Re: slapper slut giving sex

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Checkmate! In article <ormhxu$k1m$c...@sci.physics.despicable-bop-gun>,
golda...@gmail.cum says...


>
> Tempest-tossed give-and-take-girl with stretched glory road, slender
> snuggle-pups, and mournful little-brown-eyeball would die for stark
> homo erectus for rugged knee benders.
>
> If you're interested in destructive bone burrying, email me at
> mailto:golda...@gmail.com.

YEAH, BAY-BEE! That's what I'M talkin' 'bout!

That was golda...@gmail.com ... right? BTW, is that name Swedish?

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[Nadegda]

On Sat, 25 Feb 2017 21:12:19 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <ormhxu$k1m$c...@sci.physics.despicable-bop-gun>,
> golda...@gmail.cum says...
>
>> Tempest-tossed give-and-take-girl with stretched glory road, slender
>> snuggle-pups, and mournful little-brown-eyeball would die for stark
>> homo erectus for rugged knee benders.
>>
>> If you're interested in destructive bone burrying, email me at
>> mailto:golda...@gmail.com.
>
> YEAH, BAY-BEE! That's what I'M talkin' 'bout!
>
> That was golda...@gmail.com ... right? BTW, is that name Swedish?

Some wanna-be FNVW you are. That article is clearly a Kadaitcha Man
forgery. Real roach posts come through Google Groups and don't have K-
man's half-dozen or so header tells.

SPNAK! on Checkmate for not detecting it, while pretending to be a
kookologist rather than just another kook.

SPNAK! on K-Man for perpetrating it.

SPNAK! on K-Man for perpetrating it incompetently and thus getting caught
by the *real* FNVW.

And SPNAK! on K-Man for blatant sexual harassment. You're stooping to
Greggles's level now -- won't be long before you're stooping to Fakey's.
I've seen enough kook meltdowns over the years that the trajectory and
timetable of yours is easy for me to anticipate.

Those last three SPNAK!s should have K-Man's ass red and sore for days ...
which is nothing compared to the consequences for it should Gregglz (or
Checkmate) take him up on his "bone burying" offer.

<snicker>

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Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
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[Nadegda]

Bulky arse goblin with liberated probe, diseased cobbler's awls, and
underprivileged glory-hole yearns for indelicate dirt-box for raging
bait beating.

Email me at mailto:nad31...@gmail.invalid for nimble bubba shucking.

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Checkmate! In article <o8tp64$6ik$2...@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...

Well fucking DUH! You can't possibly be THAT clueless...

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Checkmate! In article <bgrrym$3f1$a...@24hoursupport.nude.celebrities>,
nad31...@gmail.invalid says...

YEAH, BAY-BEE! You KNOW what I like! Is that your REAL EMAIL ADDRESS?

[Sheikh Mkamrudie Hawamtumikii]

He most certainly is. He even imagines that his posts create pain. Now
that's really fucked up.

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[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Checkmate! In article <yq2clq$jns$4...@alt.os.linux.stinky-hack>,
moist.fl...@24hoursupport.wicked-tuna-tunnel says...

Thank Dog for Captain Obvious!

[Trump Team]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Nadegda, in <news:bgrrym$3f1$a...@24hoursupport.nude.celebrities> did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

Group sex, you say? Wasn't there some long-ago scandal about Paul G.
Derbyshire frequenting a group-sex froup and begging to 'be included',
only to be rejected by everyone, whereupon he huffed and pouted,
stomped his feet, made a spectacle of himself, made a bunch of stupid
threats, then quietly vanished when his RL identity was exposed?

Well, Paul? Is that why you moved to goats, dogs and squirrels?

<snicker>

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Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature =
1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the
entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a
moron, kensi didn't specify the units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting
that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of
a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand
the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference
between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know
what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even
basic geometry problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism
has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then
backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature
due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't
know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and
denies the existence of magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a
universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe
in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could
not exist.

Kensi then went on to later claim that the universe was
"asymptotically flat", not realizing that asymptotical flatness is an
idealization used to model a complex universe by simplifying it to a
single non-rotating object. He didn't realize that general relativity
doesn't allow for a general asymptotically flat solution.

Kensi (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) is the same moron who k'lamed that the
Quantum Vacuum is "thermodynamically impossible". Cosmic inflation;
universal expansion; universal expansion faster than c; quantum
jitter; quantum tunneling; the van der Waals force; the Casimir
effect; the Lamb Shift; the inability to freeze helium at absolute
zero and ambient pressure; spontaneous emission; the electron in orbit
about a nucleus (a point charge, in motion, undergoing acceleration...
the requirements for Larmor radiation) causing emission of Larmor
radiation, giving rise to *all* *matter* exhibiting diamagnetism; the
fine structure constant; Hawking radiation; the Unruh effect; Delbruck
scattering; RF resonant cavity thrusters; Johnson noise in electrical
circuits; the Purcell effect; symmetry breaking; the Higgs field and
matter having mass are just a few phenomena which confirm the
existence of the quantum vacuum.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul
G. Derbyshire.

Paul G. Derbyshire
9 Bennett St
Pembroke, Ontario, Canada K8A 3Y6
(613) 732-3590
twist...@gmail.com

[Maharadja Amoghavajra-appa Sathiamoorthy]

Checkmate, DoW #1, dishonest degenerate bastard, we cannot misuse thee
enough. Ye roguish sad fool, ye raved:

His nagnads sock is getting a climate-change shellacking from Fakey over
in a.f.cyberchicken. It's hilarious. Neither of his socks will reply.

