A spore
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I thought it was A tedious person who evokes boredom-a yawning experience.
They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
Why is a spore immoral?
Well, if you ascomycete, I tell you I'm already sitting in it.
phma
Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
Did I tell ya that the toadstool stalking me? It's been weeks now. :-(
I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable was
immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't even
got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
Of course, Oscar Wilde and his little friends were ex- Cep -tions.
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Jinto: Drunken foot digit.
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FAB4D72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3FA7076C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.
> > > >
> > > Properties: What the actors drink after the show, instead of the
> imitation
> > > stuff the pretend to drink on stage.
> >
> > Realties: True teas drunk by dealers in homes and the land under said
> homes.
> >
> Casualties: Drunk while wearing informal clothes.
> Charities: Teas brought by a Char Lady.
> Empties: Teas with electromagnetic and magnetic screening to comply with EEC
> regs.
> Novelties: Teas drunk while reading a good book.
> Pities: 3.141592654 of cups.
Faulties: Teas drunk by parachute jumpers.
Jumper: Price per jump.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:410D3596...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
>> > What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
>> >
>> > A spore
>>
>> Why is a spore immoral?
> I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable was
> immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't even
> got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
Yeah, that's the Great Divide!
--
Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3...@uni-hamburg.de
His-Ala-Sec-Lys-Glu Arg-Glu-Asp-Asp-Met-Ala-Asn-Asn
But he's pretty wild - not cultured at all.
I think I'd need to wear a veil.
Oh I know he's a pig but I do LIKE the way he truffles with my
affections.. and he pushes the right buttons!!
BTW. In case you didn't get it . . .
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=porcino
Whether that was because St. John was their first customer they were
impressed by the size of his wood, I've no eye deer.
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:48:57 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 10:00:49 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>
> >>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 07:33:34 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 3 Aug 2004 18:32:50 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>>>>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, (artyw) found
> >>>>>>>>>> these unused
> >>>>>>>>>> words floating about:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Harry Marmoset wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> A spore
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Just so long as they don't shed their caps ...
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Not sure, but I do know they'll lead a horticulture life.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Did I tell ya that the toadstool stalking me? It's been weeks
> >>>>>>> now. :-(
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> You need to get out more, I heard that they don't do well in the
> >>>>>> daylight, water you know?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> But he's pretty wild - not cultured at all.
> >>>>> I think I'd need to wear a veil.
> >>>>>
> >>>> He's nuthin' but truffle!
> >>>
> >>> Oh I know he's a pig but I do LIKE the way he truffles with my
> >>> affections.. and he pushes the right buttons!!
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Careful. We hear he's just rooting around for a woman with loose
> >> Morels!
> >
> > But he told me he digs me .. I'm a field good person to have around!
> > (But there isn't mushroom in my bed these days...)
> >
> Wallaby ! I knew you liked animals and would sporel them, but that's
> ridiculous!
Wallaby: Wall of buzzing insects.
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:41:08 +0930
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > news:20040717215140.2a215eba@WizardsTower
> > > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:31:22 +0930
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >
> > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:10eif0d795i0tttg9...@4ax.com
> > >>> On 17 Jul 2004 12:38:44 GMT, Hauke Reddmann
> > ><fc3...@uni-hamburg.de>>> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Didn't like Puss'N'Boots. He acted like a heel.
> > >>>> (But what do you expect from a cad.)
> > >>> Stick 'em in a cel ! Dis ney'ds no background.
> > >>
> > >> Well, if the dream works for you! (not that I'm a green with you,
> > >or> anything)
> > >>
> > > I'd love to know what you are talking about but don't know where the
> > > Pixar.
> >
> > I can draw my own conclusions from this post - I'm being framed!!!
> >
> You said that as if it matted.
Transmat: A floor covering that teleports people.
Framing: Chinese vase that makes false accusations.
Apple Betty wrote:
> Will! Shake spear! Some ink's sonnet!
Fire at Will!
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> headdr wrote:
> >"David Reihmer" <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >news:simwah-D46F99....@netnews.attbi.com...
> >> In article <05d6rv4kppjnomgce...@4ax.com>,
> >> Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote:
> >> > Have you ever shooed a fly? No, they don't make Nikes that small.
> >> Unless they're forgeries, but that would be unfarrier - I tried to shoe
> >> a horsefly once, but I couldn't anneal down that far.
> >Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.
>
> That's a phallacy.
Shoe Ting: Musical footwear or Chinese cobbler.
Shoot Ting: Musical gun or Chinese gunman.
Framing: Dynasty that is unravelling at the edges.
Narr. Get Will Yam Tell to fire an exploding root of the genus Dioscorea at
his son.
The Landbugger can make a Guestler appearance!
Shoo Tout: Gun battle after trying to make a guy selling illegally obtained
football tickets to go away.
Niels Sbohr might be able to tell you, when he gets up off his knees.
artyw wrote:
> A guy who owned a flowershop decided to enter a marathon. His friends
> cheered him on, yelling:
> "Run, Florist, Run!"
His running career is blooming.
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> > unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> >> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>
> >>> A spore
> >>
> >> They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
> >
> > Just so long as they don't shed their caps ...
>
> Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
Jinto: Drunken foot digit.
> >ObPun: Sorry, gang, I can't think of a single one...
>
> When a monk is excommunicated, does he wear an "out-of-order" sign
> around his neck?
Do monks unlock their doors with a Monk-Key?
I've seen milk bottles with expiration dates of as far back as 1036 and
as far forward as 2358!
"I've got you covered".
Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase.
Homing: Prostitute vase.
Looming: Toilet vase.
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> > unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> >> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>
> >>> A spore
> >>