Shit the most versatile word !!
The Ultimate
Language
Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in
shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't
give a shit.
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I
do
Give
A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head
...Well...shit happens.
P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not a
religious man because he makes no reference to the existence of "Holy Shit".
HOPE YOU"RE HAVING GOOD DAY!!
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William Boyd
You forgot one
Shit, Shit.
Pollywolly
Steve
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MosZibby
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"Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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: Stop it stop it stop it stop it - Colin will get all excited.
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:
Why?.... I've seen plenty of indian food dishes
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> "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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> : Stop it stop it stop it stop it - Colin will get all excited.
> :
> :
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> Why?.... I've seen plenty of indian food dishes
You always get excited when someone says shit.
Chris Cane
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Night_Seer
kicking son of a gun!
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Justin Mahn
What about...mother fucking, donkey sucking, pussy licking, pimp slapping,
bitch kicking, ass reaming son of a fungus infected two dollar whore!
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