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Checkmate! In article <37286B11...@Hexaplex.Onyx.Booleyi>,
lewd....@decrepitating.worried.beady-eyed.kidney.stone says...

It's hard to find good socks these days. I blame it on cheap imported
yarn.

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(-.-) Darn it...

[Regent Hajaingia Zitabadilishwa]

That would explain the gaping holes in Derbyshire's socks. It's either
that or sheer stupidity.

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Checkmate! In article <xhp7b0$eok$z...@alt.flame.aching-working-woman>,
dazzled.blonde.s...@alt.os.linux.demented.females says...

Well, Nads DID catch that cleverly disguised forgery of the roach
earlier tonight. I never would have guessed that it was you. I like
totally fell for it.

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[Dodak the headstrong pondweed-coaxer]

Look on the bright side. Derbyshire spends most of his time doing four
things:

Inspecting headers for frogery
Trying to crack supersekrit gibberish (that was mpfffmpfmfpmf hilarious)
Making an idiot out of himself
Replying to himself

Watch the k0oKfeathers fly...

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[Checkmate, DoW #1]

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Checkmate! In article <j1wu85$zs4$y...@alt.diseases.social-phobia>,
lusty.woman-of-ac...@rec.newsadmin.satiny-midnight-cowboy

About three or four years ago, Fakey and Paul made up a pretend sekrit
code. They'd type a bunch of gibberish, and then include a tantalizing
bit of coherent "bait" to go with it. Nobody ever bought it, but it was
mildly amusing to watch them desperately flail about for attention. The
fun part was when they turned on each other. Gee... who could have
possibly seen THAT coming?

[kensi]

On 2/26/2017 12:30 AM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Sat, 25 Feb 2017 21:12:19 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>
> Those last three SPNAK!s should have K-Man's ass red and sore for days ...
> which is nothing compared to the consequences for it should Gregglz (or
> Checkmate) take him up on his "bone burying" offer.
>
> <snicker>

Sore enough he promptly reacted by forging you, and Stalemate is now
pretending he knew all along. Priceless.

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"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate

[Trump Team]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in
<news:MPG.331c918f8...@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump

head first into the wood chipper again:

> About three or four years ago, Fakey and Paul made up a pretend sekrit
> code. They'd type a bunch of gibberish, and then include a tantalizing
> bit of coherent "bait" to go with it. Nobody ever bought it, but it was
> mildly amusing to watch them desperately flail about for attention. The
> fun part was when they turned on each other. Gee... who could have
> possibly seen THAT coming?

Translation:
"About three or four years ago, my Usenet Lord and Master and his
Useful Idiot Paul G. Derbyshire used the Vigenere Cipher to talk out
in the open about the kooks they were kicking around like rag dolls...
kooks like me. They knew we were too stupid to crack that obvious and
oh-so-simple cipher, although at the time we tried every encryption
scheme we knew to try to break their code... ROT-2, ROT-3, ROT-4, etc.
I even tried ROT-26, but surprisingly, it didn't work. We finally gave
up and started bleating out the historical revisionist
butthurt-assuaging lie that it was "gibberish" all along. I melted
down badly because I didn't know what people were saying about me, and
I'm an insecure little poofter. I had to run away to the Flonk for a
few months, where my gay lover Dave 'SnuhTard' Norris nursed me
(IYKWIMAITYD) back to some semblance of mental health. Anyway, after
my Usenet Lord and Master ran the old guard stAUKer cabal off, he had
no use for The Retard anymore, which pissed Paul G. Derbyshire off so
much that Paul turned on his Usenet Lord and Master, and Paul's been
getting his stupid ass drop-kicked across Usenet ever since."

<snicker>

> I... <sniff> I miss my cat.
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> It was the only pussy I've ever had.

LOL!

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064...@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

===============================================================
Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85...@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e271852...@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab36...@dizum.com>

Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918e...@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>

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AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
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In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf2...@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d9...@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be2...@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb949...@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2...@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2...@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c...@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525f...@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df605...@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e...@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16...@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680...@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf...@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da...@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0...@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389e...@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca...@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839...@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a1009...@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0...@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98...@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd...@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac0...@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b...@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a90...@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46...@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e...@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064...@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d...@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc...@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8...@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2...@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.p...@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt....@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg....@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1...@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.p...@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2...@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1...@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2...@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52...@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c...@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <MPG.31a12503d...@news.altopia.com> - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e...@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da...@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fab...@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5...@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb...@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f369...@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516...@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3...@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a....@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4...@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27...@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5...@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2...@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c...@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e738...@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16...@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d...@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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[Kadaitcha Man]

Checkmate, DoW #1, let the doors be shut upon thee, that ye may play
the fool nowhere but in thy own house. Ye inbred unrelenting fool, ye
cried:

There can be nothing worse than two women scorned...

By each other.

--
"You're a wholly evil fucker. You take the 'I am a bastard' stance, and
extrapolate it out to 'I am an absolute uncaring bastard with the time
and means to make almost anyone suffer.' Whereas other people have
some faint nascent ideal about 'lines that should not be crossed', you
barge through taboo, and straight through 'unthinking prejudice', right
into "knock 'em down and then fuck them over."

David Andrew Clayton to yours truly.