Top 10 list of doom and gloom preachers who make you want to commit suicide

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u2fan

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:55:36 AM12/29/09
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Perry Stone
Hal Lindesy
Jack Van Impe
Tim La Haye
Joe VanKoevering
John Hagee
Todd Strandburg
Ed Hindson
Peter and Paul LaLonde
Pat Robertson
Kirk Cameron ( total sadist with his pyschotic mind stopping cultic
conversion method )

There are of course many others who are also just as depressing and
soul destroying ( like the Jehovah Witnesses )
What they have in common ?
False doctrine of "don't worry we will be raptured away" No you won't
it's post-trib !
they are all very rich and famous and satan looks after them !
After listening to them you feel like jumping off a cliff
none of them offer HOPE out of the way things are, none of them
provide SOLUTIONS
none of them preach REPENTANCE mostly they love to read off doom and
gloom news reports to make you depressed and suicidal all the time
If you don't believe me, go watch them on youtube they are all bloody
depressing doom and gloom, and satan loves it ! A church full of fear
and dread and hopelessness, destroys love for one another in an effort
to "survive"
When you look at their webiste and wnd.com they all preach "how to
survive" and SELFISHNESS not love, not preaching GOOD news just doom
and more bloody gloom ( as if the world isn't sick to death of it )

Luke 21v8 warns us to avoid them ,why ? Because they turn the MIND and
HEART and SOUL to FEAR DOOM AND GLOOM, not love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWMmVIAtHAU and it's all about
ISRAEL !!! NO it's all about MONEY and CONTROL and killing your soul.

What will be their fate? Like 70ad, left to burn and die on poles in
the street, killed by Jihadists !

u2fan

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:59:06 AM12/29/09
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all they want is your MONEY all they PREACH is getting RICH and the
prosperity gospel, and the only ones getting rich are those selling
the message
in effect the exact opposite of Christ, no LOVE no mercy, you have to
pay for your premium seat in church ! And if you make one mistake your
out, fired forgotten and doomed to hell ! No mercy no love no
forigiveness in the cults of money power control and deception.

Luke Nichols

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:09:27 AM12/29/09
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"u2fan" <u2f...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> Perry Stone
> Hal Lindesy
> Jack Van Impe
> Tim La Haye
> Joe VanKoevering
> John Hagee
> Todd Strandburg
> Ed Hindson
> Peter and Paul LaLonde
> Pat Robertson
> Kirk Cameron ( total sadist with his pyschotic mind stopping cultic
> conversion method )
>
> There are of course many others who are also just as depressing and
> soul destroying ( like the Jehovah Witnesses )
> What they have in common ?
> False doctrine of "don't worry we will be raptured away" No you won't
> it's post-trib !

Yeah. It is Post Trib. Matthew 24:29-31 KJV
http://www.ashesaid.com
Luke

Luke Nichols

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:47:05 AM12/29/09
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"u2fan" <u2f...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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forigiveness in the cults of money power control and deception.\\


Rod Parsley is in trouble financially, I think. He's asking people to give
big to him.

Luke
http://www.ashesaid.com

I do what I do for free, cause Christ loved me, so I do it for Him for free.

u2fan

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Dec 29, 2009, 10:04:59 AM12/29/09
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On 29 Dec, 13:47, "Luke Nichols" <lu...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> "u2fan" <u2fa...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWMmVIAtHAUand it's all about

> > ISRAEL !!! NO it's all about MONEY and CONTROL and killing your soul.
>
> > What will be their fate? Like 70ad, left to burn and die on poles in
> > the street, killed by Jihadists !
>
> all they want is your MONEY all they PREACH is getting RICH and the
> prosperity gospel, and the only ones getting rich are those selling
> the message
> in effect the exact opposite of Christ, no LOVE no mercy, you have to
> pay for your premium seat in church ! And if you make one mistake your
> out, fired forgotten and doomed to hell ! No mercy no love no
> forigiveness in the cults of money power control and deception.\\
>
> Rod Parsley is in trouble financially, I think.  He's asking people to give
> big to him.
>
> Lukehttp://www.ashesaid.com

>
> I do what I do for free, cause Christ loved me, so I do it for Him for free.

They survive off money not God. Money is their God, they by their
actions and worldly wisdom reject God and become a God to themselfs of
wisdom and craftiness and occultic doctrine, they will be destroyed by
their worldly wisdom it is not off God ( James 3v13-18 ) it is not as
if God is suffocating them it is that they have chosen to stop
breathing because the devil told them so.

u2fan

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Dec 29, 2009, 10:48:56 AM12/29/09
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Story

