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FOR THOSE WHO ARE DESTINED TO GUIDE HUMANITY.

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David J. Vorous

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Jan 3, 2002, 11:01:33 PM1/3/02
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A.Carpenter wrote:

> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately follows
> the acceptance of the Truth....


Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
And that's the truth.

--
David J. Vorous
Yosemite Llama Ranch
da...@TheLlamaRanch.com
http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com

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Dr. Smartass

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Jan 3, 2002, 11:54:18 PM1/3/02
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"A.Carpenter" <the-a...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in
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> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately

> follows the acceptance of the Truth. The Truth reveals itself to those
> who diligently seek it.
> The gift to the seekers is strength and understanding. With strength
> and understanding wise leaders are born. If you truly want to
> understand, forward me your e-mail and I will send you a document that
> will begin to walk you down the very path of wisdom. Are you destined
> to see those things that others cannot?

Are you talking about an acid trip? Or are you just another nickel-shit
christer trying to get us to buy a lifetime subscription to the Captain
Stakepalms religion? I am not interested in following any religion built
around a dead Jew on a stick, thankyouvery much. Nor would I allow my
children to do so.

Hmm...Captain Stakepalms...my new favorite synonym for Jeebus...maybe not
as funny as "shitwhiskers" but it's had me laughing every time I thought of
it...and it took me almost no effort to think it up to begin with. Almost
sounds like a superhero....give him some stigmata...a sidekick named
Judas...

>
> the-a...@worldnet.att.net

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Tink

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Jan 4, 2002, 3:17:55 PM1/4/02
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Insanity takes its toll, please have exact change...
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
"A.Carpenter" <the-a...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
follows
> the acceptance of the Truth. The Truth reveals itself to those who
> diligently seek it.
> The gift to the seekers is strength and understanding. With strength and
> understanding wise leaders are born. If you truly want to understand,
> forward me your e-mail and I will send you a document that will begin to
> walk you down the very path of wisdom. Are you destined to see those
things
> that others cannot?
>

> the-a...@worldnet.att.net
>
>
>

Ah, good, fresh meat.....


Ahriman

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Jan 4, 2002, 4:30:29 PM1/4/02
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"A.Carpenter" <the-a...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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Here is the afjc translation.

> Only those who are destined will hear this call.

Only those suffering from schizophrenia or amphetamine or cocaine induced
psychosis will hear these auditory hallucinations.

> Wisdom immediately follows
> the acceptance of the Truth.

Delusions grow in power as one shuts out reality and all that is plain and
obvious outside of your own head.

> The Truth reveals itself to those who
> diligently seek it.

The delusions grow in strength as the sufferer fleshes his or her delusion
out in ever more elaborate ways.

> The gift to the seekers is strength and understanding.

The disability of the sufferer is complete inability to understand anyone
else's differing point of view to the extent of becoming agressive when
their delusions are challenged with facts and simple logic.

> With strength and
> understanding wise leaders are born.

From these mentally ill people come cult leaders who will convince hundreds
to drink poisoned Kool-Aid or that there are aliens in a comet coming to
save their souls, or that some Jewish guy got nailed to a stick and saved
everyone from their sins.

> If you truly want to understand,
> forward me your e-mail and I will send you a document that will begin to
> walk you down the very path of wisdom.

If you have the beginnings of this sort of complex, email me and I will send
you material to flesh out your delusionary world and plunge you ever deeper
into your mental illness.

> Are you destined to see those things
> that others cannot?

Are you destined to hallucinate in the course of your psychosis?

Ahriman

William M. Morton

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Jan 4, 2002, 7:17:57 PM1/4/02
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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Bill here. Sure is good to know that you guys are still out there.
This group went to pieces (hell ?) after 9/11/01. What went with the lively
banter? Bill here.

William McDonald Morton, Ph.D.
Carl Allen Willis, A.S.
bio-...@att.net
"In the murk and mire of the most dismal swamp, something always sings."
In this case that be Swamp Guys Bill & Carl at TOAD SUCK FARM.


yowie

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Jan 4, 2002, 7:56:52 PM1/4/02
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Believe it or not, David J. Vorous wrote:
> A.Carpenter wrote:
>
>> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately follows
>> the acceptance of the Truth....
>
>
> Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
> And that's the truth.

Truth is, there is no Truth.

--
"Christians do molest their children so Satan
can not get them and molest them with evil."
-Raymond

David J. Vorous

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Jan 4, 2002, 8:05:38 PM1/4/02
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William M. Morton wrote:

> "David J. Vorous" <da...@thellamaranch.com> wrote in message
> news:3C35291D...@thellamaranch.com...
>
>>A.Carpenter wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
>>>
> follows
>
>>>the acceptance of the Truth....
>>>
>>
>>Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
>>And that's the truth.
>

> Bill here....


Bill - go away.

Dr. Smartass

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Jan 4, 2002, 8:13:52 PM1/4/02
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"William M. Morton" <bio-b...@SPAMatt.net> wrote in
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>
> "David J. Vorous" <da...@thellamaranch.com> wrote in message
> news:3C35291D...@thellamaranch.com...
>> A.Carpenter wrote:
>>
>> > Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
>> > follows the acceptance of the Truth....
>>
>>
>> Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
>> And that's the truth.
>>
>> --
>> David J. Vorous
>> Yosemite Llama Ranch da...@TheLlamaRanch.com
>> http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com
>>
>> UDP for WebTV
>>
> &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
>
> Bill here. Sure is good to know that you guys are still out
> there.
> This group went to pieces (hell ?) after 9/11/01. What went with the
> lively banter? Bill here.

Doc here. The quality of trolls has sucked all across Usenet. Business has
been awful in the flaming industry. We have been training new ones. Doc
here.

