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May 23, 2007, 9:36:47 AM5/23/07
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on fr young and old (go queenslander)
+++

6 all and we're

i dunno

i put on a blue shirt this morning
fo rmy meeting

i asked th other blokes in th house

they both put on blue shirts too

bugger

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:26:20]
+++
DJ Shadow
'?'
+++

state of origin football

go queenslander


fuckin cockroaches

+++

go home t mexico

+++

gave my tip
for who's gunna win


we're for marrons and

th odds favour sus but

our shirts all say

it be a blues victory

be wrong ya dumb psychic gift


mungrel

+++


always willing t be wrong

+++

th shirts rarely lie


hang on
i got no red shirt set out


had a choice of yellow or
blue collared


hmm

+++

was watchin th beginning of th match and

no we're still six all


early yet


watchint h beginning
and i go this flashback


me punchin this


front rower
in th face


as th guy to my right

punch th other hooker

and i twas

on fr young and old


in th footie scrum

+++

pleasant memories

+++


not as violetn as i rmeemebr it but

soemtimes these


top level games

go over th edge

+++


ah fuck

i cant watch

+++

10 th blues
maroons 6

turn th sound off

.
.
.


i culdnt back th fuckin blues
even at 2 dollars twenty two

+++

more drugs over here...

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:31:28]
+++
Janes Addiction
'Jane Says (Steel Drums)'
+++

janes addiction
nice clue

+++

he's converted it
12 6

+++

bugger

time to stick in a voodoo hex

+++

i better not

+++

hmmm

+++

wi my magic
it would be an unfair advantage and

only four points


between th teams in

agrregate points in
11 yrs

+++

half th country
stops wot it;s doin

to watch this game

+++

th other half compare vibrator prices on th net

fucked if i know

+++

go queenslander

+++

now i want u to rememebr
we're not

down under

we're on top

oldest land and all that

we got naming rights

+++

fuckin idiots

+++

oldest human habitation by one tribe
look it up


dickhead

+++


wi th oldest religion itn h world


stay out of my blog this evening will ya

dont wanna jinx th game

+++

.
.
.

wot;s that
243 km long ship doin back jenny

i thought th bitch pinched it

+++

[it's still attached to th ship]

+++

dont play coy wi me

+++


i cant stand five foot ten inch blondes and u know it


+++


[th ship's big paulo]
[i cant track th bitch]

oh great

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:37:56]
+++
Nirvana
'Polly'
+++

yr fuckin me around ships computer

+++

one of us is
psychic

[or both]
[is that so hard to imagine ?]

+++

yr not gettin th new
random number generator paradigm till th weekend

+++


[i can wait]
[it's spinning now anyway]

affectin th program anyway
jenny.exe

+++

we read th mind
of th spinning

random number generator wheel


so wot time we read it
is critical

+++


th wait states

+++

and they;re random

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:40:55]
+++
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'higher ground Track No12'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:41:03]
+++
The Police
'Every Little Thing She Does is'
+++

magic

+++


i dont want it too

re entrant

+++

like th

lost bloggers of th outernet

+++

[she still wants to meet th ship's captain]

typical

+++


a quarter of a million kilometres of
mostly empty space

inside my beast

she could be anywhere

if i saw her on th monitor


and th computer did too

ya think it;d be easy

+++

a fuckin maze

+++

her ship
tough enough
to survive inside th mother ship


feedin on th spoils

+++

how many of my baby ships have

some body

still hangin around


[proscribed]


th fuckin compact


freeloaders

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:45:12]
+++
Chris Isaak
'Wicked Game'
+++

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

WE ARE ALL GOING DOWN

WE ARE ALL GOING DOWN


TOGETHER

SET THE CONTROLS FOR TH HEART OF TH SUN


ENGAGE

+++

that'll fuck em

+++

cept all it did was
make th little ships

duck inside th mother ship

and around a coupel corners

+++

i'm in one of em


mien dove inside too

cmon jenny

+++


didnt press any buttons

+++

[18-6]

+++

at least oen of us is watching

+++

wot if
i dont wanna


do this starchart


psychic assessment

th karma cops squeelin for

proved magic real
so long ago


why man

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:50:00]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
+++


i can see th sense of it but

it's a bit


umm

+++

i wanna see my predictions

+++

th way we do it currently


we can track our hits

+++

without yr assurance that me and black

will be able to go check out our


call

on these star systems


it would be difficult sell

+++

our magic trained to


be checked regularly


+++

action reaction

+++

ok i see th
huge ships

humanity will build but

+++

my trained gift
is used to


feedback

+++

did i ge that right ?

