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Drinking with a redneck
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Jack Schitt
Feb 9, 2012, 3:57:41 PM2/9/12
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either.'
The redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and
the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, he says,
'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice.'
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either.'
The redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and
the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, he says,
'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice.'
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