ON THIS DATE IN HYSTERECTOMY . . .

[loose_c...@hotmail.com]

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Ed Conrad was pestered by his legion of fans as
he signed autographs at Walmart earlier today
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Today was NOT an International Day of Joy but it damn well should have
been.
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April 29, after all, is the birthday of Ed Conrad who ranks right up
there with Galileo and Copernicus as the greatest scientists in the
history of History.
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Actually, Ed is ranked a wee bit higher than the other two.
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Professor Conrad, you see, has provided us with the truth about our
origin and ancestry -- that we AREN'T descendants of prehistoric
lemurs or monkeys because, hell, it is now proven fact that our
ancestors inhabited the earth long before those creatures were even a
glint in the Creator's eye.
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Please rip up this picture -- of what you thought were your most
remote ancestors -- from your genealogy photo album and promptly flush
it down the toilet.
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These chimpanzees certainly can't be your ancestors if the following
fossils -- all petrified -- were discovered between 280-million-year-
old coal veins -- which they were.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.
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A TIBIA . . .
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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WHEN ONE PHOTO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Ed Conrad . . . who also gave us
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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