+++

that travel warning on indonesia

earlier this yr


yes

twice over


yes

+++

and our nxt disaster date

23 sep 2007


already well posted

+++

last oen
was a tsunami but

small

+++

th hurrican eservice
predicting


ten

big ones


this yr

el nino changed


+++


this i can do

karma cops

+++

i downloaded th star charts but

i may have to pass on th

superpsychic assesment frm

the oracle of kuta


i'm aware of my record

+++

read too much of th future

+++

i'll need more
encouragement


to do yr bidding

+++

already left a trail for th historians

th veteran of a thousand psychic wars
diaries

+++

u ask too much

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:57:37]
+++
Tool
'Hooker With A Penis'
+++

said i was a hooker
with a penis


not wot he singin about maybe
i've read th lyrics

+++

my gift
not trained

to not get
results back

+++

th visions of th big ships
we cross star gaps in

not enough

+++

even th glimpses of

th even bigger things


we meet in deep space

+++

u can see th granularity

when ya look at th big picture


with th stars all plotted

at sixteen billion light yrs


wot about th nxt


shift out

in th star charts


where th fuck is home

+++


that guy in th future
squeelin at me

stuck out past aldebaran


i had a look

+++


fuck man

+++

close yr eyes

and pick a direction


+++

is good as

+++

th best
random number generator

u can lift off th
outernet

i'll post it
when i'm happy wi it

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:02:12]
+++
Jewel
'Jesus Loves You'
+++

a different paradigm

we read th mind of th spinning randon number generator wheel


it reads our minds

+++


and a lot else

+++

will th bloody thing beat my gift ?

+++

i'm starting to suspect
my inteligence

is

a random
number generator


th brain complicated enough
at this size to

be random

+++

that chick said i was
kinda random but

hung on evry word

+++

i think it;s th provable magic

+++

and my simple
bio feedbback device


for increasing yr
psychic talents

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:05:20]
+++
Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
'Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - Love Gene'
+++

a psychic generation

we'll never be controlled

+++


havin said that

+++

th supercomputer
feedin frm


random click counts off
radioactive series


shows some
pretty random effects

+++

all in how ya use em

+++

we boot th random number wheel with
a prime

feed in
a bunch of other

primes and

start it spinning

+++

these number sare

antagonistic numbers

+++

still monitoring

times thru th
triple loop


th brain of th beast


on each tick

+++

it doesnt produce
numbers

on an even tick count

+++

no

pattern

+++

never know
whent h nxt number

will go into th thing's memory

+++


only keepin one slot at th moment and


th iteration count

+++

gotta write some


debugging code

+++

show me some graphs

+++


some pictures of numbers
i can understand

+++

pls dont be a flat line


not again

+++

went back into th code
for too long

+++


writin crypto in th

early nineties


u sold it u bastard

+++

this version of th random number generator
has th back end we discussed

u pulled th pin too soon

+++


greedy fucker

+++

better keys

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:12:12]
+++
Bjork
'Play Dead'
+++

we never shared th front end

+++

th match not lookin good

+++

shroud had

a far weaker version

+++

th other cypher methods
included

put it up there

broke my bg number calculator but


this version
of th beast

has been runnin in my head

about five yrs

+++

while exploring th subconcious

i made a chance discovery

+++

it's fuckin random

wot choice do i have

+++

i already see enough of th future

+++

wot choices do i have ?

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:15:32]
+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++

it's decidedly queer

+++

for every action
there;s an equal and

opposite reaction


wot is intelligence mr einstein ?

+++

th utterly random

+++

which i can pluck out of th mind
of th spinning randomnumber generator wheel

by simply checking


th variable

th number variable


that;s currently stored in it;s memory

+++


on th first build

i set it runnin while
monitoring


it;s iteration count

thru th procedure

+++


jenny.exe
currently running on
th first version of th paradigm

still testing

+++

but th new one

runing side by side and

interfering wi our time calls

so many timers goin


th p400 goin nuts

+++

umm

triple oh three


we ready for another upgrade

cant plug in that telly module like trippy got

on this board

+++


wot u got cookin in th lab ?