Burnside ( Sandbaggers ) meets Kirk Cameron

T'was a dark evening, the sun had just set, Burnside was walking out
of his office on Saville Row, another long day trying to save the
world fuelled by the occasional coffee and soft biscuits. The deputy C
had come up with a good idea, to cut costs, the team were not going to
arm the enemies of the enemies but just offer persuasive suggestions.
Burnside was not impressed with the cost cuttings, now it was a game
of the mind not of the war efforts, indeed the deputy had suggested
all wars began in the sinful mind and went from there, change the mind
and end the war was his thesis for the day.
As he walked out he tried to remember what to do there was something
to buy, something for the wife, but what was it? He remembered she
wanted a book, a book that had just come out, so he decided to walk
along New Bond street to the book shop. Tired and wanting nothing more
than to get home and relax he was somewhat perturbed when a noisy
american came up to him "Do you know the Lord mister?" Burnside
replied knowing he was facing a religious nutter "Lord Lucan perhaps?
Can't say I do" the joke went straight over the young mans head, he
was on a mission nothing mattered only converting people, not humour,
not anything, the noisy american tried his well worn script on
Burnside, "have you ever done anything wrong, if so your going to burn
in hell forever mister"
Burnside was really not in mood for religious nutters, in his mind he
wanted to say "F off" but decided a wise crack was in order "oh would
you like to see to that personally, do you get off on throwing people
in to hell?" All of a sudden something strange happened, a light
appeared it was as if a street lamp suddenly became really bright and
lit the scene.
Burnside was having a vision of the truth, the noisy american started
hissing and spitting at Burnside, then he foamed at the mouth and fell
to the ground shouting away "Yes I love to have a wank on the thought
of throwing people in hell and taking all they have and eating their
soul alive" the american evangelist rolled around on the floor waking
him self off and laughing like a religious dog at the puplit.
Suddenly the light faded and things returned to normal, Burnside was
dismayed and said "Sorry young man I really have to go" he looked
straight ahead and walked swiftly off not turning back, not looking
back. Disturbed by what had just happened he stepped in to an alley
exhausted by what he had seen, he said a little prayer in silence "Is
that really what they are like God?" a silence voice came back "Sadly
so, just keep clear of them, know that I love you, don't worry about
anything else" he felt reassured and walked on. A religious black
woman with the fish emblem on her hat was walking on the same side of
the street towards him. They both past each under another street lamp,
a similar thing happened it went bright, the woman started snarling
and hissing and spitting at Burnside and saying "you're the beast,
you're 666, you're the Antichrist, you're the false prophet" he was
disturbed again, when he looked at her 50% of her looked like the
woman yet it was as if there was a hologram on her of a demon, a
horrible looking creature, like something out of the Lord of the
Rings. Another prayer was in order, Burnside said another silent
prayer "What was that about?" a silent voice replied "Don't worry I am
in control" again he felt comforted. He approached Oxford street and
saw the crowds walking along, he felt at peace, he found the shop, got
the book, jumped on the tube and was away. Sat on the tube he looked
at the adverts one was for wedding rings and other special jewellery
offers, he looked at the image, it was two big rings on a black
background forming a love heart, he felt comforted knowing shortly he
would see the wife.

He left the tube station at Lambeth north and turned left to his flat
on the 25th floor. He got home and looked out of the window over the
city, the wife asked "Hard day dear?" he replied "well just the usual,
but what really annoyed me was some damn american dooming us all to
hell, going on about the end of the world, I can handle work no
problem, but the devil sure knows how to wind me up" the wife had a
warm radiance about her "don't worry dear, those lunatics will get
what's coming, they want it so bad, they will get it all that doom and
gloom, nutters the lot of them, from whatever religion they claim to
be from" Burnside needed resolution and sat down on his comfy sofa "I
wonder how it will end dear?" she replied "Well the funding of weapons
is not possible, but the funding of evil ideologies leads to that, war
starts in the mind, and those evil preachers fill the mind with war
and death and doom and gloom, that's why we go to the church of
England and listen to the good news, like that lovely alpha course, we
love making a meal for hungry people don't we dear, that's our
religion, nice things and a loving God, not some jack off throwing
everyone in hell at the slightest whim"
Burnside nodded in agreement and looked at the table, on it was a beef
stew with steam rising looking scrumptious "Oh that looks nice dear".
He turned on the music system and Simply Red played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqbrNwF8LJg "money's too tight to
mention" he laughed "Deputy C has cut back on costs, seems we're in
the 'simply red', accounting wise, says we need to sow ideas not
weapons"

The music played but atmosphere was still heavy, Burnside took a lot
of cheering up to get jolly, the wife had a good idea "time for the
cinema, come on we've not been in ages" he agreed, they walked along
the quiet Baylis Road to the Imax for a good night out, Burnside was
still upset about the experience "those damn religious lot, they never
listen, they just tell you some script and never listen, winds me up
dear, they care nothing about what you might have to say, it's all
about money and bums on seats pouring cash in the bloody tray" the
wife gave him a stern look "come on dear, let's put that behind us,
let's enjoy the evening, anyway both sides of the coming war will wipe
each other out, all over a hate filled god supposedly, no love just
wanting to kill or convert, utter insanity, the war will show them for
what they really are, a bunch of sadists" she took out her phone and
found out what was on at the movies "oh this one looks nice dear,
quick we've only 20 minutes to get there"
they swiftly walked along to the movies and had a lovely time.

Luke Nichols

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True. Their god is Mammon.


Freedom Man

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:07:18 PM12/29/09
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See what RELIGION does to peoples' minds?

Adults no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy - but they still torture and
kill each other over ancient myths and superstitions.

"We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love
and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind
intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell." --- Karl Popper

"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
--- Robert M. Pirsig

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
takes religion."
--- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
and by rulers as useful."
--- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)

"Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
Green.

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." ---
Victor Stenger.

"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." ---
Clarence Darrow

"As my ancestors are free from slavery, I am free from the slavery of
religion." --- Butterfly McQueen

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --- Mark Twain

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in
all fiction." --- Richard Dawkins

"Cult today, religion tomorrow."

The Freedom From Religion Foundation: http://ffrf.org/
The Secular Coalition for America: www.secular.org
Secular Student Alliance: www.secularstudents.org
www.infidels.org
www.humaniststudies.org
www.atheistalliance.org
www.americanhumanist.org


Lou Mndzbl

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Aug 4, 2021, 9:17:23 PMAug 4
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There's only one religion Christianity the rest that is called a religion are not just cults,, that the confusion, far as Doom & Gloom yes that's a scare tactic like a hoax pandemic being implemented on the world today... God just simple lets these things be for a people to humble themselves and come to Him...
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