I have a story about why the heart is off symetry..

[Nicholas Forystek]

Okay, so there once upon a time in a galaxy not so far away, lived a star in the milky way called red dwarf. The Red dwarf was a spritzing fountain of endless red liquid flowing in an omni-direction out the center. Of course, a certain drinking bug that always drinks too much and bloats, tick, started taking to the flavor of this red hydrant in space more then way other flavor, more than Mtn Dew even! One day they all decided that even though it wouldn't run out of red liquid, blood, they felt they shouldn't waste a single drop and that made a pack that no matter what happens they must find their way back to the star A.S.A.P. because they made a plan and they were going to stick to it, and try to stop it from escaping, they all hog piled on the count of three, gripping each other twisting and turning in a rapid rush of hauling, falling and running back until they had covered it and no more flow was expelled from the star, fully contained was the impression of the random shape that finally stalled the red dwarf, and to this day inside ticks are still in motion inside the hog pile forced into hanging on to each other pinning in a circular pattern and flowing like one kidney to the second kidney and a center wing between them all, we share, named Jesus, the shape of the heart.