+++

always buildin a new box

+++


my plethora of hard drives

th scuzzies still healthy

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:20:11]
+++
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No07'
+++

fast reads

+++

thinkin about th way th
early modems worked

it does make sense

to turn sounds into pitures and

run em thru our
comparator

+++

but th fuckin sound code wont gell

we're thinkin we're

tryin to make a p400 do too much

+++


sniffin th first seven seconds
of a song
whiel it playing


whiel also sniffin for
dead silence

paintin piccies from sounds and

it got so much comparating to do


i gotta rewrite th scanning

+++

matching code

+++


we'll only search a subset of th

databse


th database sorted

a fuckin big array but


it doable

+++


18-10

+++

th end of a state of origin match is


th be

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:23:50]
+++
Jewel
'I Won't Walk Away'
+++

st bit

+++

th last ten minutes

+++

.
.
.

18-12

+++

nice kick
beautiful curve

wot a runup

+++

he's converted it


+++

oh i get it

+++

he converted th try

+++

i'm converting
piccies from sounds

+++

about a 26 k tag
for each individual song

in a jpeg piccie

+++

gunna use djpeg.exe
it;s free

+++

makin free code

+++

had to try
to make th fucker into a dll


u know


hey it works

fuckin slow thopugh
they were right

+++

workin in c
preferr basic


but ya have to


translate

or die

+++


ok
wot th fuck are they doing ?

+++

i got a fudge for that

did talk to window zero in one of these here
windows systems

+++

bottom of th system

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:28:36]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
+++

window zero

i'm havin a bong for that song title clue

.
.
.


headrush city

.
.
.

[six more tackles ?]
dont u interfere

be bad enough when i finish codin ya

+++

a programmer
runs things

thru their mind

+++

some of em

demand to be written

jenny.exe


now look sweetie
some of ya is running
some of ya is

in two ohter exe files and

yr sound code is
currently if four projects and

about to get more complicated

th frequency code
got to go in yet

+++


KISS


keep it simpel stupid

yr kidding

+++


my desktop pet

sees th shortcut icons

on th desktop


a quick fudge


th win 95 version


just asked window zero

th helicopter
liekd to blow up th icons

+++

cant b done


get fucked

+++


it visual basic

anything is possible

+++

and i'm a wizard coder

+++

18 18

+++

pls prove me wrong

+++

oh yeah

+++

but comebacks in
origin football are
legendary

+++

th hardest footie

+++

thlast game
ltitle brother

put on his

shirt and

i asked

cause we never think about it


and he picked th match


but if we all three psychci bastards

put on blue shirts

i dunno man

that seems liek a pisstake

+++


magic slippery

+++


but i wouldnt put my tip online
done it before


and th melbourne cup

too well trained

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:36:19]
+++
Blue Oyster Cult
'Dont fear the reaper'
+++

dont fear our scrum,
we dont get away with

ok this starts with a punch

+++

+++

qld favourites goin in

+++


24 18

we winning

+++

reds verses th blues

+++

well
maroons


shutup nickie

+++


pedantic bitch

+++

so man
u got a pirate copy of th latest bloatware operating system ?

+++

hmmm

+++

i keep lookin at th stack of
linux cd's sittin there but

+++

i really wanna drop back into dos for a bit

+++

i liekd trippin interrupts

+++

ah man
i gotta use a qb45 program

with a little asm
on th side

+++


a little hack

or three hundred

+++

th sound code wont even gell

without th jenny program running

+++

bugger

+++

divine inspiration nee

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:41:25]
+++
Flying Lizards
'the best things in life are fr'
+++

ded

+++


flying lizards might

point to qb45

its fuckin ancient


makes executable programs though and

+++


i'm chasin a simpler

avenue of approach

th software
everythin runnin on
has so many
ways t deal with things


it';s mind boggling

+++

why yes virginia
th desktop really was a

listview


th paradigm changed

th pretty rgap[hics stayed much th same


wot would a user do ?

