"from an ISC customer"
Rodney
corrupt system. Like many people you know,we are also
victims of ISC's deceit.
We did our own probe and discovered a lot of anomalies.
I first found your website a couple of weeks ago and
even found a letter about a certain Ivaar Kaardal..the
same guy who did the patent search for us a year ago.
Please visit our website: www.coffeeandbiscuits.com to
see if we have a valid case.
--
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dancers."
(John Samson, American Inventors Corp, after being convicted of fraud for
accepting millions of dollars from thousands of inventors hoping to get
thier inventions to market.)
"Rodney" <r...@ezknot.com> wrote in message
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Rodney
> "They sell ballet lessons to fat kids and the kids never become ballet
> dancers."
Oh so very true, But invention marketers tell people they are experts at
making inventions turn into products, when they are actually worst than
the amateur inventors themselves. The numbers speak for themselves,
inventors have a 10 times better chance of licensing their own Ip than
an Invention marketer doing it. ( how can someone claim to be an expert,
when the amateurs beat them 9 out of ten times ?)
Invention marketers use techniques that have been proven "not to work",
yet they still use them.
BALLET LESIONS, don't cost 10 grand, and you get other benefits from
them, very, very , very few fat people taking them even dreams of
becoming a pro, and making money from taking them.
Everyone who gets an invention marketer to "try" (yeah right) to market
their invention, firmly believes they will make money from their
invention. There salesmen slick talk them into believing it, while
committing nothing to paper that it will, they just say they have to use
the Disclaimer*, because a few of their clients have not made money with
their inventions, but yours looks like it will. It won't though if you
don't hire us.
I tell you what
You come up with a crazy idea, and call one of those 800 numbers, that
offer the "free" marketing analysts, and see how good they tell you it
is, then you will understand more.
I have already done this.
--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the
Boomerang Fishing Pro.
http://ezknot.com/Boomerang.htm
& EZKnot http://ezknot.com/ezknottyer.htm
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to jail.
Rodney, that is not a bad idea, to come up with the most idiodic (sp?) idea
possible, then document the process with them.
How about an ice-cream pre-melter for those with fillings that are sensitive
to cold?
"Rodney" <r...@ezknot.com> wrote in message
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Tom Simonds
> possible, then document the process with them.
>
> How about an ice-cream pre-melter for those with fillings that are sensitive
> to cold?
That has actually been done by a local TV station whom were investigating invention promotion firms. They made these silly hats that would hold a cell phone, letting the wearer talk hands free. It was a totally preposterous idea.
The invention marketing companies told them it had huge potential. For about ten grand they would patent the idea, and submit it to manufacturers.
Gary Reichlinger
<msmjbs(nospam)@msn.com> wrote:
>How about an ice-cream pre-melter for those with fillings that are sensitive
>to cold?
No, come up with some really gross personal hygiene product.
Tim Jackson
02:55:54 GMT....
[invention promotion firms]
> Rodney, that is not a bad idea, to come up with the most idiodic (sp?) idea
> possible, then document the process with them.
>
> How about an ice-cream pre-melter for those with fillings that are sensitive
> to cold?
The best test would be something that's clearly a perpetual motion
machine. I bet they'd still say it had great potential.
--
Tim Jackson
ne...@winterbourne.freeserve.invalid
(Change '.invalid' to '.co.uk' to reply direct)
Absurd patents: visit http://www.patent.freeserve.co.uk
Mike Brown
> possible, then document the process with them.
> How about an ice-cream pre-melter for those with fillings that are sensitive
> to cold?
Many years ago I had someone come to me with the idea "make sunglasses
out of the same stuff you make bus windows out of, because you can't see
into a bus from the outside but you can see out from the inside." She
thought bus windows were made of magic stuff which only allowed sight in
one direction (it had not occurred to her that the windows work the
other way at night, apparently).
She had paid one of these IMC's something over $10,000 for their "work".
They told her the potential market was in the billions.
For the technologically challenged: Bus windows are made of dark colored
glass, exactly the same as sunglasses are and always have been.
--
Michael F. Brown
Registered Patent Attorney No. 29,619
Mike Turco
"Mike Brown" <br...@bpmlegal.com> wrote in message
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Over the weekend, I read that weight watchers is being sued by fat people
who have joined, hoping to get thin, only to end up lighter in the wallet.
(I caught that tidbit in some rag at the checkout line, whether it is true,
I don't know.)
In any event, P. T. Barnum was right: "There's a sucker born every minute."
Mike Turco
-----
develop your product
http://miketurco.com
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I made on everysingle piece of equipment ever sold on TV.
A few years ago I advertised a weight-loss book on ebay for $15.00. It
guaranteed, unconditionally, that if you follow the exact steps in the book,
you would lose weight & keep it off, it guaranteed that the method was
physician approved, it guaranteed that real physicians proclaimed that it
was the only known method of losing and keeping off weight.
I guaranteed $1,000,000 that, if it did not work exactly as advertised, you
could collect.
I had 50 or so people buy it (No, I did not really charge them)
I sent them a one-page letter, stating;
"eat less, excersize more"
"Mike Turco" <mike...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Bill Guess
sellers of "The Lost Dutchman Mine" maps are to prospectors.
Everything is done in installments. Once the hooks are in, the rest
is easy. Just takes some TV adds and boiler rooms, and oh yeah,
some consciousless fiends and lawyers (no "redundant" jokes, please:)
H.D. Thoreau said "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation". Add to
those with the standard issue desperation, a multi-million dollar idea
and you have fertile bottom land for the sharpies.
Bill Guess
http://www.patentlessons.com
Bill Guess
SPRINGFIELD — His fraudulent business empire and his health in
ruins, former American Inventors Corp. president Ronald Boulerice was
sentenced to 8 years in prison yesterday and ordered to pay a $7.3
million fine.
Prosecutors say that the Westfield company, with Boulerice at its
helm, swindled up to 34,000 amateur inventors out of $58 million or
more during nearly 20 years of peddling fake marketing and patenting
services.
Boulerice, 62, appeared in U.S. District Court in Springfield in a
wheelchair to be sentenced for crimes of conspiracy to commit mail
fraud, mail fraud, money laundering, and filing a false income tax
return. Boulerice pleaded guilty in May rather than stand trial.
Judge Michael A. Ponsor agreed to sentence Boulerice to a federal
prison hospital at Fort Devens in Ayer, the jail Boulerice's lawyer,
Michael W. Reilly, requested.
Ponsor acknowledged that Boulerice has an "extraordinary number of
medical problems," including a hernia, a penile implant, tumor removal
(which was not elaborated upon), and depression.
Besides eight years in jail, three years' probation and the $7.3
million fine imposed on Boulerice yesterday, Ponsor ordered him to
contribute to a fund, totaling $2.2 million, to compensate American
Inventors' victims.
Ponsor displayed a pile of impact statements from 329 people he said
were exploited by American Inventors. He allowed Tawnya T. Pitts-Jones
of Springfield, who invented a seat belt for pregnant women and claims
she was hoodwinked out of $8,490, to read her statement aloud.
Bill Guess
http://www.patentlessons.com