my patience dont die
+++
ya know this song is really
big accident
misnamed
+++
knickers
+++
th things that appear in my diary
+++
thang yr a cunt
a lazy fat fuckin hand
give me th uzi
+++
now bitch
+++
shutup jane or i'll
put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie
+++
lindsay lohan without drugs
oh my god
no
+++
quick
+++
more drugs over here
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+++
Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
+++
smile
+++
well my psychic gift
in form today
+++
razor sharp little fucker
who dont i liek today
+++
i havent killed psychically in
two months
+++
must b soon
+++
skin startin to crawl
+++
got a revised tally for my killcount
for 2007
120 odd now
+++
and may is nearly over
+++
man
+++
this is slower than last yr
+++
as a triple o hitman i'm
runnin double o figures
bit pissy
still lethal but
anybody can kill that many ppl
+++
i'll have to change my karma fixup
+++
will th karma cops wear it ?
+++
th smiles on faces
ratio
to th number of ppl i killed
i reckon it needed to be higher
in my early tr
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+++
Blue Öyster Cult
'Veteran Of The Psychic Wars'
+++
aining
th numbers gettin higher
+++
zactly
+++
ta
+++
will th pricks
take bets on whether i burn out
before i get my third big kill
+++
or the man storm my door
and burn me out
+++
fuckin black organisations
+++
here in th black house
today
we made some preperations
+++
i reckon i get my third
+++
indications are still though
sep 23 2007
months away
+++
can smell th rotting brains already so
it aint small
thank god for that
been gettin stuck on
fifty or so
in a hit and that
fuckin sucks
+++
been checkin my karma fixup
is it affecting my killcount
"it's a circular argument"
ta
+++
u been quiet lately
"gettin visions of very large human manned starships"
+++
i liked th floating
orca patterns
on th hull of th
very large ship
+++
not tryint o hide
wot i dont get is
th biggest ship
present
has only one persn onboard
+++
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+++
Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
+++
how long has that thing
wandered th deeps
all our ships
self building and
they just keep growing
+++
in this corner there's
brizvegas
th warship
25ooo km's long
on htis end
th pirate raft
nonaligned humanity
115ooo km's long
and out here
a 250000 km long
single ship
+++
th ships gig
a mere hundred kilometres long
they never beilieve
stupid aliens
there's only one human onboard
loner
+++
th idea is
to have yr ship
hit lots of thigns and
it uses th mass
to keep building
+++
th robots
always
spittin baby ships
to trade with
+++
if yr mass count drops
th ship stops buildin new ships and
j
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+++
?
'?'
+++
where is the love
black eyed peas
+++
mamma ship
+++
it always gettin bigger and
th ship has informed me
she spat a new baby
th building ship in bay
four hundred and four is
about to launch for
trials
+++
jaded fucker
dont even watch it leave
+++
comes back
still no human even laid eyes on it
+++
green light
pops up on th console
we got another ship to
sell
or give
always stranded humanity in th void
+++
u can come onboard
till th nxt ships baby is
born
+++
yr accomodation is
a thousand clicks
back that way
take th tube
+++
see ya in a week
+++
th ship will inform u
+++
provision th craft and
conduct all trials and tests
+++
be mellow
we swallowed a coupel small planetoids
just a week ago
lots of mass in th spill chambers
u be out of here soon
wi a brand new ship
gratis
stop whingin
+++
some of th things
we give a ship to
+++
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+++
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick'
+++
this one is gunna bite us
+++
no different
than takin in strays
+++
its
findin half a ship
an interstellar ship
in th traps
and some of th hardy little fuckers
have survived th
trip down th
drag helix
fuck
th compact says
we gotta help em
+++
came at em from behind
swallowed by th leviathan of th
dep
black
+++
on th blower
th phone
i got some survivors here
+++
we know these mad little fuckers
i didnt see him officer
+++
ah man
+++
refined metals
are easier
read
cheaper
to
use
raw ores though
they come down th
drag helix
just fine
+++
declerating em, from
light spped plus
velocites
th faster we go
th more we hit
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+++
I Want My 80's Box
'Oh Yeah - Yello'
+++
we build big
+++
the moon - lyric
+++
big enough
th fat bitch
swallows little moons
+++
other ppl's spaceships
flotillas
+++
u name it
+++
th nose of th bitch
constantly rebuilding
a shark class
interstellar voyager
never stops growing
+++
spits babies
+++
part
nano technology
part
robot technology
part human technology
+++
th black house is
25ooo km's long
and fat
+++
and i have dinner guests coming to visit
+++
fuck off
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+++
Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
+++
a led zeppelin
.
