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Tina Lee

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:45:18 AM11/18/09
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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the
problem.
The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo
administrators noticed Paul, an employee responsible for cleaning the
animals’ cages. Paul, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to
satisfy any female, but he wasn’t very bright. So, the zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution. Paul was
approached
with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five
hundred bucks? Paul showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, Paul announced
that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want
nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union.”


The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.


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