Spooky Sex

RanDog

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Oct 11, 2006, 9:43:34 AM10/11/06

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In a previous thread, Donald McGill and I collaborated to create:

> There once was a lady called Most
> Who went down on a randy old ghost
> The spook had a spasm
> And shot ectoplasm
> All over the face of his host
>
> Fellating this lecherous spirit,
> Miss Most thought, "There's no need to fear it
> When wraith-wells orgasmic
> Yield thick ectoplasmic
> Soul-slime. I'll just slurp, swill and smear it."

As Halloween approaches, I'd like to further celebrate ghostly delights
with:

A hooker named Trixie makes light
Of phantoms and Halloween fright.
She turns tricks for treats
With spooks that she meets
As crotches go bump in the night.

SFA

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Oct 11, 2006, 6:40:25 PM10/11/06

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A beautiful banshee named Jools
Declared that all phantoms are fools
But still can't resist
the thrust of their fist
Nor even the taste of their tools
--
SFA <yes, Jools really IS a name>

DonaldMcGill

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Oct 12, 2006, 5:56:50 AM10/12/06

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SFA wrote:

> On 11 Oct 2006 06:43:34 -0700, RanDog wrote:
>
> > In a previous thread, Donald McGill and I collaborated to create:
> >
> >> There once was a lady called Most
> >> Who went down on a randy old ghost
> >> The spook had a spasm
> >> And shot ectoplasm
> >> All over the face of his host
> >>
> >> Fellating this lecherous spirit,
> >> Miss Most thought, "There's no need to fear it
> >> When wraith-wells orgasmic
> >> Yield thick ectoplasmic
> >> Soul-slime. I'll just slurp, swill and smear it."
> >
> > As Halloween approaches, I'd like to further celebrate ghostly delights
> > with:
> >
> > A hooker named Trixie makes light
> > Of phantoms and Halloween fright.
> > She turns tricks for treats
> > With spooks that she meets
> > As crotches go bump in the night.

With lim'ricks it seems you are able
To write us all under the table

"She turns tricks for treats"

That nigh on near beats
The one 'bout the vampire called Mable

> A beautiful banshee named Jools
> Declared that all phantoms are fools
> But still can't resist
> the thrust of their fist
> Nor even the taste of their tools
>

Beautiful banshees and ghouls
Declare that all phantoms are fools

But still can't resist

The thrust of their fist

Nor even the taste of their tools

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RanDog

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Oct 12, 2006, 2:59:35 PM10/12/06

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Frank and Donald tried mightly to make something substantial out of the
incorporeal when they shot their pasty wads:

Annette thought a burly phantasm
Could bring an unearthly orgasm.
But, feeling no flesh
When trying to mesh,
She felt neither shudder nor spasm.

Instead, just to tease him, she flaunted
Her goods to the spirit who haunted
The four-poster bed.
His shadowy *head*
Made carnal advances unwanted.

The spook wanted into her pants
But hadn't a ghost of a chance.
Without an emission,
His tall apparition
Just faded when she craved romance.

The devil incarnate might rouse 'er
If packing some meat in his trouser.
But spiritual trysts
Are crossed off her lists
Since wraiths lack a woody which wows 'er.

RanDog

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Oct 13, 2006, 2:33:43 PM10/13/06

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SFA shot this pasty wad:

Unlike Jools, Clarice found something she wished she had resisted:

Clarice liked a silver-tongued spectre
Who promised he'd sup on her nectar.
But as she got moister,
He chewed on her oyster
Just like he was Hannibal Lecter.

RanDog

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Oct 18, 2006, 4:10:56 PM10/18/06

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I splattered this pasty wad detailing Annette's frustrations. These
were not shared by Molly:

Said Molly just after she found
A zombie fresh out of the ground,
"His flesh may be rotten,
But, still, he has gotten
A woody my slit fits around."