Dr. Smartass

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Jan 4, 2002, 8:14:21 PM1/4/02
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yowie <yo...@thepub.now> wrote in
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> Believe it or not, David J. Vorous wrote:
>> A.Carpenter wrote:
>>
>>> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
>>> follows the acceptance of the Truth....
>>
>>
>> Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
>> And that's the truth.
>
> Truth is, there is no Truth.
>

Truly?

Rev Phylter

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Jan 5, 2002, 1:56:30 AM1/5/02
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"yowie" <yo...@thepub.now> wrote in message
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> Believe it or not, David J. Vorous wrote:
> > A.Carpenter wrote:
> >
> >> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
follows
> >> the acceptance of the Truth....
> >
> >
> > Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
> > And that's the truth.
>
> Truth is, there is no Truth.

Wassat? There is no spoon?

--
Rev Phylter
ULC Ordained Minister
AFJC Denizen Of Darkness (DOD) #44
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/home.html
After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my
hands.
Friedrich Nietzsche


Pious Paul

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Jan 5, 2002, 12:07:47 PM1/5/02
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A.Carpenter wrote:

> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately follows

> the acceptance of the Truth. The Truth reveals itself to those who
> diligently seek it.
> The gift to the seekers is strength and understanding. With strength and
> understanding wise leaders are born. If you truly want to understand,


> forward me your e-mail and I will send you a document that will begin to

> walk you down the very path of wisdom. Are you destined to see those things
> that others cannot?
>
> the-a...@worldnet.att.net


We already know the ***truth***.

What's your lame-ass Xian excuse? You cunting felcher..

--

Pious Paul ():)


Ordained Minister-Universal Life Church
Ordained Minister of the Sacred Sack
Catholic Lay Monk
Jewish by Injection

Caring member of Alt Flame Jesus Christ
AFJC Photo Archivist
Denizen of Darkness #144,000 (the LAST one in)
SMOTE Certified Child Psychologist
Board Certified Sackologist
Keeper of the Holy (albeit dim) Flame

"AFJC...We Care"


Uv

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Jan 5, 2002, 2:21:30 PM1/5/02
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"yowie" <yo...@thepub.now> wrote in message
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> Believe it or not, David J. Vorous wrote:
> > A.Carpenter wrote:
> >
> >> Only those who are destined will hear this call. Wisdom immediately
follows
> >> the acceptance of the Truth....
> >
> >
> > Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
> > And that's the truth.
>
> Truth is, there is no Truth.
>

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
Uv


yowie

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Jan 5, 2002, 8:04:47 AM1/5/02
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Believe it or not, Rev Phylter wrote:

>> > Beware of those claiming The Truth, for they are always wrong.
>> > And that's the truth.
>>
>> Truth is, there is no Truth.
>
> Wassat? There is no spoon?

No. There is no _Spoon_.

--
"cunts, fuckers, mindless robots, show me your blasted tits"
-Colleen Baldwin

"Take that damn quote off your sig file sir"
-Colleen Baldwin

Helen Gunter

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Jan 5, 2002, 10:25:05 PM1/5/02
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Please stop posting to alue.

Dr. Smartass

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Jan 6, 2002, 12:22:59 AM1/6/02
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Helen Gunter <nm...@wn.com.au> wrote in news:3C37C391...@wn.com.au:

> Please stop posting to alue.
>


Please stop reading posts you might not like.

Ahriman

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Jan 6, 2002, 3:21:14 AM1/6/02
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"Helen Gunter" <nm...@wn.com.au> wrote in message
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> Please stop posting to alue.

Only when you stop posting to afjc.

Ahriman


St. Jackanapes

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Jan 7, 2002, 12:14:30 AM1/7/02
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman said...


Who is this Helen bitch spamming our newsgroup?


--
St. Jackanapes

Rev Phylter

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"St. Jackanapes" <jesus-h...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
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You musta bin there sometime in your life St. Jack. Helen Back

\


tsuuJ

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"Uv" <now...@nohow.com> wrote in message
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Nope, very few can. Reality (as in truth) is like a doggy : if you're
feebleminded and scared of it, you cannot handle it, and it handles you.
Xian reality-mutts are feeble little queer poodles that run rings around
them, tripping them, dragging them along, and now and then one strolls on my
lawn and I tell my doggy to tear it to pieces, love to watch that.


Halah

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Jan 7, 2002, 11:29:04 PM1/7/02
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Rev Phylter...

>
> "St. Jackanapes" <jesus-h...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.16a2f8c46...@news.alt.net...
> >
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman said...
> >
> > >
> > > "Helen Gunter" <nm...@wn.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:3C37C391...@wn.com.au...
> > > > Please stop posting to alue.
> > >
> > > Only when you stop posting to afjc.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Who is this Helen bitch spamming our newsgroup?
> >
> >
> > --
> > St. Jackanapes
>
> You musta bin there sometime in your life St. Jack. Helen Back
>

There is a Helen, Georgia as well.

--
Halah - DoD #666, DBD #1111, AA #1575, etc.

"I supoes that is some kind of joke to a FILTHY
MOCKING HEATHEN PREVERT like you."
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St. Jackanapes

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Jan 8, 2002, 2:47:19 AM1/8/02
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Rev Phylter said...

>
> "St. Jackanapes" <jesus-h...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.16a2f8c46...@news.alt.net...
> >
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman said...
> >
> > >
> > > "Helen Gunter" <nm...@wn.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:3C37C391...@wn.com.au...
> > > > Please stop posting to alue.
> > >
> > > Only when you stop posting to afjc.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Who is this Helen bitch spamming our newsgroup?
> >
> >
> > --
> > St. Jackanapes
>
> You musta bin there sometime in your life St. Jack. Helen Back

Nah. Usually just Helen Highwater.

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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws

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