Sexually Immoral Mushrooms
Harry Marmoset
A spore
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Michael Balarama
"Harry Marmoset" <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130...
> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
>
> A spore
I thought it was A tedious person who evokes boredom-a yawning experience.
artyw
>
> A spore
They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
Tim Bruening
>
> A spore
Why is a spore immoral?
Pierre Abbat
Well, if you ascomycete, I tell you I'm already sitting in it.
phma
Sheila Dundee
> On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> unused
> words floating about:
Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
Sheila Dundee
> On Tue, 3 Aug 2004 18:32:50 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
Did I tell ya that the toadstool stalking me? It's been weeks now. :-(
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:410D3596...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable was
immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't even
got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
Of course, Oscar Wilde and his little friends were ex- Cep -tions.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Jinto: Drunken foot digit.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FAB4D72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3FA7076C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.
> > > >
> > > Properties: What the actors drink after the show, instead of the
> imitation
> > > stuff the pretend to drink on stage.
> >
> > Realties: True teas drunk by dealers in homes and the land under said
> homes.
> >
> Casualties: Drunk while wearing informal clothes.
> Charities: Teas brought by a Char Lady.
> Empties: Teas with electromagnetic and magnetic screening to comply with EEC
> regs.
> Novelties: Teas drunk while reading a good book.
> Pities: 3.141592654 of cups.
Faulties: Teas drunk by parachute jumpers.
Jumper: Price per jump.
Hauke Reddmann
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:410D3596...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
>> > What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
>> >
>> > A spore
>>
>> Why is a spore immoral?
> I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable was
> immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't even
> got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
Yeah, that's the Great Divide!
--
Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3...@uni-hamburg.de
His-Ala-Sec-Lys-Glu Arg-Glu-Asp-Asp-Met-Ala-Asn-Asn
Sheila Dundee
> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 07:33:34 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> daylight, water you know?
But he's pretty wild - not cultured at all.
I think I'd need to wear a veil.
Sheila Dundee
> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 10:00:49 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
Oh I know he's a pig but I do LIKE the way he truffles with my
affections.. and he pushes the right buttons!!
nemo
Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
news:ceqqic$obe$2...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
> In alt.humor.puns nemo <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:410D3596...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >> > What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >> >
> >> > A spore
> >>
> >> Why is a spore immoral?
>
> > I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable
was
> > immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't
even
> > got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
>
> Yeah, that's the Great Divide!
>
BTW. In case you didn't get it . . .
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=porcino
nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:o5nvg0p0bm0drr2uv...@4ax.com...
> On 4 Aug 2004 14:07:08 GMT, Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:410D3596...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >>> > What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>> >
> >>> > A spore
> >>>
> >>> Why is a spore immoral?
> >
> >> I think we got some Victorians on here. To them, everything enjoyable
was
> >> immoral, especially procriation - and even of a mushroom that hasn't
even
> >> got a Central Nervous System to feel enjoyment with!
> >
> >Yeah, that's the Great Divide!
>
say
> isn't what you do.
>
Yeah. Their Soho, Kings Cross and Shepherd's Market in those days was St.
John's Wood!
Whether that was because St. John was their first customer they were
impressed by the size of his wood, I've no eye deer.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:48:57 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 10:00:49 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>
> >>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 07:33:34 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 3 Aug 2004 18:32:50 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> >>>>>>>> unused words floating about:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, (artyw) found
> >>>>>>>>>> these unused
> >>>>>>>>>> words floating about:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Harry Marmoset wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> A spore
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Just so long as they don't shed their caps ...
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Not sure, but I do know they'll lead a horticulture life.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Did I tell ya that the toadstool stalking me? It's been weeks
> >>>>>>> now. :-(
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> You need to get out more, I heard that they don't do well in the
> >>>>>> daylight, water you know?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> But he's pretty wild - not cultured at all.
> >>>>> I think I'd need to wear a veil.
> >>>>>
> >>>> He's nuthin' but truffle!
> >>>
> >>> Oh I know he's a pig but I do LIKE the way he truffles with my
> >>> affections.. and he pushes the right buttons!!
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Careful. We hear he's just rooting around for a woman with loose
> >> Morels!
> >
> > But he told me he digs me .. I'm a field good person to have around!
