it reminds me of a boss of mine. he used to write pathetic poetry (the ones you have mentioned are not bad though). his poetry was pathetic. ham bahr out of meter and such adjectives would be high praise for his poetry. but he was the boss. and the other guys couldn't care less. so he would recite his poetry and add the word ghaalib as a nom de plume in one of the lines. he would pass off his poetry as ghaalib's. everyone would say wah wah. one day i landed in this mehfil. aur bhanDaa phooT gayaa.
i became immediately unpopular with the boss. but i realised there are many others who add ghalib to lesser deserving lines to get instand and guaranteed appreciation.
it is a tried and tested method. it can work for very very bad poetry also. however you can make it a more effective duplicate by doing the following
1. have a couple of urdu words in the couplet (you can explain it to the audience and create a further air of authenticity)
2. make the two lines rhyme
3. have ghalib preferably in the second (or later) line
now let me try and write one such fake ghalib couplet. :)
log meraa naam lekar ashaar bahut likhte hai.n
(pause and say ashaar is plural of sher)
isee vajah se lagtaa hai, woh sher baazaar me.n bikte hai.n
mujhe samajh nahee.n aataa ki log dhokhaa kaise khaate hai.n
vaise to ye log ghaalib zahiin o daanishmand dikhte hai.n
(pause zahiin samjhe naa, intelligent, aur daanishmand means learned)
waah waah waah )
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