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I used to work in an art supply store
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Craig Bennett
Jul 23, 2001, 1:25:42 PM7/23/01
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard,
and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"
Me: "Certainly, what width?"
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"
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