Looking for old joke with punchline: "Chips Ahoy!!!"

[Bryan Scholtes]

What joke ends with the punchline "chips ahoy"?

I remember it from about 10 years ago. I laughed so hard, but now I
can't remember what the rest of the joke was!

Can anyone help?

[Phil L]

Is this it?:

The Top 15 Greatest Stoner Inventions

15. Caramel Toothpaste
13. Combination Salad Shooter/De-Seeder
12. Automatic Coats-Anything-With-Peanut-Butter Machine
11. Supply-Side Economics
10. "Waitin' For My F***ing Ham" Kitchen Timer
9. "You don't get it, man? It's like a fork *and* a spoon! A 'Foon'!"
8. Binaca-Flavored Visine
7. A TV set with a Teletubby in its middle.
6. The NASA Channel
4. Barbie Dream House Smoke Alarm
3. Iron-On Tattoos
2. The Mood Thong

and the Number 1 Greatest Stoner Invention...

1. "Chips Ahoy. Chipsahoy. No, wait. Chip Sahoy. Hee hee. Chipsahoy! Oh,
man."

taken from http://jimschrempp.com/jokes1.htm

Although I don't find it remotely amusing because most of those things don't
make any kind of sense to an Englishman, and numbers 14 and 5 are missing,
presumed dead.

--
Phil L
RSRL Tipster Of The Year 2008