i ejaculate, therefore, i am...
a man
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The Kinks
'Tired of Waiting For You'
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i'm back
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spent th day up th sunshine coast
cant say why
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fuck i was nicely looked after though
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pulled into a land rover dealers
on th way home
just as th army swept by
in three of th buggers
i dint know we had ninety;s here
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nice lookin beast
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speakin of which
i got a date with th hot redhead tomorrow night
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Simon & Garfunkel
'The Sound of Silence (Live)'
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yeah i know
well if u were a real witchdoctor
u;d date page three models too
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i avoid lookin at th piccies
she more fun to cart out in th flesh
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a bit up from fuckin th pub prickteaser
hey libby
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i was only pullin
one wheel wheelies on a sidecar
back then
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Trio
'Da Da Da'
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three wheels
yes
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1100 cc mad unicycle far as i'm concerned
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will i stick my gorgeous
monoshock suspension unicycle
in th surf
in th fuckin salt and sand
tomorrow
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i dunno
i hook up wi th bitch and i never know
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i mean that in th nicest possible way
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ya havent been in th surf for a while nippleclamp
catwmoman gunna make ya go out and play
but not in brizvegas tonight
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its
not more than 3 months since i had to clean salt off th uni
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Tool
'Aenema'
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do ya deserve it ?
cunt
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cricket bat to th face
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sorry
after i pull it out of yr arse
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the fucking public
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think i'll be a funny cunt and
run out into th surf and
takeout th clown
ridin a unicycle
in a foot and half deep of
white water
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learn to swim - lyric
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u wont ever swim again if
i fuckin catch u
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up and over th dry white sand
and i cant run over u on th unicycle
th water isnt safe
they call me
sharkie
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i'm a cunt
i am not
plsd to meet u
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just
tryin my attidude on psychic diary
if some cunt should run out into th surf
when th unicycle
on th fuckin edge
my surfie chick will laugh at ya cunt
+++
as i beat yr fuckin head in
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surf rage
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goin to th edge of th island
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actually
spent today on it too
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that was nrth
this is south
th smaller towns
luv the unicycle man more
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free accomodation and
th odd dusk bbq with three stunning chicks
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life begins after lunch
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Regurgitator
'Blubber Boy (Riding The Wave O'
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of fashion
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riding th wave
of th land
i am
the land surfer
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famous in these parts
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in south east queensland anyway
some of northen new south wales
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it;s a big country
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i only roam about
500 kilometres at present
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th unicycle man of brisbane
give it up
rock n roll paulie is dead
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he's fuckin stayin dead
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Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
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fine with me
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unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll
whiel singin on street corners
in the fortitude valley in brisbane
is for chicks
over rated
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a kiddies playground there now
th times th bars close their doors man is
fuckin disgraceful
+++
they close
their doors
not an entertainment precinct man
not even close
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heard about jerry seinfeld;s new movie
the bee movie
kuta smiled
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fuckin stingless honey bee religion
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harbringer of death
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my religion
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yeah babe
th hitman comin down for th night
satdy night
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waddya wanna get up to ?
.
.
.
ah fuck
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music
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take th guitar out of th car pirate jenny
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Will Smith
'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble'
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i dont sing anymore babe
in public
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damn u
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we goin as spectators
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Jewel
'015 Track 15'
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and sittin up th back
for th fresh air
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u know i;ll be half cut
with that many women around
still allergic to chicks
specially in numbers
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keep me out of that bitch;s pheremone trail
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u tell her too much
for an aspirant to
the head witch
+++
th other bitch left
+++
ran off with one of her boyfriends and
settled down
+++
so i fucked her for three yrs
so what
+++
i am th wizard
+++
she was fuckin half her female friends and
lustin after th other half
reminds me of kuta lady
in her prime
+++
cept morticia
was doin four guys as well
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i'd give er five mintues warning
i'm on th coast
waht ya up to
her girlfirends would tell me
who left and
got told a story
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th hot
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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
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redhead bein one of em
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i always liked it
when ya ditched th
safety
bicycle racer
to fuck the unicycle man
tickled me
+++
i had a better body
and a bigger dick
+++
and larger testicles
+++
i ride a man;s bike
+++
my ego not
undernourished
+++
only two weeks since my last
unicycle crash
goin over a skatebowl wall
+++
a month ago
i jumped over a wall
a bigger wall
down south
for th hot redhead and her firends
+++
it's living
+++
yr ex boyfriend is
still throwin his girlfirend at me
i couldnt say that
+++
not all he throwin at me
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spent too long background singin like a girl
+++
six yrs
+++
fuckin muso;s
at some stage
if th music has gelled
they'll try and lay ya
+++
we already shared an orgasm
live in th street
in frnt of twenty frenzied
eckied out dancin chicks
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Coldplay
'Yellow'
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damn few buskers
i sang with
could give this wellie
a couple
+++
who is a professional muso ?
