Best happy-ending parlors [hahaha]
Obwon
Best happy-ending parlors
http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors
Your spa visit will end with a smile when you visit these
top rub-n-tug joints.
Comments (22)
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Categories
Sex, Sex + Dating
Good For
Adults only, Nudity & sex
Editor�s note: Paying for sex is illegal in New York City,
so use the information below at your own risk; Time Out New
York is not responsible for your safety. At each location,
your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look
and your behavior. The services described below are not
explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as
legitimate massage parlors. A decent tip is usually $40. The
following five have been in operation for at least two years
running.
West Garden Spa
243 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-244-7711,
westgardenspa.com)
Cost: $100 plus tip
This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit
spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long
as you don�t mind some chitchat: Every businessman and his
client go here, and they�re not afraid to make small talk
(�Have a good time, dude?� wink wink). There�s a nice
gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers,
yours to use, no rush. Then you get a table wash (often by a
petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of
the spa�s choice) into a labyrinth of private white rooms,
with Lite FM music piped in. After a decent massage (�Hard
or soft?�), she�ll jerk you off. Don�t touch her back,
unless you want an unhappy ending.
New York Health Spa
5 W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-575-5600,
nyhealthspa.com)
Cost: $80 plus tip
Through the lobby of an office building and around the
corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this
downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by
Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully
stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). The service is
just as quality: You�ll get a table shower and a fine
massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Then get
dressed in the private locker room; the best part about this
place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers.
No chance you�ll run into Uncle Ted in the john.
Miga Spa
488 Amsterdam Ave between 83rd and 84th Sts (212-501-7750)
Cost: $70 plus tip
Getting a happy ending is more of a K-town thing�there
aren�t a ton of places on the Upper West Side. But this
little hideaway, in an apartment converted into a massage
parlor, is good for a post-IMAX fix. The two-room space is
clean enough.
My Heavenly Hands
Locations vary (646-460-0566, myheavenlyhands.com)
Cost: $120 for 30 minutes; $160 for an hour, plus tip
Also known as Latin Sun (at least in the back-page ads),
this service, run by self-proclaimed college girls (but who
knows), employs Hispanic and black women, a nice alternative
to the usual Asian fare. The locations differ, but we�ve
been to the one in a shabby apartment building near David
Letterman�s Late Show studio and another in an office
building�seriously, it was right next to a dentist�s office!
That may spook you, but if you�re looking for something
other than the usual Asian massage parlor, here you go. Cash
only.
22 West Spa
13 E 37th St between Fifth and Madison Aves, second floor
(212-997-2228)
Cost: $60 for 30 minutes; $80 for an hour, plus tip
Formerly called Gold Spa (and still called that by its fans,
in case you wanna do some Google-researching), this is the
most notorious spa in town. We�ve heard of people going in
for a quick happy ending and getting a blow job (without a
condom), a make-out session (while being tugged) or full-on
sex. Our reporter never went that far, but he did enjoy what
his health teacher once called �mutual masturbation� while a
breast was in his mouth. Whatever you do, make sure the
girl�s willing first�and remember, she was probably doing
something similar with the dude before you. Be safe!
See more in Sex & Dating
Bob Eld
>
> Best happy-ending parlors
>
> http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors
>
> Your spa visit will end with a smile when you visit these
> top rub-n-tug joints.
>
> Comments (22)
>
> http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors#comment-anchor
>
> Categories
> Sex, Sex + Dating
> Good For
> Adults only, Nudity& sex
>
> so use the information below at your own risk; Time Out New
> York is not responsible for your safety. At each location,
> your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look
> and your behavior. The services described below are not
> explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as
> legitimate massage parlors. A decent tip is usually $40. The
> following five have been in operation for at least two years
> running.
>
> West Garden Spa
> 243 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-244-7711,
> westgardenspa.com)
> Cost: $100 plus tip
> This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit
> spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long
> client go here, and they�re not afraid to make small talk
> (�Have a good time, dude?� wink wink). There�s a nice
> gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers,
> yours to use, no rush. Then you get a table wash (often by a
> petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of
> with Lite FM music piped in. After a decent massage (�Hard
> or soft?�), she�ll jerk you off. Don�t touch her back,
> unless you want an unhappy ending.
>
> New York Health Spa
> 5 W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-575-5600,
> nyhealthspa.com)
> Cost: $80 plus tip
> Through the lobby of an office building and around the
> corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this
> downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by
> Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully
> stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). The service is
> massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Then get
> dressed in the private locker room; the best part about this
> place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers.
> aren�t a ton of places on the Upper West Side. But this
> little hideaway, in an apartment converted into a massage
> parlor, is good for a post-IMAX fix. The two-room space is
> clean enough.
>
> My Heavenly Hands
> Locations vary (646-460-0566, myheavenlyhands.com)
> Cost: $120 for 30 minutes; $160 for an hour, plus tip
> Also known as Latin Sun (at least in the back-page ads),
> this service, run by self-proclaimed college girls (but who
> knows), employs Hispanic and black women, a nice alternative
> been to the one in a shabby apartment building near David
> building�seriously, it was right next to a dentist�s office!