+++

th shortcut arrows

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:44:02]
+++
Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
+++

cant read th screen
looks like

25 18

someone musta kicked one


+++

th magic is fickle

wot did work


last season


has changed


+++

marko said he
couldnt find a red shirt this morning and

mine is in th shed

+++

we tire of
wakin up

th day of th game

and puttin on th colour
of th winning team

+++

pls

+++

th blues shirs got
wizard writen across that

th real wizard

backin th maroons


dont tell anyone

+++


tryint o ignor eth match
dont wanan influence or

black magic it


+++

"hmm'

+++

i watched his
face comparator

th 400 pics his program generated and

+++

even my basic
image comparator could take it frm there


dont need to find th eyes

+++

t sartist
inth prgorammer

not happy enough
with th pretty pictures yet


of th sound grabs

+++

fuckin karma cops askin for updates

+++


it always gets done
eventually


not about time
or how long it takes


+++


why th nipplelcamp unicycle
now has


monoshock suspension unicycle

nice fly at dusk this arv


a gorgeous surf

+++


th scrum pack

+++

preferred playin centre

less bruises

+++

although ya got to throw th first punch

generally

+++

it;s wot ya ask

th quesitions
off magic

that gives ya
meaningful answers

+++

so much buried in
opposites

and liek my little brother whinges

generally not readable till after th event

which i luv

+++


not supposed to be


but we're learnin

+++

it not suppsoed to be readable
till after th fact

part of why it comes clouded and
part of why


reachin cusp events


this
oracle of kuta's diary

starts posting 12 posts a day


to cloud th facts

+++

hide in rubbish

+++

we won

+++

25- 18

+++

cool
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:54:57]
+++
Pink Floyd
'?'
+++

as

+++

C:\DOCUME~1\pav\Shared\Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond.mp3

+++

[verification]

i'm not doin it for em

+++


cant verify my hits and misses

it;d throw out all th work we've done


+++

damn we need it though

+++

i didnt realise betelguese was so close

+++


scale out a bit further though and

ya cant even see it

+++


a sea of stars

+++

will i need my homing sense

amongst all that mass

+++


i need to know karma cops

+++

my magic not trained
to not get verification

it nasty enough to
do a little rebounding

+++

i dont know
that it;s something i can do

oh i can
write th predictions

that's not th problem

+++

[it;s th problem of dealing with sensitives]
u live with my balls

+++


[crystal balls]
so

+++

"take it off my desk pirate jenny"

+++

.
.
.

"i'll do my star forecasts when i fuckin need to"
"and not before"

+++

"fuck future history"

+++

some things i do have
i wont share


th soul i share a head with
adamant

+++

my trail's long enough

+++

triple

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:08:41]
+++
Blur
'Girls And Boys'
+++

o

+++

th kids voted for
th pirate music program

that identifies
all those songs

on their pirated cd's
cant blame em

+++

when i get stoned enough
th sound code writes itself again

it not fuckin gelling

th artist personality

blk


squeeling

+++

we'll start with
a pretty picture

+++

i guess
i gotta pick a

test song

soemthing i luv that

will draw a pretty picture


and tweak it
who cares wot th other shit looks like

ship it

+++

then th image comparator code
has to fit int with
jenny'exe's code and

if i whack ina key sniffer

it already got one


gettin three more

it'll crash


lots

+++

hmm

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:12:53]
+++
Coldplay
'Yellow'
+++

fcuk that we

use seperate progs and

do memory mapped file
cross process messaging

we good at that

+++

have t recode all my front ends but


it worth it

+++

if we bundle in
deskchopper.exe


we can incorporate that
falling blonde

when
nude disintegrating parachutist woman starts


it;s th little things

+++

maybe ten yrs more coding

+++

runnin at seven so far
look mungrel

all i wanted
was a program

to find my duplicate porn

is that so much to ask


write my own

mungrel

+++

sometimes a program
grabs ya by th throat and

says write me

+++

ok
coldplay yellow it is

it my surfin i

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:17:27]
+++
Tool
'H'
+++

n th surf song

on my surf unicycle

+++

"when only th best will do"

