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You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
Your twin brother forgets your birthday.
You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then
you realize you don't have a waterbed.
Your car horn goes off accidently and is stuck as you follow
a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.