Re: Progress.
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> On Wed, 25 May 2005 01:07:12 +0200, in alt.flame FJ
> <fjH...@SPAMbuzzing-bumblebee.com> wrote:
>
> Welcome to the funnyfarm!
>
> Jereon finally admits to brokering a peace deal with the Snuhtards:
> <4293b827$0$15820$c88...@newsreader15.eweka.nl>
> Dean, Jason, Bill and Soapy have been members of the super secret server for
> more than a year now. Ari brokered the deal. Elvis is in charge of
> strategy. We spend about 16 hours each day plotting against Koput. The
> remaining time we sing and dance with bunnies (-- except for Jason, who
> hates bunnies --) in the woods.
> -----
>
> Proving that there's always some truth behind those whacky rumours, even some of
> the more outlandish ones!
>
> Now let's dispense with the formalities and get right back down to the
> nitty-gritty, as Jereon likes to put 'em...
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
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> :[Koput is
> :a moron].
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> Jereon is
> a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
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> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> Whew, that was fun, wasn't it bois and grrls?
>
> Oh wait a sec. Incoming transmission. I'm detecting a rant.
>
> Hang on.
>
> Hang on.
>
> Hang on.
>
> ...
>
> ...
>
> ...
>
> :> we don't share your xenophobic 'values'. [echo]
>
> We are receiving, here it goes...
>
> :You are sadly ..*taken then on what this const*t**ion is about. (Not that
> :*####* is . bi. s.rp#ise of course). For y##r information, James, &#*...
>
> I'm sorry you're breaking up. Could you please try that again?
>
> :co)st#*ut(on *s n_t _bou_ imm_gr$ti#n, but a***t control &$#
>
> You'll do whatever the French tell you to do, you puny little dutch pipsqueak!
>
> _*%(&#^(Q)__
>
> [We've lost him.]
>
> ...
>
> :::
>
> Oh no. He's back!
>
> Wait for it.
>
> >>>>
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
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> Jereon is a snuhtard.
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> :[Koput is a
> :moron].
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> Jereon is
> a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a
> :moron].
>
> Jereon is
> a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> :[Koput is a moron].
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
>
> *()&%)Q(#&%(Q%&#(
>
> :> The Netherlands will follow France's lead.
> :
> :I'll make you a deal, James: If the French vote 'Yes' *and* the Dutch vote
> :'Yes', I'll eat humble pie and will leave alt.flame forever. If the French
> :vote 'Yes' *and* the Dutch vote 'No', you'll eat humble pie and leave
> :alt.flame forever. If the French vote 'No', all bets are off. Deal?
>
> Jereon is a snuhtard.
Isn't lithium covered by socialized medicine?
>
> _-
> -_
> subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
> Overunity Energy Mechanism
> 0,0,1
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k00kologist Kimberly Kay Barnard (Bachelor of Science, Psychology &
longtime support group troll) tells an alt.support.depression.medication
poster what the alt.usenet.kooks awards are all about:
From: Kali <Ka...@lart.meow>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Linda Gore's Speech, was: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards,
December 2004
Message-ID: <MPG.1c4aeaa1...@news.east.earthlink.net>
The awards granted by alt.usenet.kooks are the official Usenet kook
awards, Linda. They were not created for the purpose of devaluing acts
of kindness. They were created, and are maintained, for the purpose of
recognizing abusive posters. Your fellow nominees are liars, bigots,
frauds, forgers, defamers, screed spammers, people who falsely accuse
others of stalking when they themselves are the stalkers, etc. You get
the picture. If you don't, return to the above link and read.
Not just anyone can be nominated; there are standards that must be
upheld. No one may be nominated for purposes of revenge or a joke. Not
all nominations are accepted. There must be evidence of abuse. You have
generated a lot of it. You are an abuser.
> Stooge confirms it's all about "some retribution":
From: spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, sci.psychology.psychotherapy
Subject: Re: Jet: Chickenshit
Message-ID: <Xns9622E1E68EB...@petitmorte.net>
It's just Usenet. It's just words. But when someone, kook, idiot, fool
or dumbshit, takes it to r/l measures as has happened to Kali, then
there is going to be some retribution. If that retribution amounts to a
Kook of the Month Award, so the fuck what?
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From: John Henry <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION:
HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000
Message-ID: <Xns9619B8D73D390jo...@216.168.3.44>
X-No-Archive: yes
The Sn*h collective is a worthless garbage dump of tired lames, impotent
wretches, losers, and WOMBATs. In the years I've been on Usenet, I've
managed to find common ground and even comraderie with literally
*hundreds* of individuals and groups with whom I, in a former state of
cluelessness, once butted heads. The Sn*htards stand out bright and
clear among a very, very small group of folks with whom I can find no
common ground, in whom I can find no redeeming value, and for whom I
have absolutely no respect whatsoever.
I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he showed up
starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I wouldn't put it past
him to do so.
> D'oh!:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, alt.snuh,
alt.auktards.spank-spank-spank, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Subject: Re: NOMINATION: Bill Cleere for BUSTED URINAL
Date: Thu, 12 May 2005 18:10:50 +1000
Message-ID: <d5v2pe$i6k$2...@pita.alt.net>
The only people who actually like 'UPA' are the ones who do it.
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