NUSPEHL: Fonehtiklle Korehkt Engllish Spehlleng

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Nuspel: Fonetically Correct English Spelling
Nuspehl: Fonehtiklle Korehkt Engllish Spehlleng

j="uh" as the "e" in "the"

c="j" as the "j" in "jack"

eh="e" as the "e" in "get"

e="ee" as the "ee" in "need"

ah="o" as the "o" in "not"

u=is always pronounced "oo" as in "good"

uj=is as the "oo" in "book" and "foot" and "good" and the "oul" in
"should" and "could"

all other letters and dipthongs are the same.

Oldspell: "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of
their party"

Nuspehll="Nahu iz thj taem for ahll gujd mehn tu kjm tu the ehed y
thehr pahrte"

THE AMERIGO LANGUAGE (i.e. reformed American English)

English: "I worked for about four days then I decided to take a
vacation."

Amerigo: "Me dun work baoot fo deiss but me decide me gunu go trip."

English: "She had a dog that was small but very protective of her."

Amerigo: "She dun habbu dog dun small but he dun protect her good".

English: "Would you like to go to the store with me or do you want to
stay home?"

Amerigo: "Eh, yu gunnu go stor wid me o yu gunu stay hom."

English: "I would like to buy a car that will impress girls a lot."

Amerigo: "Me maybe gunnu buy car dat gunnu fancy girls lotta."

English: "You should tell your son to get a good college education if
he wants to be a success in life."

Amerigo: "Yu needu say yu sunny go get good college educattion if he
wannu be sukseso ina life."

English: "My boss did not pay me on time and now I have all these
bills that are delinquent."

Amerigo: "Me boss dun no pay me right time and now me got all dem
bills du tarde."

English: "Did you vote for the Democrat or the Republican candidate?"

Amerigo: "eh? Dun yu vote for Democrat o Republican candidate."

English: "I have never voted in my entire life."

Amerigo: "Me no dun vote ina me todo life."

English: "Then you should not complain about how bad politicians are
doing things."

Amerigo: "Den yu needa no sassy how bad politicos du stuff."

English: "I would like to be an astronaut so that I can visit Mars
someday."

Amerigo: "Me fancy gunu be astronaut so me visit Mars some day.