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Observer
Mar 4, 2017, 7:35:30 PM3/4/17
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This group is now in a death dive,
Like me, it's just barely alive,
And sans a lim fix,
I sadly predicts
That it will no longer survive.
Observer
Like me, it's just barely alive,
And sans a lim fix,
I sadly predicts
That it will no longer survive.
Observer
Cybe R. Wizard
Mar 4, 2017, 9:27:54 PM3/4/17
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most folks here took it on the lam,
but still a few read
and post when some heed,
and one of those is what I am.
Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"
Deadpan Dave
Mar 9, 2017, 5:35:13 PM3/9/17
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As civilization's got worse.
But I still have a need
To peruse and to read
Rhyming lines about actions perverse.
Turbeau
Jul 22, 2017, 9:09:19 PM7/22/17
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Belated, I just saw your post
And yes Sir, this group is now toast
I visit sometimes
To cringe at my rhymes
Then back to the life of a ghost
--
SFA (the new generation is only into sexting and selfies now)
And yes Sir, this group is now toast
I visit sometimes
To cringe at my rhymes
Then back to the life of a ghost
--
SFA (the new generation is only into sexting and selfies now)
Turbeau
Jul 22, 2017, 9:32:29 PM7/22/17
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What memories I have of this place
Where limericks were so in my face
But sadly, of late
My battle with fate
Has left me somewhat off the pace
--
SFA (great to see some of you guys are still out here)
Where limericks were so in my face
But sadly, of late
My battle with fate
Has left me somewhat off the pace
--
SFA (great to see some of you guys are still out here)
N
Jul 23, 2017, 7:10:44 AM7/23/17
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and still feel in shock that I missed
years of jokes quite obscene
which many people have seen
though non-natives barely get the gist.
susanarden
Jul 24, 2017, 9:28:14 PM7/24/17
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When boys and girls came out to play
And much of the time
Was naughty a rhyme
While tumbling about in the hay.
(I also had a different name back then)
Cybe R. Wizard
Jul 25, 2017, 11:40:45 AM7/25/17
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Who is out there out I can thank?
I hope you both stay
and, if I had my way,
We'd pull a nice limerick prank
...and get the whole crew back to rhyming!
and in they'd again all be chiming.
There has to be some
who haven't gone dumb
and back on the horse they'll be climbing.
...or Bessie or sheep or mice...
Cybe R. Wizard
--
My other computer is a HOLMES FOUR.
Observer
Jul 25, 2017, 1:53:38 PM7/25/17
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As rhymers return here at last,
But, now that they're found
Will they hang around
Or yield back to the recent past?
Observer
Turbeau
Jul 26, 2017, 9:53:22 AM7/26/17
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Now limericks is very hard work
I don't want to look like a jerk
With scansion askew
My verse will be few
But when I don't write, I will lurk :-)
SFA.
I don't want to look like a jerk
With scansion askew
My verse will be few
But when I don't write, I will lurk :-)
SFA.
Cybe R. Wizard
Jul 26, 2017, 10:16:19 AM7/26/17
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You now must pen something exciting.
No difficult strife,
just write from your life
including all sucking and biting.
Cybe R. Wizard
--
"Your argument is sound. Nothing but sound."
Ben (Jammin') Franklin
Turbeau
Jul 26, 2017, 10:24:55 AM7/26/17
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I'm sat here recounting my youth
Of verses and habits uncouth
But do I feel shame?
I don't play THAT game!
I'd do it all over...forsooth
SFA. (well the spirit is still willing anyway)
Of verses and habits uncouth
But do I feel shame?
I don't play THAT game!
