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May 18, 2007, 6:15:42 AM5/18/07
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:45:29]
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The Kinks
'Tired of Waiting For You'
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i'm back

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spent th day up th sunshine coast

cant say why

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fuck i was nicely looked after though

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pulled into a land rover dealers
on th way home

just as th army swept by
in three of th buggers

i dint know we had ninety;s here

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nice lookin beast

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speakin of which
i got a date with th hot redhead tomorrow night

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:48:14]
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Simon & Garfunkel
'The Sound of Silence (Live)'
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yeah i know
well if u were a real witchdoctor
u;d date page three models too

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i avoid lookin at th piccies

she more fun to cart out in th flesh

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a bit up from fuckin th pub prickteaser

hey libby

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i was only pullin
one wheel wheelies on a sidecar

back then

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:51:21]
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Trio
'Da Da Da'
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three wheels
yes

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1100 cc mad unicycle far as i'm concerned

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will i stick my gorgeous
monoshock suspension unicycle

in th surf

in th fuckin salt and sand

tomorrow


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i dunno
i hook up wi th bitch and i never know

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i mean that in th nicest possible way

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ya havent been in th surf for a while nippleclamp

catwmoman gunna make ya go out and play


but not in brizvegas tonight

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its

not more than 3 months since i had to clean salt off th uni

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:54:40]
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Tool
'Aenema'
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do ya deserve it ?


cunt

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cricket bat to th face

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sorry

after i pull it out of yr arse

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the fucking public

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think i'll be a funny cunt and
run out into th surf and

takeout th clown

ridin a unicycle


in a foot and half deep of
white water

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learn to swim - lyric

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u wont ever swim again if

i fuckin catch u

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up and over th dry white sand

and i cant run over u on th unicycle


th water isnt safe


they call me

sharkie

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i'm a cunt
i am not

plsd to meet u

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just
tryin my attidude on psychic diary

if some cunt should run out into th surf

when th unicycle

on th fuckin edge


my surfie chick will laugh at ya cunt

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as i beat yr fuckin head in

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surf rage

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goin to th edge of th island

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actually
spent today on it too

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that was nrth
this is south

th smaller towns
luv the unicycle man more

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free accomodation and


th odd dusk bbq with three stunning chicks

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life begins after lunch

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:01:33]
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Regurgitator
'Blubber Boy (Riding The Wave O'
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of fashion

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riding th wave


of th land

i am

the land surfer

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famous in these parts

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in south east queensland anyway


some of northen new south wales

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it;s a big country

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i only roam about

500 kilometres at present

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th unicycle man of brisbane


give it up

rock n roll paulie is dead

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he's fuckin stayin dead

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Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
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fine with me

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unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll
whiel singin on street corners

in the fortitude valley in brisbane
is for chicks

over rated

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a kiddies playground there now

th times th bars close their doors man is

fuckin disgraceful

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they close

their doors


not an entertainment precinct man


not even close

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heard about jerry seinfeld;s new movie

the bee movie


kuta smiled

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fuckin stingless honey bee religion


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harbringer of death

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my religion

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yeah babe
th hitman comin down for th night

satdy night

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waddya wanna get up to ?

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.
.

ah fuck

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music

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take th guitar out of th car pirate jenny

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Will Smith
'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble'
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i dont sing anymore babe

in public

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damn u

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we goin as spectators

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Jewel
'015 Track 15'
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and sittin up th back

for th fresh air

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u know i;ll be half cut
with that many women around

still allergic to chicks
specially in numbers

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keep me out of that bitch;s pheremone trail

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u tell her too much

for an aspirant to

the head witch

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th other bitch left

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ran off with one of her boyfriends and


settled down

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so i fucked her for three yrs

so what

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i am th wizard

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she was fuckin half her female friends and
lustin after th other half

reminds me of kuta lady
in her prime

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cept morticia
was doin four guys as well


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i'd give er five mintues warning


i'm on th coast


waht ya up to

her girlfirends would tell me
who left and


got told a story

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th hot

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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
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redhead bein one of em

