Some Michael Jackson jokes
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A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic
surgery on his pecker.
Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy
won't fit anymore.
Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender
entirely.
Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person,
now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down
the road?
A: "I'll be there!"
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the
names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul
music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in
front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael
Jackson.