Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION: HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
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> "subRoutine.W2@mm" <s!0.0^7ii.s...@mmx.CICS.mvs> wrote in
> news:rk9c31lgf1u457156...@4ax.com:
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> > On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000, in alt.flame John Henry
> > <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >
> >:j...@untool.net (jet) wrote in
> >:news:KrudndQXbfx...@adelphia.com:
> >:
> >:> In article <Xns96193F0945228jo...@216.168.3.44>,
> >:> John Henry <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >:>
> >:>> Pity that there will be some folks affected to whom I am
> >:>> decidedly neutral if not somewhat benevolent toward (*looks
> >:>> pointedly at jet*), but it's not
> >:>
> >:> Don't you point that at me. Anyone who considers me pro-snuh,
> >:> simply because I don't attack them at every opportunity (after
> >:> years of being asked to stop) deserves a very special kind of
> >:> kook award.
> >:
> >:Not 'because you don't attack them at every opportunity.' Because
> >:you defend them. The last time we were in direct conversation,
> >:this was the topic; that's why your stood out in my mind
> >:particularly.
> >
> > He felt sorry for you Jet. Kindly accept his charitable offer.
> >
> > [...] Coriolis force
> >
> >:I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he
> >:showed up starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I
> >:wouldn't put it past him to do so.
> >
> > How many people here don't believe that bottomfeeder Dean eats
> > shit regularly?
> >
> > You can count them on one hand: Jet, Jason, Snotty Campbawl, Soapy
> > and [space reserved for all their sock puppets; is also the
> > equivalent of multiple votes in the awards!!].
> >
> > That tells us a lot, hmmmm?
> >
> >:3) If I wasn't speaking directly to YOU right now, this message
> >:would be all of about three lines long. The whole point of this
> >:nomination is that nothing about the snuh - or, by regrettable
> >:extension, the once-revered alt.flame - is worthy of even a byte
> >:of further attention. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> > Correction: a.f. is only revered by the empty heads who adorn
> > themselves with labels such as "Best Fwamer", "Best Is Not, IS
> > TOO!!!1!!", "I'm A Bad-Ass Mofo, Damn You", & "Best Lick-Me Offer
> > I Had All Year" etc. etc. etc.
> >
> >:The very word 'snuh' it is the Usenet equivalent of listening to a
> >:cat in heat attempting to climb a chalkboard while singing a New
> >:Kids On The Block cover of 'Seasons In The Sun.'
> >:
> >:Off-key and out of time.
> >:
> >:Forever.
> >
> > I thought it had more in common with Kelis' "Milkshake" *if*
> > covered by a prepubescent Britney Spears to up the bumblegum
> > factor:
> >
> > "My milkshake is better than yours, damn right,
> > it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge.
> >
> > My milkshake is better than yours, damn right,
> > it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge."
> >
> >:Furthermore, alt.flame has, in the current parlance, jumped the
> >:shark.
> >
> > Uh-uh. It happened waaaaaaaay before The Fonz. About the same time
> > Stain arrived coincidentally. (Yes, he's that old.)
> >
> >:Near as I can tell, the only one left there with the slightest
> >:modicum of intelligence is you (and yes, I'm aware that several of
> >:my fellow kookologists would debate me on this issue; fortunately,
> >:kookology does *not* require unanimous consensus on every point).
> >:I don't count Hannigan because as far as I know the *only* thing
> >:he has to do with the place is occasionally posting his FAQ.
> >
> > Oops. In your attempt to appear conciliatory to the female
> > fuckwit, you really managed to fuck you up your chances of ever
> > being taken seriously.
> >
> >:It has been suggested that AUK could simply annex the place; I'm
> >:left wondering what the hell AUK would want with it?
> >
> > Look around; you already did without realizing it. By simply
> > x-posting here, you've managed to outnumber the regulars. The core
> > fuckwits have long fled. (If they happen to return, I will once
> > again release the hounds on them! I swear!) You now own a piece of
> > Usenet real estate at a fire sale price. It's AUK's job to finally
> > make something of it. So may I suggest transforming it into a
> > moderated group with binaries of different breeds of the Bichon
> > Frise to commemorate the passing of the harmless critters who used
> > to populate it?
> >
> >:I've never had any particular issue with you, Jet.
> >
> > You should find one. She's a bonafide idiot.
> >
> >:You've always been
> >:reasonably decent toward me,
> >
> > Awwww.
> >
> >:and I have tried to give you that same
> >:respect.
> >
> > Ewwww.
> >
> >:I find it tragic that you continue to associate yourself -
> >:intentionally or not - with this band of flaccid never-beens.
