If You Think It's Hot In Hell, Come To Texas To Cool Off!

[Edie Goodwin]

It's been HOT and it's been DRY, but Texas is still where I
want to die......just not THIS summer, please God!

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A sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me,
I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old."

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does is ever rain out here?" A
rancher quickly answered "Yes it does. Do you remember that part in
the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" "Yes, I'm
familiar with Noah's flood" the visitor replied. "Well," the rancher
puffed up, we got about two and a half inches during that spell."

You know you're in Texas when:

You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...

You can say 110 degrees without fainting...

You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off...

You can make sun tea instantly...

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...

You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your
car...

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance...

Hotter water comes from the cold water tap...

It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person
is out on the streets...

You actually burn your hand opening the car door...

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car...

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
lay on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...

Take care...

-edie

If even one cop dies in the line of duty, it's one cop too many!