> > (But there isn't mushroom in my bed these days...)
> >
> Wallaby ! I knew you liked animals and would sporel them, but that's
> ridiculous!
Wallaby: Wall of buzzing insects.
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:41:08 +0930
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > news:20040717215140.2a215eba@WizardsTower
> > > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:31:22 +0930
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >
> > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:10eif0d795i0tttg9...@4ax.com
> > >>> On 17 Jul 2004 12:38:44 GMT, Hauke Reddmann
> > ><fc3...@uni-hamburg.de>>> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Didn't like Puss'N'Boots. He acted like a heel.
> > >>>> (But what do you expect from a cad.)
> > >>> Stick 'em in a cel ! Dis ney'ds no background.
> > >>
> > >> Well, if the dream works for you! (not that I'm a green with you,
> > >or> anything)
> > >>
> > > I'd love to know what you are talking about but don't know where the
> > > Pixar.
> >
> > I can draw my own conclusions from this post - I'm being framed!!!
> >
> You said that as if it matted.
Transmat: A floor covering that teleports people.
Framing: Chinese vase that makes false accusations.
Tim Bruening
Apple Betty wrote:
> Will! Shake spear! Some ink's sonnet!
Fire at Will!
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> headdr wrote:
> >"David Reihmer" <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >news:simwah-D46F99....@netnews.attbi.com...
> >> In article <05d6rv4kppjnomgce...@4ax.com>,
> >> Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote:
> >> > Have you ever shooed a fly? No, they don't make Nikes that small.
> >> Unless they're forgeries, but that would be unfarrier - I tried to shoe
> >> a horsefly once, but I couldn't anneal down that far.
> >Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.
>
> That's a phallacy.
Shoe Ting: Musical footwear or Chinese cobbler.
Shoot Ting: Musical gun or Chinese gunman.
nemo
Framing: Dynasty that is unravelling at the edges.
nemo
>
>
> Apple Betty wrote:
>
> > Will! Shake spear! Some ink's sonnet!
>
> Fire at Will!
Narr. Get Will Yam Tell to fire an exploding root of the genus Dioscorea at
his son.
The Landbugger can make a Guestler appearance!
nemo
Shoo Tout: Gun battle after trying to make a guy selling illegally obtained
football tickets to go away.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
>
> A spore
nemo
Niels Sbohr might be able to tell you, when he gets up off his knees.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> A guy who owned a flowershop decided to enter a marathon. His friends
> cheered him on, yelling:
> "Run, Florist, Run!"
His running career is blooming.
Tim Bruening
Wallaby: Wall of buzzing insects.
Tim Bruening
nemo
>
> Grilled Cheese: Cheese under interrogation by the CIA.
>
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> > unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> >> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>
> >>> A spore
> >>
> >> They maybe im-morel, but they're fun guys to be around.
> >
> > Just so long as they don't shed their caps ...
>
> Do they tip their caps at gills as they com-post?
Jinto: Drunken foot digit.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 13:18:44 -0700, Dan Heaven
<rico...@x2.alliance.net> wrote:
> >ObPun: Sorry, gang, I can't think of a single one...
>
> When a monk is excommunicated, does he wear an "out-of-order" sign
> around his neck?
Do monks unlock their doors with a Monk-Key?
Tim Bruening
Timothy Wright (tlwr...@gte.net) wrote on 1997/11/04:
>
>
> Late one night, two retired military men were sitting in their club
> drinking and talking. As with all men, the conversation eventually
> turned to women and sex. One old gentleman asks the other,"So, when was
> the last time you were, you know, with a woman?"
>
> "Let me see, it must have been about 1959"
>
> "My God! That's a long time!"
>
> "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2230 now."
I've seen milk bottles with expiration dates of as far back as 1036 and
as far forward as 2358!
Tim Bruening
What did the picture say to the wall?
"I've got you covered".
Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase.
Homing: Prostitute vase.
Looming: Toilet vase.
Tim Bruening
news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
>
> A spore
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On 1 Aug 2004 11:16:07 -0700, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> > unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> >> Harry Marmoset <harry_m...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<Xns953865E3D721Ah...@209.25.157.130>...
> >>> What do you call a sexually immoral mushroom?
> >>>
> >>> A spore
> >>