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C:\HTTP\\CLEVER.NET\QMS\QTOFT> GET INDEX.HTM
Bad command or file name
C:\HTTP\\CLEVER.NET\QMS\QTOFT> _
;)
>As I typed this the radio, on which my father was listening to a
>sportscast, started playing a commercial for The Internet and other
>Microsoft products. (Yes, it implied that the Internet is a Microsoft
>product.) It's all downhill from here.
Argh.
angry_rant {
While browsing my httpd logs, I noticed the User-Agent field MSIE sends in
its infinite wisdom. ARGH. Do the guys at Micro$oft break standards just
have broken standards?
"Mozilla/1.22 (compatible; MSIE 2.0; Windows 95)". Really. Now User-Agent is
broken, anon FTP passwords are broken, much of HTML is broken; what next?
Sometimes I think Njetscape and Micro$oft are intentionally trying to
destroy the net.
}
(Sorry. I'm too tired. But the net would be a much better place without
Njetscape, M$, or the never-ending September.)
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*evil grin*
how about this one? makes me a geek to think this...
s/\\/\//
anyone getting that is a serious geek... :p
maybe i make a program out from that and run it from a cron on "my"
web server and fix client's html files "on the fly"... then i also
could make another proggie that would rename their .htm files to
.html... ofcourse, then they could not _update_ their web pages via
ftp...
*bofh grin*
damn, i knew learning perl will pay back one day... just _think_ all
those tricks i can do now...
*wonders what "his" clients would do if he'd make a script that would
intentionally break every incoming alt.binaries article*
see? i'm all possessive already... "my" servers... "my" clients... as
if i'd own them, while i dont... except being their best friend, but
only when _i_ choose to...
mickey
:P But you forgot the 'g' at the end (if it was supposed to be sed)...
>maybe i make a program out from that and run it from a cron on "my"
>web server and fix client's html files "on the fly"... then i also
>could make another proggie that would rename their .htm files to
>.html... ofcourse, then they could not _update_ their web pages via
>ftp...
>
>*bofh grin*
*laugh* (So, how long until you start reading bofh.* and asr?)
One thing you could do is automatic HTML validation of your clients' pages
-- run new pages through a validator and mail a warning to the author of the
page (or to you) if it doesn't validate properly... (There should be lots of
free HTML validator scripts around, in addition to the web sites that do it
for you.) Then again, a strict validator would probably reject (or at least
warn of) around 90% of pages produced with a `WYSIWYG HTML editor'... ;)
>damn, i knew learning perl will pay back one day... just _think_ all
>those tricks i can do now...
:)
I'm still recovering from today's 3.5 hours of Scheme assignments. ;) Well,
they weren't too difficult...
wasnt sed, it was the perl way(tm)...
>>*bofh grin*
>*laugh* (So, how long until you start reading bofh.* and asr?)
dunno... i guess i gotta subscribe a.s.r too...
>One thing you could do is automatic HTML validation of your clients' pages
naah... why would i? it's free world, and they are exploder/nutscape people
anyway...
>-=- Rjs -=- r...@spider.compart.fi, r...@lloke.dna.fi
mickey
Public service... It could be helpful to them, especially if they want their
pages to be viewable by non-Mozillaers. I can imagine a Lynx/Mosaic/etc.
user mailing them a mail saying something like "your pages are broken!" or
"your pages look awful!" and your client is left wondering what's wrong...
I mean, the clients should at least know if their pages aren't displayed
properly on non-Mozilla browsers... Freedom implies responsibility, and one
should (note, should, not must) know what one is doing...
(Mozilla := Nutscape + M$IE. Since both of them call themselves Mozilla, I
shall call both of them Mozilla. *evil grin*)
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-=- Rjs -=- r...@spider.compart.fi, r...@lloke.dna.fi
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places;
but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now
mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Jerry Linnins
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========================================================
PARADIGM WORKS...Because it IS the Thought That Counts!
========================================================
Web Site: http://www.wco.com/~linnins/paradigm.htm
but would i want to _help_ nut/exp people? me, the bofh. *evil grin*
[what? your file got deleted... well, let me help you...
'su luser -c "rm -rf ~/*"' now, you just lost most of the other
files too... ou dont miss the one list file anymore as much do you?]
except, i refuse to hand out shell accounts. :p
>-=- Rjs -=- r...@spider.compart.fi, r...@lloke.dna.fi
mickey
yes, true.
>s!\\!/!
>and that you can use that saved character to write
>s!\\!/!g
gee... :p _geek_!!!
>>.html... ofcourse, then they could not _update_ their web pages via
>That's funny, I never have trouble updating MY *.html pages by FTP...
using which os?
>and besides, if you rename the Windows lusers' pages to *.html, we
>won't be able to recognize and avoid them as easily.
true. reminds me... where's dave's page? i wanted to crash a machine the
other day with it, and it was gone... =(
gladly, i have the page source saved somewhere...
mickey
> but would i want to _help_ nut/exp people? me, the bofh. *evil grin*
*cough cough* *cough cough cough*
*Wendy falls on the floor in a coughing fit*
> mickey
~Wendy
--
got sheep?
yes?
>~Wendy
>got sheep?
no, thank god. i dont do those.
mickey