Mary Lamb Limericks
G. StPierre
Sorry to tell you this, but these are not limericks!
On 16 May 1997, Davidson Family wrote:
> Mary Had a little lamb
> she placed him on the heater
> and every time he turned around
> he burned hi slittle seater
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> she put him on the shelf
> and every time he turned around
> he smacked his little self
>
> mary had a little lamb
> and the doctor was surprised
>
>
MrMalo
it REALLY opened their eyes!
Trevor Alan Chilver
Aye, the limerick pattern is dying
For posters in prose now are frying
Those ignorant toads
Posting bombastic goads
Against the prose posters underlying:
Edward R. Legenza <at...@best.com> wrote in article
<33777C...@best.com>...
> Funny, old, and not limericks
>
LILINDN
G. StPierre wrote:
>
> Sorry to tell you this, but these are not limericks!
>
> On 16 May 1997, Davidson Family wrote:
>
> > Mary Had a little lamb
> > she placed him on the heater
> > and every time he turned around
> > he burned hi slittle seater
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > she put him on the shelf
> > and every time he turned around
> > he smacked his little self
> >
> > mary had a little lamb
> > and the doctor was surprised
> >
> >
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow,
and everywhere that mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
But Mary's found the cost of meat has soared, which hasn't pleased her
tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer!
(MAD magazine, circa 1974 {by memory} commercial use requires
copyright license)
Steve and Jenny Wright
Here's some more:-
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor had a fit.
Jack & Jill went up the hill,
each they had a quarter,
Jill came down with 50 cents,
and they never went for water.
Trevor Alan Chilver <tchi...@sia.net.au> wrote in article
<01bc67f5$7a7ea5a0$dd2f3fcb@default>...
> Aye, the limerick pattern is dying
> For posters in prose now are frying
> Those ignorant toads
> Posting bombastic goads
> Against the prose posters underlying:
>
> Edward R. Legenza <at...@best.com> wrote in article
> <33777C...@best.com>...
> > MrMalo wrote:
> > >
> > > "G. StPierre" <gstp...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> > > >Sorry to tell you this, but these are not limericks!
> > > >
> > > >On 16 May 1997, Davidson Family wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Mary Had a little lamb
> > > >> she placed him on the heater
> > > >> and every time he turned around
> > > >> he burned hi slittle seater
> > > >>
> > > >> Mary had a little lamb
> > > >> she put him on the shelf
> > > >> and every time he turned around
> > > >> he smacked his little self
> > > >>
> > > >> mary had a little lamb
> > > >> and the doctor was surprised
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
Subrat Mishra
LILINDN wrote:
>
> G. StPierre wrote:
> >
> > Sorry to tell you this, but these are not limericks!
> >
> > On 16 May 1997, Davidson Family wrote:
> >
> > > Mary Had a little lamb
> > > she placed him on the heater
> > > and every time he turned around
> > > he burned hi slittle seater
> > >
> > > Mary had a little lamb
> > > she put him on the shelf
> > > and every time he turned around
> > > he smacked his little self
> > >
> > > mary had a little lamb
> > > and the doctor was surprised
> > >
> > >
> Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow,
> and everywhere that mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
> But Mary's found the cost of meat has soared, which hasn't pleased her
> tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer!
> (MAD magazine, circa 1974 {by memory} commercial use requires
> copyright license)
Mary had a little plane
In which she would frisk
What a silly girl she was
Her silly *
Subrat
Gryphon
When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor sat and cried.
When Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died!
Mary had a little sheep.
With this sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb
And then she had some more.
Garry Foster
On Wed, 28 May 1997 16:25:25 -0700, Subrat Mishra <sub...@hcla.com>
wrote:
Mary had a little pig
she couldn't stop it grunting
so she took it down the garden path
and kicked it's little c**t in.
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bare
Edward R. Legenza
Yeah!!!! But these are not limericks, try alt.humor
John Miller
Agreed. But how about somebody turning them into limericks?
A lamb and a nudist called Mary
On a path met a pig so contrary
That to get anywhere
They called in a bear -
A bare bear but nonetheless scary!
The sow could do nothing but grunt
While the bare bear attacked from the front
While our girl and her lamb
(Who would soon be a ram)
Took turns in assaulting her cunt
(Now I know that this limerick's awful,
Offensive, and even unlawful;
But if some of you hicks
Would just write limericks
'Stead of bitchin' I'd soon get my craw full.
As it is there is seldom a post
To this newsgroup with even a ghost
Of a chance of assuaging
My yearning and craving
For the verse-form that I love the most)
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