The policeman's ball was fun
I didn't touch your brother.
But after downing sixteen pints
I titty-fucked your mother
Sometimes I feel like work
But Sundays I don't bother.
I'd much prefer to party down
And titty-fuck your mother.
Some folks dig PVC
And others go for leather.
On budget day I wore tight briefs
And titty-fucked your mother
Last night I had a beer,
And then I quaffed another.
But when I'd finished all the booze
I titty-fucked your mother.
The Scots enjoy the pipes,
And leaping through the heather.
But Aussies know that's crap when they
Could titty-fuck your mother.
A cockney who makes gloves,
And calls 'imself a glover,
Said "wotcha mate!" and "blimey squire!"
Then titty-fucked your muvver.
Matt Brown you are the shit.
A policeman like no other.
I'd love to buy you lots of drinks
And titty-fuck your mother.
"The Australian yesterday reported allegations from an eye-witness at the
budget night party that Mr Brown had become drunk, danced in his underpants
to loud music and performed a simulated sex act on Wollongong MP Noreen Hay,
while calling out to her adult daughter: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f..king
your mother!"
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24332823-2702,00.html
ROLF! At first from the subject I thought it referred to the equivalent of Sir
Ian Blair who is too busy atm to perform titty-fucking. When I read the
article he seems to be the equivalent of our Jacqui Smith and it looks like
Gordon is lining her up for a good titty fucking going by this pic:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/037JacquiSmith_468x512.jpg
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Wim
That was so grate I want to tuch your wiley
solely for appreshative artistic porposes of corse
no, seriously. fuck that nobhead.
Hey, fancy a shag ?
Nah, guvnor, I prefers a cavendish.
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