> >
> > Ah-ha.
> >
> >:The history of snuh is an eight-year-long looping reel of a retard
> >:tripping over a two-inch curb, falling on his face, breaking his
> >:nose, and then jumping up and screaming "I meant to do that!!!!"
> >:Regrettably, that same set of characteristics now defines
> >:alt.flame as well.
> >
> > Ya think?
> >
> >:Personally, I think you're far better than that, but if you want
> >:to argue otherwise, I'm not going to *force* you to cluefulness.
> >
> > [Rolls eyes] These are the new insect overlords?
> >
> >:The people you
> >:appear to have chosen to associate yourself with are irredeemable
> >:losers,
> >
> > She will always sell out her box for a shilling. If you offer her
> > less, she'll take it.
> >
> >:and you are out of their social and intellectual league by at
> >:least several dozen orders of magnitude.
> >
> > Which is not saying much because she's mentally retarded.
> >
> >:Please, for your own sake, let them
> >:crash and burn, as is their destiny. You are not bound by honor
> >:or duty to go down with them.
> >
> > She's already gone down ON them.
> >:
> >:And if you chose to do so, that is your choice...but you can't say
> >:I didn't try to stop you.
> >
> > You forgot to say: "PLONK".
>
> You take the alt.flame awards way too seriously, James.
It must hurt knowing that all he can ever win is a *bad* award.
>
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k00kologist Kimberly Kay Barnard (Bachelor of Science, Psychology &
longtime support group troll) tells an alt.support.depression.medication
poster what the alt.usenet.kooks awards are all about:
From: Kali <Ka...@lart.meow>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Linda Gore's Speech, was: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards,
December 2004
Message-ID: <MPG.1c4aeaa1...@news.east.earthlink.net>
The awards granted by alt.usenet.kooks are the official Usenet kook
awards, Linda. They were not created for the purpose of devaluing acts
of kindness. They were created, and are maintained, for the purpose of
recognizing abusive posters. Your fellow nominees are liars, bigots,
frauds, forgers, defamers, screed spammers, people who falsely accuse
others of stalking when they themselves are the stalkers, etc. You get
the picture. If you don't, return to the above link and read.
Not just anyone can be nominated; there are standards that must be
upheld. No one may be nominated for purposes of revenge or a joke. Not
all nominations are accepted. There must be evidence of abuse. You have
generated a lot of it. You are an abuser.
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From: John Henry <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION:
HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000
Message-ID: <Xns9619B8D73D390jo...@216.168.3.44>
X-No-Archive: yes
The Sn*h collective is a worthless garbage dump of tired lames, impotent
wretches, losers, and WOMBATs. In the years I've been on Usenet, I've
managed to find common ground and even comraderie with literally
*hundreds* of individuals and groups with whom I, in a former state of
cluelessness, once butted heads. The Sn*htards stand out bright and
clear among a very, very small group of folks with whom I can find no
common ground, in whom I can find no redeeming value, and for whom I
have absolutely no respect whatsoever.
I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he showed up
starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I wouldn't put it past
him to do so.
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> "ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > Whatever about yourself is interesting enough to bother, Sean Monaghan?
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> Fuck off, Soapy.
From: "subRoutine.W2@mm" <s!0.0^7ii.s...@mmx.CICS.mvs>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Jereon Van Kessel, alt dot flame's Email Troll
Date: 6 Feb 2004 02:39:03 GMT
Organization: Bxzzzaffgh Enterprises Ink.
Message-ID: <j4v5201klg87orj4r...@4ax.com>
Posting emails to usenet is the sign of classless peasant. All you did
was demonstrate how much lower you were able to sink than the one you
are
accusing.
From: "subRoutine.W2@mm" <s!0.0^7ii.s...@mmx.CICS.mvs>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: James Benzeleski Then And Now
Date: 22 Feb 2004 08:11:19 GMT
Organization: Bxzzzaffgh Enterprises Ink.
Message-ID: <4blg305kfqgevel7p...@4ax.com>
Reply-To: s^0.0^7ii...@softtargets.veritas.net
James once told me that he found me at my 'funniest when I call them on
their mistakes.'
I hope James truly hope James can laugh now for all the right reasons.
:)
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Subject: Re: A favor.
Lastly, this will be our last email exchange. I will not be opening any
further mail from you. If you wish to for all appearance continue on as
allies at a.f or simply ignore each other then you can put yes in your
next
subject. If not then flame away at group but i do guarantee that I will
be outing
my Koput archive. Happy trails. -jb
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