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Tribute to former New South Wales police chief Matt Brown

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Bilston 88

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Sep 22, 2008, 4:16:58 AM9/22/08
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An ode written to mark the resignation of respected NSW police minister Matt
Brown.

The policeman's ball was fun
I didn't touch your brother.
But after downing sixteen pints
I titty-fucked your mother

Sometimes I feel like work
But Sundays I don't bother.
I'd much prefer to party down
And titty-fuck your mother.

Some folks dig PVC
And others go for leather.
On budget day I wore tight briefs
And titty-fucked your mother

Last night I had a beer,
And then I quaffed another.
But when I'd finished all the booze
I titty-fucked your mother.

The Scots enjoy the pipes,
And leaping through the heather.
But Aussies know that's crap when they
Could titty-fuck your mother.

A cockney who makes gloves,
And calls 'imself a glover,
Said "wotcha mate!" and "blimey squire!"
Then titty-fucked your muvver.

Matt Brown you are the shit.
A policeman like no other.
I'd love to buy you lots of drinks
And titty-fuck your mother.

"The Australian yesterday reported allegations from an eye-witness at the
budget night party that Mr Brown had become drunk, danced in his underpants
to loud music and performed a simulated sex act on Wollongong MP Noreen Hay,
while calling out to her adult daughter: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f..king
your mother!"
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24332823-2702,00.html


Wim Jay

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Sep 22, 2008, 6:09:25 AM9/22/08
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"Bilston 88" <bil...@bilston.com> wrote in message
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ROLF! At first from the subject I thought it referred to the equivalent of Sir
Ian Blair who is too busy atm to perform titty-fucking. When I read the
article he seems to be the equivalent of our Jacqui Smith and it looks like
Gordon is lining her up for a good titty fucking going by this pic:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/037JacquiSmith_468x512.jpg

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Wim


Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Sep 22, 2008, 7:17:46 AM9/22/08
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On Sep 22, 6:09 pm, "Wim Jay" <se...@seeyou.jimmy.com> wrote:
> "Bilston 88" <bils...@bilston.com> wrote in message
He certainly seems to have one eye on her!

e e jedworth

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Sep 26, 2008, 10:22:36 PM9/26/08
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"Bilston 88" <bil...@bilston.com> wrote in
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That was so grate I want to tuch your wiley

solely for appreshative artistic porposes of corse

Riffyprime(oo)

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Sep 28, 2008, 6:04:52 AM9/28/08
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On Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:16:58 +0100, "Bilston 88" <bil...@bilston.com>
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no, seriously. fuck that nobhead.


Riffyprime(oo)

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Sep 28, 2008, 6:05:40 AM9/28/08
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Hey, fancy a shag ?


Dennis M. Hammes

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Sep 29, 2008, 7:18:03 AM9/29/08
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Riffyprime(oo) wrote:

Nah, guvnor, I prefers a cavendish.

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