.
.
yeah man
+++
i've seen my home
in space
and time
+++
just th
interminable hours
killin th cunts i need to
to get onboard it
+++
ah life
+++
who do i have to kill ?
+++
no wuckin furries
+++
love my killing record
+++
i dont blink when
a manned craft goes down th mouth
of my overlarge spaceship
it's a daily if not
hourly occurance
not any survivors
space is big yes but
this thing eats liek a whale
+++
aggressive species and
things like that
+++
shit happens
+++
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+++
?
'Lock It - Falling Joys.mp3'
+++
thes
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+++
Icehouse
'?'
+++
e unhappy ppl are
from somewhere we never visited
+++
BAM
there goes another one
look like we in a fleet of
fleeing
starships
+++
a nova migration
their sun goen
boom
+++
sorry folks
gday
+++
took out
a quarter of th fleet
+++
sorry about that
can i help u ?
+++
th ship
not totally in my control
unfortunately
+++
got a robot mind
a computer
drivin it
cept when i point it
+++
i find
things
+++
i have four
one hundered click long
baby ships
brand new
clingin t th hull
i giv eu these
as a token of my good will
+++
i'll make ten or more
from yr ships metals
rich as
+++
where ya headed ?
+++
nowhere huh
me too
+++
have fun
.
.
.
fuckin ship
came ina shark profile
imitating
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+++
The Who
'Magic Bus'
+++
a terrestrial shark
when th first one
snipped at er
she went in hard
+++
huge
orca patterns
shifting
on th hulls
exterior
a cheap effect
doen with lights
+++
hunts more like a
great white shark
than an orca
+++
devious
+++
poor fuckers just
scratch their heads
is this thing
organic ?
+++
ships abuilding
outside th hull
all th while
even in battle
is alright
some abuildin inside too
+++
wot do u atatck
on th huge leviathan
+++
mosslty empty space and
only oen life sign
cept if carryin survivors
and prisoners
+++
eject half th prisoners
give em ships but
minimal supplies
we'
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+++
Led Zeppelin
'The Rain Song'
+++
outta here
+++
came into this
pack
of ships
all medium large
by our standards
still fit in th mouth of my baby
+++
when they
attacked
i set th ship on
ok kill em
+++
take a coupel swipes thru th pack and
collect data and
debri
+++
tough ships
comin down th
drag helix
all thousand k's of it
bouncin down th walls
losin kinetic energy
all th while
with half th compliment alive
+++
ah yeah gday
+++
we shoulda come in faster
+++
at three quarter light
these fuckers are
survivin
+++
my web cam
on th outernet
showin all these mad critters
well u started it
+++
i dont listen to comment
get fucked
+++
we put a webcam
in th trap to
keep us honest
+++
well
otherwise it;s
genocide isnt it
+++
i thought fuckin space was empty
BAM
+++
apparently not
+++
that first time
ya get a moon
stcuk in th ships
gob and
have t come into th spacedocks
for repairs
+++
well my belly was big enough
while we're here
+++
th mouth always needs enlarging
+++
shark class star ship
+++
minimal maintenance but
she comes back to shipyards
occasionally
battle scarred and
can we
put oen of these in
+++
can i help it
i hit lots of things
+++
we constantly reprogramming th bitch
she that large now
we make more baby ships
+++
its a
sideline
+++
main order of business is
surviv
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+++
Laurie Anderson
'Sweaters'
+++
al
+++
i no longer luv yr eyes - lyric
+++
luv yr music
+++
i get bored easily
liek exploring th deeps
+++
th black ocean
+++
blue oceans have
edges
+++
th black ocean
has no edges
+++
goes forever
you can
just keep building
dinosaur style
+++
when th ship si that big
no fucker will tanglew with it
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
real men
joe jackson
thanks computer
+++
always soem mad species wanna
put battle scars on th bitch
just makes her look sexier
+++
they dont know
only oen
real man onboard
+++
anythin that big
must have
millions livin on it
all humanities ships are
HUGE
+++
th space docks
no longer make th ships themselves
just repairs and
modifications
th latest gadgets
+++
in dead empty space
a pile of sharks
swept thru here
+++
.