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i always liked it
when ya ditched th

safety
bicycle racer


to fuck the unicycle man

tickled me

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i had a better body


and a bigger dick

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and larger testicles

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i ride a man;s bike

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my ego not

undernourished

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only two weeks since my last
unicycle crash

goin over a skatebowl wall

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a month ago
i jumped over a wall

a bigger wall


down south


for th hot redhead and her firends

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it's living

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yr ex boyfriend is
still throwin his girlfirend at me


i couldnt say that

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not all he throwin at me

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spent too long background singin like a girl

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six yrs

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fuckin muso;s

at some stage


if th music has gelled

they'll try and lay ya

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we already shared an orgasm
live in th street

in frnt of twenty frenzied
eckied out dancin chicks

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Coldplay
'Yellow'
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damn few buskers
i sang with

could give this wellie


a couple

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who is a professional muso ?

wot a fuckin wanker


never made art for art's sake

in public


in his life

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wouldnt know it

if it hit im in th face

with a cricket bat

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yr a bitch melanie


just thought i'd throw that in

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sidin wi th council

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it had to be a dickless tracy

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had to stop singin bitch

th council banne dmy uniccyle
frm th malls


how i get there ?

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without bein comfortably numb
u and yrs

dont get to take those

twenty odd piccies ya took of me

doin pushups for ya
in th street

before ya'd release me

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dont stroke yr clitoris


while lookin at em bitch

i'm psychic enough to know


which u know

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my coven welcomes me home tomorrow

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Foo Fighters
'Learn To Fly'
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does she really want flying lessons

i could bring th young fella's

twenty inch wheel

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little prick wouldnt notice it went missing

like bart simpson

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rather ride a girls bike

a safety bicycle


fuckin pussie

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it got a diamond frame

read yr history cunt

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those guys

ridin
penny farthings

that made th first unicycles

spittin on u cunts

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from up high

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still
work out yr gearing

by the gearing of
the ordinary bicycle

[the classic penny farthing]

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fuckin pussies

got th hide to call a


fuckin safety bicycle

a fucking man;s bike


somebody has to pay

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how can a safety bicycle
be a

man;s
bike

i got real man;s syndrome

in th testicles


blue balls evry day


from th teasing bitches and

i dont agree

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Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
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stir th cunts till
soem cunt screams


i put shit on
motorized two wheelers

in th street
for ridin girls bikes

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that;s a fucking girls bike

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"with a stationary pump engine"

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oh ehllo black

"startin to sound liek me"


workin up to daylight surfing
on th beach

on a unicycle

th fuckwits ya meet man

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"there there pirate jenny"

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"wrse when ya start ridin inside th beach"

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"and catchin waves liek a real surfer"


punch u int h head liek a real fuckin surfer would
fordroppin in to his wave
and

an extra one or eighteen for


the fucking aggravation

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my attitude is loaded
and my twin brother

still vice president of a motorcycle club
"me"


"we share a head"

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no-one would take th presidency of th
wimps club as i recall

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but i've got th club helmet

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most of our names
scratched into it;s


face

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B-52's
'Rock Lobster'
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ya know mik
this came out about then

is wot we were listenin to at the farm

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usual psychic crap

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wot;s th prominent word on th back of my helmet mik ?

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no man
above where it says

we all like to be tight

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in fifty and one hundred years
every person you know will be dead
including you
so why worry
why hurry
take it easy
relax
take a load off
your mind

live and let die

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no not that bit


but yeah

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i wrote that


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i came

i saw


she conquered

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i thought this was a motorcycle helmet

wasnt i a one percenter back then ?

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dirty little murderers boy

"here"


yep

that's me

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two fat cunt
life ben it crew

fuckin each other to

life be in it

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life, be out of it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:41:07]
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Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
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more drugs over here...

thang ya cunt


move faster hand

or i get th throwing axe

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yr a bunch of weak cunts

and u know it


bow yr fuckin heads in shame

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i ejaculate therefore i am
.
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a man

:::

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"

the adventures of th land surfer

is no longer faithfully copied up to blogspot


the www only getting about 33% of th stream


from the oracle of kuta...
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p.s.

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:43:11]
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The Butterfly Effect
'The Cell'
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