Singing Blowjob
Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell
small sign in the window of a local massage parlour--"Singing Blowjobs
$20.00". The man is intrigued, but being the shy type can't bring himself
to go
inside. Every day, he passed the same parlour, and each day the intrigue of
a "singing blowjob" haunted him more.
Finally, after about a month, the man couldn't take it anymore. He had to
find out just what a "singing blowjob" was. So on his way home from work
the next day, he stepped inside the parlour and requested a "singing
blowjob"
The woman behind the desk gave him a rather odd look, but then smiled and
led him into a back room. It was pitch black--no windows or light fixtures
to illuminate to darkened room. The man was starting to get nervous until
he felt his pants being undone and a warm wetness encompassing his penis.
While this was going on, he heard a female voice singing a beautiful aria.
Although still nervous about the dark room, gradually the man relaxed and
began to truly enjoy the experience. After about 10 minutes or so, it was
all finished. The man was led out of the room and back into the front of
the store. Smiling rather sheepishly, the man paid his twenty dollars and
left.
But on the way home, the man was haunted by a new mystery--why was the room
darkened? Who was the woman singing the beautiful aria? As he laid in
bed, he puzzled over this new enigma until he finally drifted away to sleep.
The next day, he was determined to find out what was really going on in that
darkened room. Once again, he went to the massage parlour, but this time he
smuggled in a flashlight under his shirt. Once again, the man was led into
the dark room. As before, he could see nothing, but felt his pants being
undone and the following pleasurable sensations. Once again, he heard a
magnificent female voice singing a beautiful melody. Determined to see what
was going on, the man quietly pulled out his flashlight. Shining down onto
his crotch, he saw the top of a head bobbing up and down. Nothing unusual
there. Next, he shined the flashlight around the room. The walls were
completely bare. The man didn't see anybody else visible in the room yet.
He
frowned. Looking around further, he discovered the only other object in the
room: a simple table. On the table, a glass jar, seemingly filled with
water. The man frowned again. He scanned the room again, but still didn't
see anybody else in the room. He turned the flashlight back on the jar.
Wait..something was floating in the jar. Straining his eyes, the man tried
to make out what it was. Suddenly, the man realised what it was. Floating
in the glass jar on the table in the darkened room: a glass eye.
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"Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" <cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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: One day a man was walking home from work. While doing so, he noticed a
:
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Philip White
would anyone care to explain it for me? :) Thanks.
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If she was singing at the same time, she wasn't pleasuring him with her
mouth, was she? So what was it with, then?
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"Philip White" <pmwhit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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: I don't consider myself dumb, but I didn't understand this joke...
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She had those real pretty "come fuck me eyes"
"Tony Turner" <to...@sci.net.au> wrote in message
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: Hint: As he left, she said " Come again. I'll keep an eye out for you.
:
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Craig Bennett
<cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>water. The man frowned again. He scanned the room again, but still didn't
>see anybody else in the room. He turned the flashlight back on the jar.
>Wait..something was floating in the jar. Straining his eyes, the man tried
>to make out what it was. Suddenly, the man realised what it was. Floating
>in the glass jar on the table in the darkened room: a glass eye.
>
Now is this a joke or an urban legend?
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Craig Bennett wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Mar 2001 15:00:24 -0000, "Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell"
> <cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >water. The man frowned again. He scanned the room again, but still didn't
> >see anybody else in the room. He turned the flashlight back on the jar.
> >Wait..something was floating in the jar. Straining his eyes, the man tried
> >to make out what it was. Suddenly, the man realised what it was. Floating
> >in the glass jar on the table in the darkened room: a glass eye.
> >
>
> Now is this a joke or an urban legend?
>
Urban legend. I knew her when she was just starting out. She'd frequent bars,
approaching patrons with "Hi there, fella. Would you like me to wink you off
for a dollar?"
M
Althea Tan
doubt, but funny.
"Daniel Fragar" <d.fr...@student.unsw.edu.au> wrote in message
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erasmusderby
She has no eye ball in her one eye socket. She isnt giving him a bj with her
mouth becasue she is singing! Which leaves only one other hole in her
face.......?
Mark®
erasmu...@freemail.absa.co.za wrote on 3/22/01 10:49 AM:
So she was using her ears then?!
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"erasmusderby" <erasmu...@freemail.absa.co.za> wrote in message
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> To those of a lower intelligence....
>
> She has no eye ball in her one eye socket. She isnt giving him a bj
with her
> mouth becasue she is singing! Which leaves only one other hole in
her
> face.......?
You could say she always kept her eye out for a quick buck 8-(/)
Greg Evans
> > She has no eye ball in her one eye socket. She isnt giving him a
> > bj with her mouth becasue she is singing! Which leaves only one
> > other hole in her face.......?
>
> You could say she always kept her eye out for a quick buck 8-(/)
In fact, she's so focused on money that she's lost her perspective!
James
tommy_k wrote in message ...
JaR
the eye socket and the brain save a few fibral spindles of optical
nerve......
yummy
Greg Evans wrote in message ...
TSSK
"tommy_k" <tommy...@ntlworld.ie> wrote in message
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...is what happens when you belong to a set...
...a socket set...
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"JaR" <jar...@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
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: Note the warm wetnass that encompassed his *ahem*. There is nothing
: >
: >
:
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Socrates
viestissä:3ABA4928...@freemail.absa.co.za...
> To those of a lower intelligence....
>
> She has no eye ball in her one eye socket. She isnt giving him a bj with
her
> mouth becasue she is singing! Which leaves only one other hole in her
> face.......?
A nostril...?
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Socrates
>
> She has no eye ball in her one eye socket. She isnt giving him a bj with
her
> mouth becasue she is singing! Which leaves only one other hole in her
> face.......?
A nostril...?
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Wickeed!!
Greg Evans
then wrote:
Yes indeed, it's quite likely she has two nostrils!
Socrates
viestissä:cBJv6.43495$Q47.11...@news1.rdc1.tn.home.com...
> Socrates wrote:
> > A nostril...?
>
> then wrote:
> > A nostril...?
>
> Yes indeed, it's quite likely she has two nostrils!
Except if the other one got torn off in a weird car accident.
- Jamie
Strange, I'm sure I only posted it once...
Strange, I'm sure I only posted it once...
RMG
"Socrates" <sokeroi...@luukku.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeed!!
That'd be a tight fit. Brings tears to my eye! :-)
JaR
Can we please never again mention eye-related blow jobs?
LOL
Thanx
ps - mouth related is fine.
JaR
Greg Evans
> Can we please never again mention eye-related blow jobs?
> ps - mouth related is fine.
My eye is related to my mouth, in that they're both on my face. Does that
count?
David Milne
At least it would clear her sinuses...I think...
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>
> Can we please never again mention eye-related blow jobs?
> LOL
Well, REM suddenly gets a whole (or hole <g>) new perspective...
> Thanx
> ps - mouth related is fine.
Fine... ugLeigh, give JaR a blowjob please...
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Socrates
>
> Can we please never again mention eye-related blow jobs?
> LOL
What about nose-related? Or ear?
- Jamie
Or navel?
Greg Evans
> > Can we please never again mention eye-related blow jobs?
> > LOL
>
> What about nose-related? Or ear?
> Or navel?
We may be deducing more about your sex life than you intended.
Greg
and way more than we wanted to know
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i want to know dipshit!
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