12 Days of Christmas - the X-Files version

[Mr Funny Bone]

On the first day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"A plane fell over like a tree."

On the second day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the third day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the fourth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the fifth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the sixth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the seventh day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the eighth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Eight media diversions,
seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the ninth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Nine terrorist nations,
eight media diversions,
seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the tenth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Ten missile stories,
nine terrorist nations,
eight media diversions,
seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the eleventh day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Eleven dogs a sniffing,
ten missile stories,
nine terrorist nations,
eight media diversions,
seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

On the twelfth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
"Twelve governmental cover-ups,
eleven dogs a sniffing,
ten missile stories,
nine terrorist nations,
eight media diversions,
seven presidential visits,
six moms a weeping,
five story changes,
four pieces of wreckage,
three trace chemicals,
two radar objects,
and a plane that fell over like a tree."

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