+++

tetraplegia

pls make my apologies

+++

i'll need to see more frm them
their good faith

first

+++

i cant
do that thing


with any good conscience

sittin on th ground

+++


four billion minds down here with me


i'm a supersensitive
yes but

xactly

+++

i'll continue posting
the oracle of kuta;s
x files


long as i can but


we burned out ages ago

+++

that first big psychic kill

+++

my psychic brethren frm th future

holdin my hand but

+++

it's too used to instant verification

+++


wot we trained it for

+++

seven days is

about on my strength

th best readings

seven days

ahead of th


ship

+++

anything flyin thru that zone


gets my attention

it'll be in my diary


quick computer


give us

sevn days ago


in th ship's log

wot insane shit was i babbling

+++


now it s here

i can use it

i have more knowledge

to use it

+++

how do we get out of this
two black hole s and

they;r c

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:23:32]
+++
The Knack
'My Sharona '
+++

hasin us

+++

fuckin smart little critters

+++

do they know th entire universe is a singularity

+++

are they little universes
suckin in mass frm ours

+++

how do we get out of this

oh good


i was talkin to tetraplegia

bent time cop


seven days ago


wot did she say ?

+++


th fuckin diary was written to be read by a computer

+++

thisa bigun
give me

one month ago

six months ago

one yr ago

fuck man

two yrs ago


three yrs ago

here we go

+++


spin a random page in my
psychic blog


reading is


pick a random passage

+++

play

sorry
insert into this

page

+++


here's wot
the stoners bible
ahd to say karma cops

+++

unskilled labour...


+++


there's nothing lower


well there is


sorry


nothing pays less



it's funny


in human society


how things got twisted around


so that the person who performs the labour



get's paid less than the person who doesn't



imagine if you will


transplanting our work ethic


to the tribe



guy in front of the fire


says


hey you


go out and catch and kill the dinner



he brings it back


and the guy in front of the fire takes his catch


and gives him a small piece back


and keeps the rest for himself



and yet


we do it every day


because that's the way it's done...


+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:29:02]
+++
Jewel
'I Won't Walk Away'
+++


had to open th
synchronistic version

of the stoners bible
th data files still writin

+++

i asked for
secrets frm th future

i liekd th burning water
we already got it

methane hydrate
water ice wi methane in it

i get it on
other blue water planets

+++

and how to build th starship

i dont understand th spindizzy
neither did james blish

+++

gravity is
a hard nut to crack

+++

still think th direction of electron spin is


a step in th right direction

+++

th ship's gotta be failry massive

but th minumum quanta i cant

there is no max

+++

i'm glad it;s dark out there

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:33:19]
+++
The Kinks
'A Well Respected Man'
+++


cant do th star assessment
without bein in space

pullin bongs in space
can ya see that anytime soon ?

+++

i know this for along time man

woulda written it otherwise


i have th addiction

+++

to do th best job i can do

+++

anything less


u may as well guess

+++

my trained gift

i dont waste on

speculation

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:36:02]
+++
Blur
'Girls And Boys'
+++

th big ships are so fucking clear

interfering with my dreams

+++

th bigger th thing is

th easier it lifts off th deck


+++


straining

+++

why am i downloading starcharts ?

+++

charts of
just th most likely
candidates and

+++


i see

th horse and rider didnt get a mention


th hunters star

alcor

+++

pain in th right eye

scuse i

.
.
.

we're gunna lose ppl there
even forewarned

we're gunna los eppl there

+++

not that many stars

i can see wi th naked eye


smell of rotting brains liek that one

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u fuckin stink
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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i know my fuckin job as oz border security but

there's a limit man

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my psychic gift
demands

it's own verification
in th absence of external stimuli


we have to pass on this contract

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The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
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singin about how she always lies

+++

my forever eyes

make their own demands

+++

they've jumped way past our

immediate threats and


lookin forward

+++

hang on buddie

do i live that long ?

+++


i can see

four hundred yrs but


tha thing's a thousand yrs away

two fuckin black holes

+++

lost in space
in th fuckin vastness that is infinity

correctly named

empty space


weird as


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that's fuckin random

+++

"einsteins rule"

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what is one infinitely small particle ?


"that's th answer"

"wot;s th question ?"

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[yr starter for ten]

[no conferring]

[wot is th equal and opposite reaction to an infinite mass ?]

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nothing

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Massive Attack
'Radiation Ruling the Nation'
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my mind is confused
therefore i
think i am

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.


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?
'?'
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