NATHANIEL "SKIPPER" JONES OBITUARY NOTICE
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NATHANIEL "SKIPPER" JONES
JONES Suddenly, by TNB in Cincinnati, Ohio, drug dealer Skip Jones,
41, of Ghetto Boulevard South Cincy, died yesterday from injuries
received during a drug fueled chimp-out with Police at a White Tower
choke n' puke where he was gorging on lard balls and doing advanced
drug experimentation.
Skippy was one of thirteen fecal colored parasites spawned by the late
Nauseata Fornicato Jones, who died from overdosing on KFC, PCP, LSD
and DIK, and an indeterminate number of feeansays.
Prior to his untimely death, Jones worked with his late brother
Devious for the Niggligent Construction Company until he was
imprisoned for selling drugs. Upon release from prison he was employed
by the Perfumofo Cesspool Cleaning & Catering Co. which featured "Same
Day Service".
He is survived by his granmammy Inconsolata; three sons Retardo,
Cretino, and Imbecilio; daughters Overia, Falopia and Clitoria. Two
sisters Miss. Hystericali Payninpussy and Mrs. Mammilia Pendulosa;
half-brothers Prophylacto, Regurgito and Unscrupulata and nineteen
miscellaneous inbred nigglet sprogs, all of the same Ghetto St.
address.
Active for many years in coonmunity affairs, Unscrupulata was a member
of the "Sons of Africoonia Knife-Throwing & Spearchucking Society",
the Idi Amin Theology and Chitlin Club, and the Unsanitaryia Pizzeria
Bowling Team, and a Past-President of the South Cincy Pork Rind Lawn &
Weed Club. Until recently, he also appeared occasionally at local
protests, festivals and rallys performing a knife throwing act with
the late Inadvertante Castrateo.
The Rev. Celibato Unfortunato of St. Bastardo's Church will offer up a
Very Solemn High Requiem Bingo after the regular game Wed. Interment
will be at the Arriverdecci Mofo Memorial Park. The funeral services
will be handled by the Niggor Mortiscoon Funeral Parlor & Excavating
Co. In lieu of donations, kickbacks should be sent to the Africoon
Home for the Totally Phucked on Ghetto Blvd.