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Oct 4, 2000, 11:00:42 PM10/4/00
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"Hugh Clary" <badi...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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> While eating her snatch, I was flustered
> When she farted a brownish white custard
> That she asked me to felch
> And I did, with a belch
> Though, in truth, I was slightly disgustard.
>
The oozing and milky white goo
That roiled from her pink little coo
Gave cause for alarm.
"'Twill do ye no harm...
'Tis only monilia dew."

-=H=-


Travis Brasell

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Oct 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/6/00
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Hugh Clary <badi...@netzero.net> wrote:


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> While eating her snatch, I was flustered
> When she farted a brownish white custard
> That she asked me to felch
> And I did, with a belch
> Though, in truth, I was slightly disgustard.
>
>

Well, next time instead of pursuing
A meal that you'll end up eschewing,
Remember this fact:
The snatch eating act
Requires swallowing AFTER much chewing!

(thorough chewing makes for easier digestion and less
burping!)

Travis

Scott

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Oct 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/6/00
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Hugh Clary wrote in message :

>
>While eating her snatch, I was flustered
>When she farted a brownish white custard
> That she asked me to felch
> And I did, with a belch
>Though, in truth, I was slightly disgustard.

That was truly revolting, Hugh Clary
And I'm forced to ask: Would you mind, very
Much, writing another
'Bout Cerberus' mother,
Two dogs, thirteen dwarfs, and a fairy?

PeterW

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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Scott wrote in message ...

While all 13 dwarfs have gone lary
(They're gang-banging Tinkerbelle fairy)
The 2 mangy dogs
Have been licking their logs
Leaving (who was it?) chasing young Clary.

---
Peter <G>

PeterW

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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Hugh Clary wrote:
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>Peter wrote:
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>> <snipped>

>>
>>While all 13 dwarfs have gone lary
>>(They're gang-banging Tinkerbelle fairy)
>> The 2 mangy dogs
>> Have been licking their logs
>>Leaving (who was it?) chasing young Clary.
>>
>>---
>>Peter <G>
>>
>
>The dogs in the street, I'm not kiddin' a
>Bit, got sick eating slime that had slid 'n a
> Foul mess on the curb
> Giving birth to the Cerb
>And I'm being too kind to Echidna.
>
>
> [ lary? ]

That "lary" would seem to be Erse
And it fits in quite well with this verse.
My ex-mother-in-law
And her daughter were more
Or less "lary"; that's crazy or worse.

---
Peter

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