BIG MAC RECEIPT HELPS IDENTIFY JIMMY HOFFA

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MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) -- You can
stop looking for Jimmy Hoffa. He has been
found.
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The decayed corpse of the former Teamster
president was discovered deep inside a coal
mine stripping pit by one Ed Conrad, a local
fossil hunter.
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Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's
body was found.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg
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"It was really ugly," Conrad told Sean "Ins"
Hannity of Fox News. "The skin was long
gone but there were still lots of teeny, weeny
maggots crawling all over his face."
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Hoffa, who was nicknamed "Shorty"
because he was only 5-foot-5, was last
seen on July 20, 1975, purchasing a Big
Mac at the McDonald's drive-in in Oakland
County, Mich.
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The very last person to see Jimmy alive is
Catherine "Kathy" Kristo, now 94 and a very
popular resident of the Nearer My God to Thee
Nursing Home.
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"He paid with a crisp new $20 bill and I tested
it to see if it was real," she recalled. "I gave him
his change, then he smiled, took a bite of the Big
Mac, licked his fingers a few times, mumbled
something that sounded like 'Mmmm, Mmmm,
Good,' then pulled away from my window.
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"The only other thing I can remember is that
there were three big scary men in a big black
car behind him -- the driver looking like that
fella (Joe Pesci) in The Godfather," she
added. "But they didn't order anything, just
driving off right behind that nice man (Mr.
Hoffa). I thought that was awfully strange."
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This is a very nice picture of Mr. Pesci.
http://blog.timesunion.com/bark/files/2011/11/joe_pesci.jpg
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Police authenticated Hoffa's corpse when
they found a July 20, 1975 McDonald's
receipt for a Big Mac -- 75 cents -- in his
shirt pocket.
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Over the years there had been many rumors
of Jimmy's final resting place and some even
said his bones, mixed with lots of cement, are
supporting one of the a goal posts at Giants
Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ.
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However, these wild, cockamaney stories
were put to rest by Ed Conrad's incredible
discovery deep in the strip mine, possibly
a more impressive discovery than even the
petrified human remains he found there that
confirm man is as old as coal.
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Hoffa was declared legally dead in 1972.
It was strictly a coincidence that Ed Conrad
baptized himself as Legally Insane on the
Internet a few years ago.
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This is the latest FBI file photo of Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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