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Tim Bruening

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Jun 7, 2002, 8:19:07 PM6/7/02
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Are there any sturgeon surgeons?


Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:05:02 PM6/7/02
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>

Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.


mike wheeler

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In article <3D014D7A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

>
>Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>
>
They're all at Northern Pike's peak or bust.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:19:14 PM6/7/02
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Heh, good one Frank!

Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message
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Thanks for the compliment, Larry.

I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to think
things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and Jellyfish
for you.


J. A. Mc.

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On Sat, 08 Jun 2002 01:19:14 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<NOlarry...@gte.net> found these unused words floating about:

... if a bit caviarly said.


Larry Krzewinski

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On Sat, 08 Jun 2002 15:31:37 GMT, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
<faros...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>> >> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>> >>
>> >
>> >Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.
>>
>> Heh, good one Frank!
>>
>Thanks for the compliment, Larry.
>
>I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to think
>things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and Jellyfish
>for you.

Something smells fishy around here.

sag

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"mike wheeler" <whe...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Hmm...seems to be a surge in sturgeons.

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Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message

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Go shower, Larry, it's you.


Alan

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On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 01:19:54 GMT, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
<faros...@earthlink.net> wrote:

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>
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>Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message
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>> On Sat, 08 Jun 2002 15:31:37 GMT, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
>> <faros...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.
>> >>
>> >> Heh, good one Frank!
>> >>
>> >Thanks for the compliment, Larry.
>> >
>> >I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to
>think
>> >things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and
>Jellyfish
>> >for you.
>>
>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>
>
>Go shower, Larry, it's you.
>

that might not help a smelt.

sag

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"sag" <stan....@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> "mike wheeler" <whe...@tns.net> wrote in message
> news:VVcM8.28738$7a.480809@news20...
> > In article <3D014D7A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
> > >
> > >Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
> > >
> > >
> > They're all at Northern Pike's peak or bust.
> >
> Hmm...seems to be a surge in sturgeons.
>
> This whole bit is making me feel clammy.--

Larry Krzewinski

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On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 01:19:54 GMT, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
<faros...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>> >> >> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.
>> >>
>> >> Heh, good one Frank!
>> >>
>> >Thanks for the compliment, Larry.
>> >
>> >I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to
>think
>> >things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and
>Jellyfish
>> >for you.
>>
>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>
>
>Go shower, Larry, it's you.

Sounds like my Right Guard left.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 9, 2002, 1:28:40 AM6/9/02
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On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 02:06:09 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:

>>> >> >> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.
>>> >>
>>> >> Heh, good one Frank!
>>> >>
>>> >Thanks for the compliment, Larry.
>>> >
>>> >I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to
>>think
>>> >things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and
>>Jellyfish
>>> >for you.
>>>
>>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>>
>>
>>Go shower, Larry, it's you.
>>
>that might not help a smelt.

Alan, I'm pretty amazed that you can smell at all any longer! <g>

Alan

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Jun 9, 2002, 7:34:31 AM6/9/02
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It seems that you will smell forever. <g> (something to carp about)

Frank A. Rosenbaum

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His Aunt Chovy loves pizza.

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Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message

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As long as it isn't your Left Guard, right?


Larry Krzewinski

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On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 11:34:31 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:

>>>>> >> >> Are there any sturgeon surgeons?
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >Yes, but they are out roe-ing their boats.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Heh, good one Frank!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >Thanks for the compliment, Larry.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >I'm no pike-r when it comes to puns. I don't flounder around trying to
>>>>think
>>>>> >things up. I'll go see urchin about getting some peanut butter and
>>>>Jellyfish
>>>>> >for you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>>>
>>>>Go shower, Larry, it's you.
>>>>
>>>that might not help a smelt.
>>
>>Alan, I'm pretty amazed that you can smell at all any longer! <g>
>>
>It seems that you will smell forever. <g> (something to carp about)

Yep, good olfactory receptors run in my family.

Alan

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Jun 9, 2002, 10:54:12 PM6/9/02
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Sure Larry, go on deluding yourself, but don't wonder why everyone in
the room leaves when you enter.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 10, 2002, 12:30:07 AM6/10/02
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I thought my reputation as the fastest gun in town scared them off.
Isn't that why they called me "Dead Eye Dick?"

mike wheeler

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Jun 10, 2002, 1:55:47 AM6/10/02
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In article <rna8guo7tjhdnptnh...@4ax.com>, NOlarry...@gte.net
says...

No... You missed her nose and caught her in the temple, where-upon you laid
her on the alter.

Alan

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On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 04:30:07 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 02:54:12 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 23:02:53 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 11:34:31 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>>>>>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Go shower, Larry, it's you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>that might not help a smelt.
>>>>>
>>>>>Alan, I'm pretty amazed that you can smell at all any longer! <g>
>>>>>
>>>>It seems that you will smell forever. <g> (something to carp about)
>>>
>>>Yep, good olfactory receptors run in my family.
>>>
>>Sure Larry, go on deluding yourself, but don't wonder why everyone in
>>the room leaves when you enter.
>
>I thought my reputation as the fastest gun in town scared them off.
>Isn't that why they called me "Dead Eye Dick?"
>

Didn't they leave out, "Eye?"

J. A. Mc.

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On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 05:55:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler) found

these unused words floating about:

>In article <rna8guo7tjhdnptnh...@4ax.com>, NOlarry...@gte.net

... Ego? Where yugo?


J. A. Mc.

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On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 11:56:06 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) found

these unused words floating about:

>On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 04:30:07 GMT, Larry Krzewinski

I thought it was more "Lye".


nemo

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Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message
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Disease of fish and edge of dish:

Pike Rust!

98% of Nemo the Indy Fatty Gobble!
(Eating a curry made with too much Ghee!)


G Swaine

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Jun 11, 2002, 5:13:07 AM6/11/02
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"Alan " <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote ...
> Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
> > bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:

> >> Larry Krzewinski <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
> >>> bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Something smells fishy around here.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Go shower, Larry, it's you.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> that might not help a smelt.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Alan, I'm pretty amazed that you can smell at all any longer!
<g>
> >>>>
> >>>> It seems that you will smell forever. <g> (something to carp
about)
> >>>
> >>> Yep, good olfactory receptors run in my family.
> >>
> >> Sure Larry, go on deluding yourself, but don't wonder why
everyone in
> >> the room leaves when you enter.
> >
> > I thought my reputation as the fastest gun in town scared them
off.
> > Isn't that why they called me "Dead Eye Dick?"
>
> Didn't they leave out, "Eye?"

Yes they did.

That should read "Dead Eye Dick Eye"

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On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 05:55:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
wrote:

Why did he want to change her?

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On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 04:30:07 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 02:54:12 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 23:02:53 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 09 Jun 2002 11:34:31 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>>>>>> Something smells fishy around here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Go shower, Larry, it's you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>that might not help a smelt.
>>>>>
>>>>>Alan, I'm pretty amazed that you can smell at all any longer! <g>
>>>>>
>>>>It seems that you will smell forever. <g> (something to carp about)
>>>
>>>Yep, good olfactory receptors run in my family.
>>>
>>Sure Larry, go on deluding yourself, but don't wonder why everyone in
>>the room leaves when you enter.
>
>I thought my reputation as the fastest gun in town scared them off.
>Isn't that why they called me "Dead Eye Dick?"

Actually that should be Dead Dick, Aye.

Cybe R. Wizard

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On Tue, 11 Jun 2002 15:20:52 GMT, David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au>
wrote in message <ph0agug2d6igs5tv1...@4ax.com>:

Turnabout. After all, she was thinking, "aisle, altar, /hymn/."

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