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Re: #Prince Harry given delirious reception as US tour begins in Senate
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May 10, 2013, 5:18:01 AM5/10/13
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On Fri, 10 May 2013 01:28:00 +0000, some leftard quacked:
> http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/09/prince-harry-us-tour-senate-
> mccain?commentpage=1
>
> Prince Harry given delirious reception as US tour begins...
I just Hope that during this tour Harry will be photoed or videoed in
full frontal nudity -- preferably in a sex act! Prince Harry is soooo
hot! (I'm drooling just thinking about watching Harry porn.)
They say that what happens in Las Vegas stays in Vegas, but I lived there
for over a decade and nothing has ever stopped me from blabbing about
what goes on there, and now y'all are gonna hear it whether you like it
or not!
First you see a giant neon pyramid as your plane almost scrapes the top
of it as it lands. Then you wait for your luggage at the carousel,
Hoping it hasn't been stolen by TSA agents or other criminals. Then you
catch a taxi cab to take you to your Strip hotel, winding up taking a
"shortcut" through Oregon before finally arriving at the Tropicana just a
few miles away.
After arriving at the overpriced Strip hotel, you quickly discover that
Nevada has *NO* laws against smoking in public. The entire state is a
giant ashtray! This is because compulsive gamblers (oooh, excuuuuse me,
"gamers") tend to be compulsive nicotine addicts. The two addictions go
hand in hand, so the gambling (ooooh, excuuuse me, "gaming") industry
panders to their filthy addiction -- even providing them with free
cigarettes to keep them from leaving the video crack machines to buy
more. Since gambling is permitted EVERYWHERE (even grocery stores), so
is smoking!
Delving slightly deeper into Nevada politics, one sees that smoking just
anything in public isn't tolerated, ONLY tobacco. Try lighting up a
marijuana joint in a casino, or even a hidden back alley, and see how
fast you get arrested and thrown in a dungeon! We can thank Sen. Harry
Reid for this contradiction: Although a member of a religious cult
(Mormon) that teaches that smoking ANYTHING (and gambling and whoring
etc.) is a sin, Sen. Reid (D-NV) manages to successfully represent the
gambling/tobacco/prostitution industries without suffering the slightest
twinge of conscience! Progress!
> http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/09/prince-harry-us-tour-senate-
> mccain?commentpage=1
>
> Prince Harry given delirious reception as US tour begins...
I just Hope that during this tour Harry will be photoed or videoed in
full frontal nudity -- preferably in a sex act! Prince Harry is soooo
hot! (I'm drooling just thinking about watching Harry porn.)
They say that what happens in Las Vegas stays in Vegas, but I lived there
for over a decade and nothing has ever stopped me from blabbing about
what goes on there, and now y'all are gonna hear it whether you like it
or not!
First you see a giant neon pyramid as your plane almost scrapes the top
of it as it lands. Then you wait for your luggage at the carousel,
Hoping it hasn't been stolen by TSA agents or other criminals. Then you
catch a taxi cab to take you to your Strip hotel, winding up taking a
"shortcut" through Oregon before finally arriving at the Tropicana just a
few miles away.
After arriving at the overpriced Strip hotel, you quickly discover that
Nevada has *NO* laws against smoking in public. The entire state is a
giant ashtray! This is because compulsive gamblers (oooh, excuuuuse me,
"gamers") tend to be compulsive nicotine addicts. The two addictions go
hand in hand, so the gambling (ooooh, excuuuse me, "gaming") industry
panders to their filthy addiction -- even providing them with free
cigarettes to keep them from leaving the video crack machines to buy
more. Since gambling is permitted EVERYWHERE (even grocery stores), so
is smoking!
Delving slightly deeper into Nevada politics, one sees that smoking just
anything in public isn't tolerated, ONLY tobacco. Try lighting up a
marijuana joint in a casino, or even a hidden back alley, and see how
fast you get arrested and thrown in a dungeon! We can thank Sen. Harry
Reid for this contradiction: Although a member of a religious cult
(Mormon) that teaches that smoking ANYTHING (and gambling and whoring
etc.) is a sin, Sen. Reid (D-NV) manages to successfully represent the
gambling/tobacco/prostitution industries without suffering the slightest
twinge of conscience! Progress!
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