wot a fuckin wanker
never made art for art's sake
in public
in his life
+++
wouldnt know it
if it hit im in th face
with a cricket bat
+++
yr a bitch melanie
just thought i'd throw that in
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sidin wi th council
+++
it had to be a dickless tracy
+++
had to stop singin bitch
th council banne dmy uniccyle
frm th malls
how i get there ?
+++
without bein comfortably numb
u and yrs
dont get to take those
twenty odd piccies ya took of me
doin pushups for ya
in th street
before ya'd release me
+++
dont stroke yr clitoris
while lookin at em bitch
i'm psychic enough to know
which u know
+++
my coven welcomes me home tomorrow
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Foo Fighters
'Learn To Fly'
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does she really want flying lessons
i could bring th young fella's
twenty inch wheel
+++
little prick wouldnt notice it went missing
like bart simpson
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rather ride a girls bike
a safety bicycle
fuckin pussie
+++
it got a diamond frame
read yr history cunt
+++
those guys
ridin
penny farthings
that made th first unicycles
spittin on u cunts
+++
from up high
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still
work out yr gearing
by the gearing of
the ordinary bicycle
[the classic penny farthing]
+++
fuckin pussies
got th hide to call a
fuckin safety bicycle
a fucking man;s bike
somebody has to pay
+++
how can a safety bicycle
be a
man;s
bike
i got real man;s syndrome
in th testicles
blue balls evry day
from th teasing bitches and
i dont agree
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Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
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stir th cunts till
soem cunt screams
i put shit on
motorized two wheelers
in th street
for ridin girls bikes
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that;s a fucking girls bike
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"with a stationary pump engine"
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oh ehllo black
"startin to sound liek me"
workin up to daylight surfing
on th beach
on a unicycle
th fuckwits ya meet man
+++
"there there pirate jenny"
+++
"wrse when ya start ridin inside th beach"
+++
"and catchin waves liek a real surfer"
punch u int h head liek a real fuckin surfer would
fordroppin in to his wave
and
an extra one or eighteen for
the fucking aggravation
+++
my attitude is loaded
and my twin brother
still vice president of a motorcycle club
"me"
"we share a head"
+++
no-one would take th presidency of th
wimps club as i recall
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but i've got th club helmet
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most of our names
scratched into it;s
face
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B-52's
'Rock Lobster'
+++
ya know mik
this came out about then
is wot we were listenin to at the farm
+++
usual psychic crap
+++
wot;s th prominent word on th back of my helmet mik ?
+++
no man
above where it says
we all like to be tight
+++
in fifty and one hundred years
every person you know will be dead
including you
so why worry
why hurry
take it easy
relax
take a load off
your mind
live and let die
+++
no not that bit
but yeah
+++
i wrote that
+++
i came
i saw
she conquered
+++
i thought this was a motorcycle helmet
wasnt i a one percenter back then ?
+++
dirty little murderers boy
"here"
yep
that's me
+++
two fat cunt
life ben it crew
fuckin each other to
life be in it
+++
life, be out of it
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Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
+++
more drugs over here...
thang ya cunt
move faster hand
or i get th throwing axe
.
.
.
yr a bunch of weak cunts
and u know it
bow yr fuckin heads in shame
.
.
.
i ejaculate therefore i am
.
.
.
a man
:::
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
the adventures of th land surfer
is no longer faithfully copied up to blogspot
the www only getting about 33% of th stream
from the oracle of kuta...
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p.s.
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The Butterfly Effect
'The Cell'
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