> That may spook you, but if you�re looking for something
> other than the usual Asian massage parlor, here you go. Cash
> only.
>
> 22 West Spa
> 13 E 37th St between Fifth and Madison Aves, second floor
> (212-997-2228)
> Cost: $60 for 30 minutes; $80 for an hour, plus tip
> Formerly called Gold Spa (and still called that by its fans,
> in case you wanna do some Google-researching), this is the
> for a quick happy ending and getting a blow job (without a
> condom), a make-out session (while being tugged) or full-on
> sex. Our reporter never went that far, but he did enjoy what
> breast was in his mouth. Whatever you do, make sure the
> something similar with the dude before you. Be safe!
>
> See more in Sex& Dating
>
> http://newyork.timeout.com/newyork/section/sex-dating
> ---
Too much money for a wank job!
Obwon
<nsmon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On 6/25/2011 9:10 AM, Obwon wrote:
>>
>> Best happy-ending parlors
>>
>> http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors
>>
>> Your spa visit will end with a smile when you visit these
>> top rub-n-tug joints.
>>
>> Comments (22)
>>
>> http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors#comment-anchor
>>
>> Categories
>> Sex, Sex + Dating
>> Good For
>> Adults only, Nudity& sex
>>
>> Editor�s note: Paying for sex is illegal in New York City,
>> so use the information below at your own risk; Time Out New
>> York is not responsible for your safety. At each location,
>> your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look
>> and your behavior. The services described below are not
>> explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as
>> legitimate massage parlors. A decent tip is usually $40. The
>> following five have been in operation for at least two years
>> running.
>>
>> West Garden Spa
>> 243 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-244-7711,
>> westgardenspa.com)
>> Cost: $100 plus tip
>> This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit
>> spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long
>> as you don�t mind some chitchat: Every businessman and his
>> client go here, and they�re not afraid to make small talk
>> (�Have a good time, dude?� wink wink). There�s a nice
>> gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers,
>> yours to use, no rush. Then you get a table wash (often by a
>> petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of
>> the spa�s choice) into a labyrinth of private white rooms,
>> with Lite FM music piped in. After a decent massage (�Hard
>> or soft?�), she�ll jerk you off. Don�t touch her back,
>> unless you want an unhappy ending.
>>
>> New York Health Spa
>> 5 W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-575-5600,
>> nyhealthspa.com)
>> Cost: $80 plus tip
>> Through the lobby of an office building and around the
>> corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this
>> downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by
>> Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully
>> stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). The service is
>> just as quality: You�ll get a table shower and a fine
>> massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Then get
>> dressed in the private locker room; the best part about this
>> place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers.
>> No chance you�ll run into Uncle Ted in the john.
>>
>> Miga Spa
>> 488 Amsterdam Ave between 83rd and 84th Sts (212-501-7750)
>> Cost: $70 plus tip
>> Getting a happy ending is more of a K-town thing�there
>> aren�t a ton of places on the Upper West Side. But this
>> little hideaway, in an apartment converted into a massage
>> parlor, is good for a post-IMAX fix. The two-room space is
>> clean enough.
>>
>> My Heavenly Hands
>> Locations vary (646-460-0566, myheavenlyhands.com)
>> Cost: $120 for 30 minutes; $160 for an hour, plus tip
>> Also known as Latin Sun (at least in the back-page ads),
>> this service, run by self-proclaimed college girls (but who
>> knows), employs Hispanic and black women, a nice alternative
>> to the usual Asian fare. The locations differ, but we�ve
>> been to the one in a shabby apartment building near David
>> Letterman�s Late Show studio and another in an office
>> building�seriously, it was right next to a dentist�s office!
>> That may spook you, but if you�re looking for something
>> other than the usual Asian massage parlor, here you go. Cash
>> only.
>>
>> 22 West Spa
>> 13 E 37th St between Fifth and Madison Aves, second floor
>> (212-997-2228)
>> Cost: $60 for 30 minutes; $80 for an hour, plus tip
>> Formerly called Gold Spa (and still called that by its fans,
>> in case you wanna do some Google-researching), this is the
>> most notorious spa in town. We�ve heard of people going in
>> for a quick happy ending and getting a blow job (without a
>> condom), a make-out session (while being tugged) or full-on
>> sex. Our reporter never went that far, but he did enjoy what
>> his health teacher once called �mutual masturbation� while a
>> breast was in his mouth. Whatever you do, make sure the
>> girl�s willing first�and remember, she was probably doing
>> something similar with the dude before you. Be safe!
>>
>> See more in Sex& Dating
>>
>> http://newyork.timeout.com/newyork/section/sex-dating
>> ---
>
>
>Too much money for a wank job!
Yeah, but many "sheltered" comers, long for the illusion
of the living large, upscale lives. When it's over they
quickly realize it wasn't worth it, but hey, it's their's
to do isn't it?
