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JOHN P STROMBERGER

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Jul 31, 2002, 4:30:16 PM7/31/02
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Let me here some original ones.

..long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
..Christian Scientist with a severed artery
..whore in church

Harvey V

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Jul 31, 2002, 6:07:28 PM7/31/02
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I espied that on 31 Jul 2002, "JOHN P STROMBERGER"
<kiss...@prodigy.net> wrote:

> Let me here some original ones.
>
> ..long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
> ..Christian Scientist with a severed artery

I first heard that one as "...with appendicitis".

How about....

...a smoker in a California restaurant.

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Cheers,
Harvey

DJP

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Jul 31, 2002, 7:11:54 PM7/31/02
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> ..Christian Scientist with a severed artery

How does that work? Why would a 'christian' scientist worry?

(hides under rug)


DJP

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Jul 31, 2002, 7:16:58 PM7/31/02
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> > ..Christian Scientist with a severed artery
>
> How does that work? Why would a 'christian' scientist worry?
>
> (hides under rug)


And as I might add:

...newbie in a news group (though I aint a newbie *strut, strut, strut*)
...bumblebee trapped inside the bug zapper


JOHN P STROMBERGER

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Jul 31, 2002, 10:04:54 PM7/31/02
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Well, Christian Scientists are a cult/religion that don't believe in going
to doctors.

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TWD

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Aug 2, 2002, 12:01:16 AM8/2/02
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I'm as nervous as a ...

blind man in a fish market
5yr old boy in the Catholic church
straight man in a gay bar
passenger on Delta
white man in Harlem
vibrator salesman at airport security


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stron...@gmail.com

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Jun 2, 2018, 7:37:20 PM6/2/18
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I’m as nervous as a pregnant Nun.

jamescgi...@gmail.com

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Apr 1, 2019, 4:29:15 PM4/1/19
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Nervous as a baby in a tittie bar.

Chloe Corcoran

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Oct 11, 2020, 2:17:14 PM10/11/20
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Nervous as a witch in Salem, MA

Bruno

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Oct 16, 2020, 4:26:20 PM10/16/20
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On 2020-10-11, Chloe Corcoran <chloeco...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Nervous as a witch in Salem, MA
Nervous as an imposter in Among Us.

Dan Aronson

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Apr 20, 2021, 3:37:08 PM4/20/21
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As nervous as a busboy at an ICE convention.
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