.
.
coke break
.
.
.
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+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't'
+++
ok
i got it
from a convenience store
surfin
on one wheel
the land surfer
+++
on th lst
suspension unicycle
it dont look
liek a tank landing ship
"landing ship tank"
+++
weird
+++
i just wanna surf
on my unicycle
on other planets
its worth killing for
+++
"nigel four"
fuck i luv that place
+++
always some humans
wanna be dumb cunts
and live on a planet
withotu armour
around em
to protect em from th meteorites
+++
i come in from my last passage thru th deep black
and read th ships manifest
how much mass did we take onboard
on th last passage
how many moons
how many planets did we break up
and then swallow
how many spaceships and
just shake my head
all of it
just floatin around
in empty space
now was that ever named wrong
+++
whena star goes boom
wotever wa slyin outsid eit
started travellin
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Supersonic Rocket Ship'
+++
for us to hit
as we glid ealong
in oru
supersonic rocket ship
+++
th keyboard gettin sticky
too much drugs over th keyboard
i shag a few
+++
that reminds me
more drugs over here:
now thang ya cunt
.
.
.
th black house's motto
i came
i saw
i apollogised and cleaned up the mess
+++
we'd put it in latin but
our species name bad enough
+++
singularis harmomius pi porcus
+++
pronounced in english and
th number of pi is
recited
sorry
never hear me say my last name is
pig
+++
star trek world be fucked
+++
a different branch of humanity
me thinks
+++
some of th reminant survivors of th
we pay more money to
save
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+++
Queen
'?'
+++
other species than our own crowd
idiots
+++
i want to ride my bicycle
fuckin girls bikes
ride a mans biek cunt
got one wheel
+++
they have a name for that kind of species
they call them
extinct
+++
th compact says we harmed u and
u survived so
we have to help
+++
if th fleet was just that
little bit smaller or
i could get enough other shark ships in
in time
but
good enough
+++
know i have to pull in
and visit civilisation
when th
bab
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+++
?
'?'
+++
y ships start huntin on their own
+++
life's been good to me so far
joe walsh
+++
fuck that thing';s gettin big
th ship's brig
i'll have to assign a new one
+++
no shit
only one human onboard
+++
we're a
rich species
+++
and human species
mayday calls
take precidence
th fiens if ya dont answer em are
staggering
+++
have to touch port some time
though there not much
th ship doesnt make
+++
ok man
th ship does take some
collateral damage
th odd human ship
goes down th gullet
we regret th loss of life
+++
i was asleep ok
+++
psychic yeah but
cunt;s gotta sleep some time
meanwhile
th ship hunts
+++
gotta defend itself
empty space isnt a fuckin nursery
+++
i woke up this mornin and
th eman
has left a message on my computer
seems my ship
ate a passenger liner
durin th ships night
hmmm
munched it up good too
+++
bugger
th fines ya dumb computer
+++
there goes that
oversize baby
u grabbin too much little one
+++
like fuckin remoras
+++
fuck knows wot other species think
try to ignore their communications
+++
makes em human man
dont do it
+++
nxt thing u be giftin th thing a
starship
+++
only got
planetary ships and
u give it a leapfrog
+++
th ship
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Full Moon'
+++
killed it;s mate
th ship pl4eadin th thing;s case
+++
[sorry thing]
+++
cmere thang
th fuckin galactic council
have given u voting rights
i have to pay u now
yr fired
we space u in five minutes
+++
just kidding
+++
th bong thang
if u would man
.