I'd do it all over...forsooth
SFA. (well the spirit is still willing anyway)
Turbeau
Jul 27, 2017, 8:07:08 AM7/27/17
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I'm sucking and biting no more
She says it was making her sore
With gnashers removed
Our sex has improved
And now its no longer a chore
SFA. (but the sound of slurping takes getting used to)
She says it was making her sore
With gnashers removed
Our sex has improved
And now its no longer a chore
SFA. (but the sound of slurping takes getting used to)
RanDog
Mar 19, 2018, 6:58:37 PM3/19/18
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The death of this group may be close
But I won't get too glum or morose.
As long as I'm reading
Of boffing and breeding,
I'll never declare, "Adios!"
But I won't get too glum or morose.
As long as I'm reading
Of boffing and breeding,
I'll never declare, "Adios!"
-=H=-
Jul 23, 2018, 10:15:48 AM7/23/18
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On Saturday, March 4, 2017 at 7:35:30 PM UTC-5, Observer wrote:
At times they are old, at times new.
The Lim'rick's an art
That's like a fine fart -
Quite smelly and fun, and burns blue.
-=H=- aka -=KingFart=-
Coolhand Luke
Jul 12, 2021, 7:44:29 PM7/12/21
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It's been a few years, seventeen
That 'round these here parts I've been seen
Amazed it's still going
The rhymes are just flowing!
And prose still a shade of obscene :)
While these posts are Yin to my Yang
I do miss the "regular" gang ...
Like Travis and Tiddy,
Their lims made me giddy
With their wit, their humour and slang.
Coolhand Luke (aka Lightbulb)
That 'round these here parts I've been seen
Amazed it's still going
The rhymes are just flowing!
And prose still a shade of obscene :)
While these posts are Yin to my Yang
I do miss the "regular" gang ...
Like Travis and Tiddy,
Their lims made me giddy
With their wit, their humour and slang.
Coolhand Luke (aka Lightbulb)
Lucky Charmin
Oct 11, 2021, 3:00:19 AM10/11/21
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Keep it flowing. Stay regular! Here's one from the Lucky Charmin Bog
Roll collection.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A rotund old preacher had started
To pray for the dearly departed.
Just as he knelt
He felt a pain in his belt
So he parted his cheeks and farted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
--
Lucky Charmin
Bog Roll
Deadpan Dave
Oct 11, 2021, 2:42:11 PM10/11/21
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> Keep it flowing. Stay regular! Here's one from the Lucky Charmin Bog
> Roll collection.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A rotund old preacher had started
> To pray for the dearly departed.
> Just as he knelt
> He felt a pain in his belt
> So he parted his cheeks and farted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> --
> Lucky Charmin
> Bog Roll
Ah, yes, that's a goodie, but oldie.
> Roll collection.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A rotund old preacher had started
> To pray for the dearly departed.
> Just as he knelt
> He felt a pain in his belt
> So he parted his cheeks and farted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> --
> Lucky Charmin
> Bog Roll
Yet Charmin's so brave and so bold, he
Took airs with the rhythm
And, Loki be with 'im,
Decided that he could withhold "he".
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Deadpan Dave
Nov 2, 2021, 11:15:04 AM11/2/21
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On Monday, November 1, 2021 at 9:19:54 PM UTC-4, obser...@msn.com wrote:
Your note. Could you give me the gist?
It seems to be brief.
I hope—oh, good grief—
I hope that it wasn't, "I'm pissed!"
> On Monday, October 11, 2021 at 12:42:11 PM UTC-6, Deadpan Dave wrote:
> > Ah, yes, that's a goodie, but oldie.
> > Yet Charmin's so brave and so bold, he
> > Took airs with the rhythm
> > And, Loki be with 'im,
> > Decided that he could withhold "he".
I'm sorry, Observer, I missed
> > Ah, yes, that's a goodie, but oldie.
> > Yet Charmin's so brave and so bold, he
> > Took airs with the rhythm
> > And, Loki be with 'im,
> > Decided that he could withhold "he".
Your note. Could you give me the gist?
It seems to be brief.
I hope—oh, good grief—
I hope that it wasn't, "I'm pissed!"
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