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maleckar

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Dec 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/21/97
to Mark...@jeans4sale.com

Mark...@nospam.jeans4sale.com wrote:
>
> JEANS 4 SALE.com
> A division of Dupont and Company, Inc.
> www.jeans4sale.if.we.cant.cram.you.into.em.we'll.spam.you.into.em.com
>
> Dear Fellow Computer User:
>
SPAM----------SPAM-----------SPAM-------------SPAM----------SPAM
> Sincerely,
> Christopher Dupont
> CEO
> Dupont and Company, Inc.
>
> http://www.jeans4sale.we.are.sorry.ass.spamming.jizzwads.com
>
> ** Note: To reply to this message, remove the nospam from the e-mail address.

ok asshole here is your slam
your post isnt worth a god damn
and then you confess
with your no-spam address
even YOU are fed up with spam

you spam this group specifically
then expound on your virtues pontifically
oh your jeans are brand name
well so is this flame
its a "Malo" and done quite terrifically

what alt.jokes.limericks is for
is posting of limericks galore
not for dickheaded weenies
selling blue jeanies
so go forth and spam us no more

cause spam sucks and thats no bullshit
but thats not the worst of it
you spam US you see
then "P.S. dont spam me"
that makes you a spam hypocrite

and so in this time of the wassail
when good cheer is spread by the passel
i say nicely, dupont,
its not spam that WE want
so dont be a fuckin assh'le

--
MrMalo :) have a nice day

Robyn i n

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Dec 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/21/97
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We prefer our men out of their jeans
So I guess you must know what this means
They last longer for
They only lie on the floor
To us your jeans don't count for beans.

Beginning my freefall into life...
Robyn

Ardens2989

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Dec 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/22/97
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Ah! Malo, please don't hold back
Just give 'em one more crack
Because they annoy
Each girl and boy
And deserve more of your flack


Arden sez "When did I learn to right??"

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