.
.
who th fuck said
a handy species
fuckin horrible pun of th week
+++
we'll find yr species thang
+++
and enslave u
tiltl hfuckers make us apolgise and
pay ya
+++
he smokes that many bongs man
comin outta yr pay cunt
+++
i'm goin to sleep computer
dont tak eout any human deep space liners ok
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+++
4 Non Blondes
'?'
+++
what's going on? - remix
+++
takes some stones
to go to sleep
th first time
travellin over light speed
+++
cant see th fuckin ship
th light hittin my eyes is
from before it was here
we on a long passage and
a man;s gotta sleep some time
+++
ya rapacious bitch i call u
but u runnin on th random number generator
cant see anythin
flyin blind
+++
th ship can find stars by their gravitation but
only just manages to avoid some
just passing thru
wot th fuck did we hit man ?
ok swing around and
come back thru it again
at speed
+++
motherload
+++
fuck that was fast
there;s another shark class ship
in th tank
+++
his beacon on
he knows we;re here
we'd swallow that
whole
+++
fuck
fuckin webcam
th cunt of a thing
+++
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+++
Rickie Lee Jones
'We Belong Together'
+++
yeah yeah
+++
soon as
a hundred shark ships
d
ivin thru th
melee
+++
pirates
+++
these are things
we're all here killin
but we've met this species before and
officially
human species at war wi em
+++
th warships
th more aggressive of th species
are here
+++
we takin soem hits
+++
as long as
wot goes int h gob
refined metals
etc
moonlets
is over th repair bill
+++
but th ship that big
+++
it can wear huge damage
+++
th bridge
robert plant's line
has anybody seen th bridge ?
it;s mobile
inside th ship
+++
slowly
together
we construct a map
of th
killin zone
+++
th killing floor
+++
th pickings rich enough
it;s a gold mine
+++
much gold in th
spill racks
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
i'll
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+++
Frigidaires
'Nowhere Man'
+++
go thru and swallow that
moonlet base
+++
big bite
+++
rich veins
+++
th
strike
+++
like a white pointer
just sees wot he wants to see
+++
th eyes are closed
+++
of th ship
th human pilot
lookin at
wot it looked like
before we got ere
hmmm
+++
cant read th screens till
th ship slows down
+++
th playback
+++
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+++
Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
+++
smack in th triangle
liek a bolt of blue
yeah right
+++
at that speed ya cant twitch
on th controls
+++
sensitive as
+++
i ride th unicycle
honing my balance and
motor skills
"and fly'
+++
ridin th mouse wheel
in my ship
th black house
but it;s
big and
got all my favourite
terrain
+++
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+++
Metalica
'St. Anger'
+++
i can ride thru some
desert puckerbush
at speed
to metallica
on a 26 inch unicycle
and unleash th
wheel tail
+++
or drop over
terrestrial
concrete waves
skatebowl walls
to u and me
th name never changes
+++
oh
my left leg has recovered
frm th skatebowl wall accident
all good
+++
gash under th right foot is now
less than half an inch long
closin nicely
+++
extreme unicycle injuries
although th gash
was from standin on
th council
\wate rmeter lid
after th ride
stepped onto th grass
+++
nice unicycle surf that
+++
soem of them
pirated songs on th mp3 player
taste so good
+++
sto talkin to me
ship;s computer
th internet calls
wot th outernet was born frm dear
i'm old fashioned ok
+++
[bad testicle boy]
i beat em
[bad pun]
+++
smarter than my testicles
[they still drag u to th stars]
+++
so
+++
[later star witchdoctor]
later
+++
sit down tetraplegia
wot we can do in space is
much better than on
a mudball
+++
yr mind wot we want to use dear
yr killin mind
th psychic
+++
kuta lady will need help
kuta man will escape
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s
+++
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+++
RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
+++