The Official AFKMN FAQ (Ignore the other one)

[Snowwolf]

As dictated by Snowwolf of Borg, May 11, 1996.

I. AFKMN is the official newsgroup of Bungmunch University.
All claims by any other institution of higher learning are
hereby deemed invalid my the Usenet Cabal. (There is no Cabal)

II. AFKMN is the official meow meow newsgroup. All threads
containing the word 'meow' must be crossposted here by law.

III. Matt Bruce is a Havard Pedophile. John Grubor said it,
I believe it, and that settles it. Don't you beleive everything
that John Grubor posts on the usenet?

IV. DOS 6.22 is an assembler language. See above.

V. Novell Netware 4.01 is a word processing program.
Hell, it never worked as a network operating system.

VI. At such time that everybody on the usenet is soo
sick of 'meow meow' that they are puking all over their
keyboards, (which should be just about noon tomorrow)
AFKMN will then become the official 'woof woof' newsgroup.

VII. God Bless Texas! Housing and taxes are cheaper here
and the weather is much nicer here than it is in Cambridge.

VII. God Bless Alaska! See above.

VIII. AFKMN is a politically incorrect newsgroup. You are
encouraged to post nude pictures of boyfriends/girlfriends/cats
or the latest Andrew Dice Clay jokes here.

IX. Bad spelling and worse grammar are encouraged here.
Sure there are Harvard students here who run around like
a bunch of old maid librarians correcting other peoples
grammar and speling, but we ignore Haavaad Students here.
So grab another beer from your fridge and keep posting.

X. We ignore Haavaad Students here. Have you every actually
*read* any of there posts. Does anybody else on the usenet
really care what time lunch is at their hoity toity dormitories,
whose roommate has what record album, and what widow of which
world leader is 'cool'? I don't, and you probably don't either.
So ignore the snobs and post something funny dammit! Prefurrably
something with plenty of 'meow meow's' in it!

XI. AFKMN is the Unofficial Newsgroup of The John Grubor Fan
Club. Why? Because they need another one. ABHJG is getting too
crowded.

XII. AFKMN is also the Official Newsgroup of the Dr. Michael
Mancini Fan Club. Why? Because he needs one.

XIII. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, MEOW?

XIV. FAQ!?! We don't need no stinking FAQ!!! Post anything you
want here. No restrictions. Ignore this FAQ and any other FAQ
that anybody else in this newsgroup tries to force on you.
Don't be a sheep. Question authority. You *know* what to do.
Unless of course you go to Harvard. Then you don't have a clue.

[Snowwolf]

In article <4n588u$g...@dfw-ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>,
ta...@yourwallet.empty.gov says...
>
>sno...@computek.net (Snowwolf) wrote:

>>III. Matt Bruce is a Havard Pedophile. John Grubor said it,
>>I believe it, and that settles it. Don't you beleive everything
>>that John Grubor posts on the usenet?
>

>I hpoe he has been reported to the proper authorities. The world needs
>to become a safer place.

Grubor will take care of it. He promised to clear all of
the pedophiles out of the usenet. He will be after
Mr. Bruce with his chainsaw just as soon as finals
are over.

>This FAQ is generic enough to fit alt.college.college bowl also. Should
>we post a RFD in news.groups?

Actually I was saving it for the new Snowwolf Fan Club
Newsgroup, alt.college.toilet.bowl. I also planned to
post it in alt.meow.bonehead.matt-bruce.meow.

Meow

Snowwolf

Ahhhhowwwwwl!