Play-With-Words

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Play-With-Words
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The Skunks
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Animal control was hunting the family of skunks living in an attic
(for capture and release in the wild). When the fight or flight
response kicked in, the religious mama skunk quietly said, . . .
"Children, let us spray."

The New Church
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A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old
pipe organ from to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that
was completed successfully. The local news heralded, . . . "St. Paul
Completes Organ Transplant."

The Will
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A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious
enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyer's office, he
threw his will on the table and said, . . ."This needs an heircut."

The Bank
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The new bank didn't have enough funds to construct a safe place to
keep it's money. Until it had accumulated the necessary funds, it used
a temporary storage location and . . . took out no-vault insurance.

The Butcher
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A man walks into a butcher shop and orders a pound of sausages.
The butcher prepares the order, then says, "I bet you the price of
those sausages that you can't get those pieces of meat down off the
shelf behind me."
The man regards the shelf carefully, then says: "I'm not betting..
. . The steaks are too high".

Fishing
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I have just been thinking about the all times I used to spend
fishing. A favorite technique was to find a nice tall Ponderosa at the
edge of a stream. I would sit down in the shade in front of it and
cast my line into one little eddy after another. I really enjoyed ...
those days of casting swirls before pine.