Hey Lamont! I'm Strolling Down Memory Lane and Find a Bunch of Posts Where I'd Gotten Into A Fight With A Guy Named 'Ron Clarkson.'
fargo116
three completely fake militias with posts that--among other things--
said the following:
- One was having a celebration because it has won a bidding war in
which the loser had to TAKE Ron.
- The militia that had to take Ron staged a coup and demoted him from
'leader' to 'guy that picks up stuff in the bar.'
- One fake militia had a fight with another one claiming that IT was
the bigger defender of freedom because the average weight of its
members was 390 pounds.
- Ron's militia was arrested because while the new leader was
demonstrating gun safety and accidentally shot himself in the head the
membership stormed out into the waiting arms of the cops who arrested
them all for weapons violations. (Something like this ACTUALLY
happened in Cincinnati.)
- One militia bragged it could shoot more 'Meskins' than Ron's.
- Ron's militia taught him how to use a broom.
- Ron's militia bragged that since one of their membership had
terrible flatulence, the fact that they could make him eat a hard-
boiled egg after a six pack meant that they now had a weapon of mass
destruction.
- After months of analysis of Saddam's secret papers, Ron's militia
found what it called a sinister order for "extra starch."
Clarkson was SO furious, that he responded to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
THESE.
LMAO!
fargo116
LOL....I had forgotten. His name is Clarksburg or something like that.
S. Olson
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"fargo116" <farg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Hey, dickhead,
Did you know Denver is on the primary target list for Russia's missiles?
fargo116
> "fargo116" <fargo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:2c382371-058d-485d...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> Hey, dickhead,
> Did you know Denver is on the primary target list for Russia's missiles?
That's nice. And I should care why?
S. Olson
Lamont Cranston
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Amazing! How do you find these whackjobs?
fargo116
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> "fargo116" <fargo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Beats the hell out of me. They just seem to be out there. They all
have the same M.O. too. You've heard of the five steps of....whatever
the hell it is? These guys have their own pattern when you don't
believe what they say:
1. If they came of age during the 50s they call you a commie
2. If they came of age later they either call you stupid or a moron.
3. When that doesn't work, then they hint or outright say, that you're
a homosexual.
4. When that doesn't work, then they call you a girl.
5. When that doesn't work, then they accuse you of pedophilia.
After you STILL won't shut up and keep asking them questions, they
sort of choke with fury and do one of five things:
A. Pretend you aren't there
B, Scream they never said what they said.
C. Seize on some bullshit wording like a corrupt Senator to 'prove'
they never said what they said.
D. Change the subject
E. Leave the thread entirely
F. Go on to the next bullshit charge.
They don't follow these steps all the time but you'd be amazed how
close they come.
S. Olson
fargo116
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Oh, I forgot. The thing that astounded me about Clarksburgh was that
even thought the militias were OBVIOUSLY fakes, Ron kept replying to
them, even the posts that had nothing to do with him, like the one
militia with the members who individually weighed an average of 350
pounds apiece and screamed that that made them the biggest defenders
of freedom. Ron still chimed in, whining about some bullshit. Felcher
reminded me of his crybaby ways.
S. Olson
Not Sure
Would you two like to get a room? :)
They just seem to be out there. They all
> have the same M.O. too. You've heard of the five steps of....whatever
> the hell it is? These guys have their own pattern when you don't
> believe what they say:
>
> 1. If they came of age during the 50s they call you a commie
> 2. If they came of age later they either call you stupid or a moron.
> 3. When that doesn't work, then they hint or outright say, that you're
> a homosexual.
> 4. When that doesn't work, then they call you a girl.
> 5. When that doesn't work, then they accuse you of pedophilia.
>
> After you STILL won't shut up and keep asking them questions, they
> sort of choke with fury and do one of five things:
> A. Pretend you aren't there
> B, Scream they never said what they said.
> C. Seize on some bullshit wording like a corrupt Senator to 'prove'
> they never said what they said.
> D. Change the subject
> E. Leave the thread entirely
> F. Go on to the next bullshit charge.
>
> They don't follow these steps all the time but you'd be amazed how
> close they come.
>
Lamont Cranston
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Why? Are you looking to participate in a trio? Are things a little
slow at the airport men's room?
fargo116
The answer would be 'no.' I am not homosexual.
You are half-right when you say they are 'out there,' but they are not
just solely 'out there.' They want the rest of us to believe their
goofy conclusions as gospel. That is a place where I simply will not
go. Neither will a lot of others.I assume you will not either.
S. Olson
S. Olson