Need jokes for a colleague leaving job
ngr
leaving next week
Can anyone oblige?
moghouse
Maybe, if you tell us a bit about him. Like what does he do and why is
he leaving?
tictac
Öthe oil rig worker?Ö left the jobÖ because it was boring?
Öthe refuse collector?Ö thought the job was rubbish?
Öthe doctor?Ö got sick of it?
Öcabinet maker?Ö the job went against the grain?
Öthe butcher?Ö got the chop?
Ögastroenterologist?Ö couldnít stomach it?
Öthe worker in the juice-making factory?Ö just couldnít concentrate! (think
about it!)
Öthe cardiologist?Ö heart wasnít in it!
Öminer?Ö thought it was the pits!
Öthe clairvoyant?Ö couldnít see any future in it!
Ö the crime novelist?Ö lost the plot!
Öpharmacist?Ö couldnít bottle it!
Öthe car mechanic?Ö jacked it in!
Öthe meteorologist?Ö job was too unpredictable, so he stormed out!
Öthe paratrooper?Ö got the push!
Öthe optician? Öcouldnít see eye to eye with the clients
Öthe wine taster?Ö just couldnít swallow it!
Öthe teacher?Ö was out of his class!
Öthe baker?Öwasnít enough dough in it for her!
Öthe caged bird breeder?Ö got caught with his hand in the Trill! *groan!*
tictac
"Maturity leave."
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I
couldn't work under those demanding conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as
cockroaches."
"They made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous jobs."
"I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and
absolutely nothing."