CONSPIRACY RACE HEATING UP

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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Rueters) --
Folks around the world are already telling
us what they consider the worst conspiracy
in recent memory.
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And. so far, the winner is . . .
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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It has gotten off to a flying start in the
balloting that is expected to get more votes
than President Obama and Mitt Romney
combined in the General Election Nov. 6.
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST, after just one
day, has 14,654 votes compared to second-
lace OH, NO! NOT 911 ALL OVER AGAIN
with 8,685 and YES, VIRGINIA, SOME
DOGS "DO" SPEAK ENGLISH with 2,082
but apparently coming on fast.
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CANCER-CURE CONSPIRACY is in the
basement with only 476.
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< VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN
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vote.now.or.forever.hold.your.peice...@hotmail.com
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EARLIER STORY
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JUST WHAT IS OUR WORST CONSPIRACY?

With the sentencing of Jerry Sandusky to at least 30 years
in The Slammer, the only remaining question is:
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What's the GREATEST CONSPIRACY (and cover-up) in your memory?
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Your vote is welcome and appreciated.
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Check your Top Three preferences.
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Every vote will be counted by Ed Conrad, who told Bill O'Reilly
of Fox News that the final results will be announced on
Christmas Eve (unless, of course, there's a blizzard).
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The nomnees are:
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____ OH, NO! 911 ALL OVER AGAIN
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https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military...
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_____ WHO KILLED JFK?
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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_____ MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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_____ GERRY SANDUSKY SEXCAPADES AND COVER-UP
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http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
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_____ MOONED OVER MIAMI
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread...
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_____ WAS JESUS MARRIED AND HAVE LOTS OF KIDS?
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread...
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_____ DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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http: //www.edconrad.org
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_____ THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad...
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___ YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "DO" SPEAK ENGLISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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